Tuesday, June 11, 2019


Can you pass away if no one knows you're alive?

Such might be the question that can be asked as we learn of the passing of Nicky Barnes, a drug kingpin who is now reported to have passed away seven years ago in 2012, at 78 or 79 years of age.

Apparently his daughters did know he was alive, but since he was in the Witness Protection Program they kept his demise a secret, even as seven years elapsed.

After perhaps 20 years of a lifetime prison sentence, Nicky Barnes started to cooperate with the Federal government and began to supply information which lead to the prosecution and conviction of his former associates, former girlfriends, and even his ex-wife. He felt betrayed by them, and felt his betrayal of them was justified.

Nicky Barnes was released into the Witness Protection Program after his cooperation secured his release from prison in 1998. He lived a thoroughly anonymous life, but did surface in 2007 to meet with a New York Times reporter as a book about his life was being published and a movie, American Gangster was being released about the life of another drug kingpin, Frank Lucas. Despite being every bit as big a dealer as Frank Lucas, Nicky's life is cast in a tangential light. Frank is who the movie is about.

One nugget from the Barnes obituary that I never knew is that Nicky Barnes was the inspiration for Jim Croce's hit, 'Bad, Bad. Leroy Brown.' Nicky Barnes's name was Leroy Nicholas, but he was widely known as Nicky. I will next hear the song in a fresh light.

Why are we now hearing about Barnes's death seven years after the fact? Although unstated, it may have something to do with the passing of Frank Lucas, who just passed away at 88 on May 30. in Cedar Grove, New Jersey. His nephew confirmed his death.

It is thoroughly possible that Nicky Barnes's daughters, one of whom is a former prosecutor, felt it was now time to close the book on their father, one of the two major drug traffickers from the 1970s.

Whatever Nicky and Frank did, they weren't the last to do so.


Tuesday, June 4, 2019

And What Are the Chances of That?

What are the chances I will read about two people with the same surname, Boettcher, on the same day—today—in two very different sections of the same newspaper, The New York TimesI'll let the very serious readers of the book 'Fluke: The Math and Myth of Coincidence' by Jospeh Mazur try and figure it out.

In case you're just awakening from a coma, you should know by now there is a new champ on 'Jeopardy,' Emma Boettcher, who in last night's telecast unseated the reigning champion James Holzhauer.

James Holzhauer was no ordinary champion. He won for 32 straight evenings, nearly setting the all-time record for money won in non-tournament games. Along the way, James set records for money won per game several times, breaking his own single game records.

And due to the advance taping of the show, the episode that just aired was filmed on March 12th, showing the end of James's reign before the start of his streak was aired. Thus, Emma Boettcher was unaware on March 12th that  she was dethroning a 32 consecutive game winner, all because his winning streak had yet to be aired at the time.

If any of this might sound confusing, it's all true. Albert Einstein and his Theory of Relativity and the affect of gravity (or TV taping schedules) on elapsed time might need studying. Or not.

At least for now, that we publicly know, Emma is the new 'Jeopardy' champion, Her story is everywhere.

And where did I read of the second occurrence of the name Boettcher today? In the obits section, where else?

Donald M. Fraser, 95, who exposed a 'Koreagate' plot to buy political influence in the late 1970s has passed away. Fraser, is not Boettcher, but a 1980s book 'Gifts of Deceit' about the Korean scandals is by a Boettcher, a Robert Boetttcher, and is mentioned prominently in the obituary.

Are Emma and Robert somehow related? I have no idea. But if I understand some of the discussions of probability in Mr. Mazur's book correctly, reading about them on the same day was eventually guaranteed.

Sure, today is the day I read their names on the same day in the same newspaper. So this is a coincidence, no? Well...

Mr. Mazur points out that when such events happen—and these types of things happen all the time to people—we tend to think of only the one day that it does happen. We're not counting all the days that have proceeded it when it didn't happen. We're thinking it's a 1-out-of -1 occurrence, when it's actually a one in probably many million occurrences. Given enough chances for it to happen and it didn't happen, sharpens the long odds that it's going to happen sometime.

Thus. if I've been reading the newspaper every day for 58 years, 365 times a year, there have been
21,170 chances so far that two similar names should appear on the same day. Given the population of names, the chances of Boettcher appearing on the same day to my knowledge just means that it was bound to finally happen.

I should have known it all along.


Sunday, June 2, 2019

Billions at 10

The tenth episode of Billions has already aired. Can you believe it? The season is going by faster than a $50 dollar bill at a CitiField concession stand.

No major machinations. Axe has called everyone in on New Year's Day. He's a self-motivated driver, and he expects everyone else to be like him, even if he has to make them.

The episode is appropriately named, 'New Year's Day' and is somewhat prosaic compared to other twists and turns of other episodes. There is absolute comic relief when Wags cuts his vacation in South Beach short and returns for the gathering.

It seems Wags has encountered a young thing that he thought was just right for him. At least while on vacation. They enjoyed each other enough for the young lady to lift Wags's Patek Philippe heirloom watch that his father left him (You never actually own a Patek Philippe. You merely look after it for the next generation.) and disappear. This has devastated Wags way more than he will outwardly show.

Wendy has the answer and a youthful, cheerleader-looking female appears at the offices and takes Wags into a conference room. Bobby remarks that the floors are a little hard in there, but sex is not what is going to console Wags. Cuddling is.

Wendy has arranged for a professional cuddler to hug Wags and let him cry his eyes out. Which he does. The water works have opened. Wags will be better in no time.

The gang at Axe Capital is staging a simulated hearing for Wendy's medical license review. Even in simulation, it's not going well for Wendy. She's emotional and potty-mouthed: the word fuck escapes her lips, and once is too much. She's got to cool off. Maybe get Taylor to drop the complaint. 

Meanwhile, over at Taylor Mason's they too are running a simulation of the hearing. They're trying to make sure Taylor presents himself as a patient, rather than a client for Wendy's services. A patient should be accorded doctor-patient confidentiality, and the breach of Taylor's records would violate that. Very bad for Wendy.

Spoiler alert. The upshot of the Medical Board proceedings will become a moot point because Wendy has supplicated herself before Taylor and convinced him enough of her contriteness. Taylor relents, says he will withdraw the complaint, but tells Wendy she owes him one.

Meanwhile, Chuck and his dad are bribing the Secretary of the Treasury, Krakow, to lift sanctions on a bank that is willing to give dear old dad a sweetheart loan to move the stalled development along.

Unbeknownst the the Rhoades family, Briian Connerty in his role as the U.S. Attorney for the Southern District has convinced a Federal judge to approve bugs to be installed in the Rhoades household. The walls have ears, and Bryan and Kate are listening.

The approval of the bugs comes with provisos that certain things cannot he listened to. Kate assures the judge that there will be a "taint team" in place to rule on what can and cannot be listened to, particularly anything where the Rhoadeses lawyer is present and their conversations are protected by attorney-client privilege.

Connerty agrees, at least until he realizes from the tapped conversations that there is a paper, signed contract between the Secretary of the Treasury and Rhoades Sr. as to the arrangement and reimbursement for the action of the Secretary lifting sanctions on the bank that is granting the sweetheart loan to Chuck Sr.

The signed contract is the evidence Connerty needs to prove the conspiracy. But it is locked away in a wall safe in Chuck Sr.'s apartment. No joy. No rapture. Connerty has hit a legal roadblock.

The final scene in the episode takes place is an Irish bar of the kind you might still find tucked away in the Bronx, Upper Manhattan, or in small sections of Brooklyn or Queens. The place is full of bruiser guys and gals who pretty much pretend they were born in Ireland and are veterans of The Troubles directly.

(Note: Hitting the pause button at the right time tells you the bar, The Assembly, is at 73rd Street and Cooper Avenue, which happens to be in Glendale Queens. You're going to have to know Queens to be able to get there.)

Bryan easily finds his brother Jackie, who is about to be overtaken in a bar fight until Bryan raises a bottle in the air and orders the pugilists to rethink their actions—which they do.

Bryan's brother is still thrown out by management. He and Bryan are well-known to the owners and they leave willingly.

Bryan might be a Fordham Law School graduate, but the brother is more likely a graduate of Sing Sing, especially when it becomes known to the viewer that Bryan's brother is a safe cracker and Bryan is about to give him an assignment.

All series now have soundtracks, and Billions is no exception. The Irish bar setting is brought to us with a lively rendition of 'The Sick Bed of Cuchulainn' performed by the Pogues.

Bryan is certainly going to find out what troubles he can get himself into.


Tuesday, May 21, 2019

Billions and Port-A-Potty

I'm not going to say I'm worried about this, but I wouldn't be at all surprised that given a school curriculum that ignores history and what I once knew as Civics—how a government works—that there will be viewers of Billions who truly believe that there can be New York State Attorney General, and a U.S. Attorney General who engage in frat-house pranks on each other to show who really runs things in the nation.

Chuck Roades Jr, the freshly elected New York State Attorney General, who never sets foot in the state's capital, and Jeff  "Jock" Jeffcoat, the U.S. Attorney General who never seems to be in Washington, D.C., clearly don't like each other. As such, we are treated to tit-for-tats that rival the magnitude of Sam Malone of the Cheers bar, and Gary, of Olde Time Tavern. Chuck and Jeff just play with much bigger toys.

The latest prank sees Chuck trying to get back at Jeff for boxing Charles Sr. in at his development site by cutting off access due to "security" concerns. Chuck has an epiphany when he spots a row of port-a-potties outside the site's trailer. Chuck has become very aware of the port-a-potties' presence because of a sudden change of wind and an open window. If a row of port-a-potties could smell that bad then Central Park would clearly defoliate during a road race. But hey, this is television.

Charles explains to Chuck that he can't explain how construction workers' "night soil" smells worse than that produced by everyone else. "Night soil," come on. They're making works up now, right? Wrong.

Night soil is human excrement that is pumped away from outhouses, septic tanks and and port-a-potties. The show if nothing else is educational.

Chuck, ever the careful researcher, asks his main man amanuensis, Karl, "how do those things get emptied."

Karl is good at getting anything Chuck needs. He could bring back a cache of moon rocks from the Smithsonian and not get caught. If he ran the Watergate break-in President Nixon would never have had to resign.

Karl explains that "long industrial hoses called 'cacasuckas' pump the excrement into specially treated sanitation trucks, where it is dumped into the sewage system, dehydrated into a solid, compressed and loaded onto a train that travels south and then west to New Mexico." Karl has a map showing the route. Hint: Chuck notices that to get to New Mexico you have to go through Texas, and guess who lives in Texas?

Cacasuckas. Are they kidding us? This does not appear to be a genuine word that would get you points in Scrabble. It is however an easily understood word, and that's all that is important.

And here's where the rivalry with Jeff gets outlandish. Chuck arranged through a series of bribes of key Southern mayors to get the train re-routed and stalled just outside Jeff's ranch and near the house where Jeff, ever the Southern Baptist quotes and read Scripture, and holds hands with his wife while saying grace at breakfast with the window open. Well, at least open until the train, filled with New York City waste arrives, and parks alongside Jeff's ranch.

Why didn't the Democrats think of this when George W. was staying at his ranch in Crawford, or Dick Cheney was at his spread? Chuck is clearly a wizard.

Just prior to the train's arrival, Chuck visits Jeff at his dining table in Texas. Here we have a New York State Attorney General who never sets foot in Albany but who has the means to get himself to Texas to talk of the Pharaohs to Jeff.

Jeff clearly hates all things New York City. When the train pulls up and stops outside his ranch and the odor wafts through the breakfast window, sending Jock's wife to the loo to vomit, Jeff calls Bryan Connerty in New York. " You might be used to the foul and fetid up there in New York, but move that shit train."

Calling NYC "foul and fetid" is a screenwriters' words for how the Daily News portrayed President Ford's response to a bailout in 1975: 'Ford To City: Drop Dead.'

As usual, the word "fuck" and all it's transitive uses gets prominent air time. Everyone utters the word. I've never counted the numbers of times it is uttered, but pretty much every character utters the word, even, or especially, Rebecca Cantu, Bobby Axelrod's financial gal pal who is trying to right the ship of retailer Salers (read Sears). Such a wholesome girl who is waxing nostalgic over the ice cream soda fountains in Salers.

Meanwhile, Wendy is in doo-doo for using confidential client session records to torpedo Taylor Mason. The Medical Review Board has sicced their investigator on Wendy, and she leans into Chuck (rhymes with fuck) to get them off her back.

Wendy, as usual, looks appealing, especially with the current off-the-shoulder fashion look that is all the rage these days. She's always in black, probably the only color in any good dominatrix closet.

And Bonnie. We knew were going to get more Bonnie, and we do as she attempts to crack the inner employee circle for investing, The Flagship Fund.

Bobby has kept inclusion to this high-flying fund only to his tight inner circle, but now Bonnie wants in. She has gotten word of its existence from Dollar Bill who thinks he's in line to get in Bonnie's pants.

Well, spoiler alert, Bonnie does get in the Flagship Fund, and she does encourage Dollar Bill to get in her pants, in the company parking lot in one of Bill's multi-family minivans. Bobby ha managed to fuck Dollar Bill out of his inclusion in the fund—retribution from Bobby—to also literally letting him sample her charms.

And guess what? Just when you think Chuck has scored a major deal-making ploy to get his father's building site cleared of cops, and also get Wendy's license review squashed, he balks at giving Connerty a favor to be redeemed later.

Instead, Connerty gets a tongue-lashing from Chuck who basically tells him he doesn't have the "right stuff."

Connerty is CRUSHED. He can't close a deal with Chuck. This sends him late at night to the Soul Cycle Dr. Gus, who is the motivator supreme, and who told Connerty when Bryan finished second to him in the Peloton sprint, that he needs "to sharpen your dachi and slice a hole in the universe and cut down everything between you and where you're going."

So, look for a new Bryan coming up. With the sharp dachi.


Sunday, May 12, 2019

Comes with All the Feathers

The 8th episode of Billions this season has the usual number of story lines running concurrently across the screen. One thing about the writing in Billions, it is snappy and makes reference to people and events that I know nothing about. At least when they say it. But I watch these shows with a pad of notepaper and a pen, and I take notes when something strikes me as something I'd like to look-up later.

And so it was when a  New York State Indian tribe is introduced as a power base that the governor doesn't want to piss off.

It seems the United States Attorney General, the mellifluous-voice Waylon "Jock" Jeffcoat, doesn't want to allow mobile phone voting in New York State.  This seems to be bending the role of a U.S. A.G. into state election policy, but hey, this is television. Jock of course is Chuck's bète noire and serves as the source of the on-going feud that runs trough the show.

Well, the indigenous people of New York State want mobile phone betting because of the remoteness of their environment. Chuck is a "fixer" so he meets with Council Member Jane Halftown, who is not very receptive to Chuck's entreaty to once again lobby for mobile voting, especially since she feels Chuck's dad has shortchanged them on the casino land deal and literally screwed and fathered a child with a tribal member.

The continued proclivities of Chuck Rhoades Sr. comes as a bit of a surprise to Chuck, but he promises to fix it. The tribe's initial deal with Sr. is sweetened, and a 529 College program for the newborn is started.

Chuck arranges an ambush meeting with the Commissioner of Elections with he and Jane Halftown, who pulls a full headdress out of an enormous hat box and tells the Commissioner she and 30 of "her people" will stage a sit-in at his office in full native regalia to protest being frozen out of mobile voting. The Commissioner capitulates, but not before there is some very colorful language about him sitting on an arrow head and having it go up his ass.

Chuck, ever the fixer, doesn't want the Commissioner to go away empty handed, so he is rewarded with a full-expense paid trip to Aruba for he and the wife to make up for the "lulus" (political gratuities) the Commissioner has seen evaporate ever since Chuck staged the arrests at the church of 30 Senate and Assembly number on corruption charges. Everyone wins.

Except Jeff Jeffcoat, who now has been given the bad news by Bryan Connerty that the Indians have attained the right to take part in mobile voting.

This truly annoys Jeff. He indelicately says that he thought Sam Houston in Texas took care of the Native American problem. He orders Connerty to introduce an "infected blanket" like what "good ol' Lord Amherst did."

Okay, a gap in my knowledge of history. What the hell is an infected blanket, and who was Lord Amherst?

Lord Jefferey Amherst was a British general who was a key figure in the Seven Years War, the French and Indian War that involved British forces against the French and Indians in Canada and the northern portion of what would eventually be New York State.

To help reduce the number of Indians who could fight the British, Amherst came up withe idea of using blankets taken from smallpox patients in a hospital and use then as gifts to the Indians in the hopes that they would be infected with the smallpox virus and die. It was biological warfare. It worked. An epidemic of smallpox broke out amongst the Delaware Indians.

A contemporary review of history has created second thoughts in Canada about the use of the Amherst name in towns honoring Amherst's war achievements. Biological genocide is not meant to be honored.

The Amherst name is also in use in the United States, particularly in Amherst, Massachusetts, home to Amherst College. So far, no name changes there, and the level of discontent with the name Amherst is unknown. You would think it would be substantial.

Connerty does in effect introduce an infected blanket against Rhoades when he manages to waylay the permits for the father's riverside development and gets the police commissioner to close the site. Everyone is on the take for favors, and this time, the Commish has put a boulder in front of the Rhoades family, or risk Jeff pulling Federal funds for the anti-terrorism units the NYPD is so proud of. The influence and power struggle is outsized to real-life, but hey, this is television.

The other main theme of the episode is a boxing match staged for charity between Axe Capital's Dollar Bill and Taylor's Dudley Mafee. After Mafee stormed the castle of Axe Capital and called Wendy all sorts of names, and Dollar Bill had to be restrained from decking Mafee, the idea of a grudge-settling boxing match was hatched.

The Rocky-style training buildup is funny, and allows for 'Eye of the Tiger' to get air time. The match is staged at some hall large enough to allow a significant number of spectators, notably names from finance who are playing themselves. Axe of course knows everyone, and greets these people by name. The credits show that they were playing themselves, just like the episode that the three porno stars were playing themselves. The show covers lots of ground.

The match ends just before the fourth round when Mafee and Dollar Bill are so exhausted that they each collapse in the ring and don't get up. The match is considered a 'double loss',  and a draw is declared, sending the bettors into a rage because the fight in betting parlance is now considered a "push." No winner, unless you bet a push, which one nerdy Taylor employee seems to have done.

The other major segment to the episode involves fracking in New York State, with Taylor successfully baiting Axe to take a pro-fracking stance, a complete opposite to Taylor's declared stand against.

It's a sting on Taylor's part. He gets Bobby to lobby for fracking, when fracking is really what Taylor wants as well. The heavy lifting to get state approval falls on Axe, who unwittingly is actually helping Taylor's interest, since Taylor has bought a huge tract of land to attain the water rights. Water is a key component of fracking, and now Taylor has checkmated Axe. This is a fight to be continued.

The episode has it's usual foul-mouthed "fuck" and "mother fucking" dialogue. You distinctly get the impression that the writers are not creating an episode filled with fiction. New York State has famously indicted several Senate and Assembly members. and the governor has been weighing in on allowing fracking, or not, which right now is not allowed.

So the writers stage a dinner that Axe is throwing at his penthouse aerie for the governor to help fund his Super Pac. The $1.2 million raised should help the reluctant governor to decide for fracking statewide.

Bobby, ever one to sidestep all the posturing, arranged for no one to attend the dinner, but instead gives the governor $1.2 million of his own money, Who needs people eating? The governor's entourage is being fed by Chef Ryan in another alcove of the penthouse.

The real sweetener comes when Axe realizes that perhaps the governor could really use something else. With Chuck hovering as Axe's wingman, Governor Sweeney says he wants to be the keynote speaker at the upcoming National Governors conference, a plum speaking engagement and a stepping stone to presidential aspirations.

Bobby can do. Not easy, but Bobby can do. Bobby's talents and influence are wasted. We need him on the international stage to deal with China and tariffs. There are no parking tickets or jury duty notices in Bobby Axelrod's life.

Bonnie is getting a little more exposure. She is the curly-haired trader who looks like she probably likes men, but might eat them after sex. She gets to be Wendy's companion and helpful listener as Wendy tries to shake off the BDSM exposure Chuck revealed. to the world.

Along the way there are nuggets dropped that you really need to pay attention to. Some I get, others not.

A reference to Vince Neil, who is turns out is the lead vocalist for Motley Crüe.

Chuck, in trying to play to a get on Wendy's good side and back in the bedroom and back in her pants, prepares a nice breakfast to greet her after her morning run. He's gotten the She Wolf bread she likes so much.

The what? Turns out She Wolf is an artisanal hipster bakery in Brooklyn, offering $20 loaves of bread. Artisanal and curated are two words I now hate. And $20 bread will never be for me. Pass.

Another expression is "jazz cabbage" when Mafee offloads his drug paraphernalia, glass pipes, tubes, whatever it takes to get high, because he's now in training for his fight with dollar Bill. Jazz cabbage?

Turns out the phrase means marijuana, and uses the word jazz because jazz musicians were always, and probably still are, marijuana users. Makes sense now.

Look for more horse-trading and influence peddling, because that's makes the world go round for the two major protagonists. Look for Bonnie to emerge with an expanded part in an episode.

But tell me, will the governor, or the attorney general, ever be seen in Albany? Will we ever see them pow-wow at a upstate famous eatery? (Are there any?)

Will "Jock" Jeffcoat ever be seen on Acela headed to Washington? And those unpolitically-correct insensitive remarks about Native Americans and Sam Houston...will the New York Times ever find out about them?

As always, stay tuned. It ain't over till it's over.


Thursday, May 9, 2019

Gary and Mary West, Meet Peter Fuller

The first Derby disqualification was in 1968, but was completely different than the one on Saturday.

That first Saturday in May saw Peter Fuller's Dancer's Image finish first. No one objected, and the track paid out on Dancer's Image. All was right with the official order of finish until a few days later when the lab results came back on Dancer's Image and "Bute" was found in the horse's system, then a banned drug.

Down goes Dancer's Image from being considered the official winner. Up goes Calumet Farm's Forward Pass. There is no change in the mutuel payout. People still collected on Dancer's Image. There were no refunds for anyone who bet on Forward Pass. There are no do-overs in racing.

The Twin Spires betting platform announced after Saturday's disqualification of Maximum Security that they would refund, up to $10 in win tickets on the horse. That is unprecedented, and made possible by Advance Deposit computer wagering, something that did not exist in 1968.

The year 1968 was my first year of attending the races. And I've never stopped. The introduction came when myself and two friends, brothers, and their father's barber, James Kelly, went to the Belmont Stakes. By then, there was actually a chance for a Triple Crown.

James Kelly is the only Irish barber I ever knew. He was a regular racetrack-goer, and it was through him we met the other members of his posse, Dino, the Greek manager of The Baron, a high-end steak house of the era, much like The Cattleman. And of course Les Barrett—Mr. Pace—who mentored us in handicapping skills.

Poring over the Morning Telegraph, a significantly sized broadsheet, then priced at 75¢, I came up with two horses for my single Daily Double bet (the only exotic bet of the era) and for $2 cold, hit the double, paying $22. Okay, so they were favorites, but I just turned $2 into $22 and was inoculated for life.

Forward Pass had been awarded first place in the Kentucky Derby, won the Preakness, and with a victory in the Belmont Stakes would actually be considered to have won the Triple Crown. Talk about needing an asterisk.

Forward Pass does not win the 1968 Belmont, despite a front-running effort by Ismael "Milo" Valenzuela, finishing second. Stage Door Johnny with Heliodoro Gustines reels Forward Pass in inside the sixteenth pole. So the drought of Triple Crown winners going back to Citation in 1948 continued.

Peter Fuller, the owner of the disqualified Dander's Image spent a long time trying to be declared the winner because of faulty drug testing. Added to the primitive drug testing of the era—no split samples taken—were other conspiracy theories that Fuller was denied the win because he wasn't liked. Bill Finley wrote extensively about the 1968 disqualification on the 50th anniversary, in 2018.

The Kentucky Horse Racing Commission has already dismissed Gary West's appeal of the disqualification, saying it is not subject to appeal. Absolutely no surprise there.

The stewards' review of the race after the jockeys' objection took 22 minutes, a lengthy deliberation for a jockey objection. They were running the race backwards and forwards from the five-sixteenths pole. Maximum Security did change lanes, but did he do enough to keep the other horse, War of Will, from winning?

That is the opinion part of the review. A different racing jurisdiction of stewards might have seen it completely different and dismissed the objection. Stewards are boxing judges. They don't all see the same thing.

Gary West has expressed a desire to file a lawsuit. Where, will remain to be seen, but without even being a lawyer, the chances for success has to be slim, to none.

Peter Fuller at one point did manage to convince a court that he should be awarded the win and the purse. That was overturned, and the name of the winner on the Derby souvenir glasses for 1968 remains Forward Pass. And the purse money went to Calumet.

Gary West took to the news programs after the race to complain. This is America way these days. He contends, and perhaps not without some basis, that War of Will got in his horse's way. A horse can bother another horse from behind, as well as from in front. In fact, a horse can bother another horse from just about anywhere, even, in rare instances, "savaging" the opponent, which is to say being alongside the other horse, turning their head and taking a bite out of them. J.K. Simmons in the State Farm insurance commercial would say, "Seen it. Covered it."

And Mr. West, certainly still boiling over, has called Churchill Down "greedy" for allowing as many 20 horses to start the race, when other premier races, like the Breeders' Cup, only allow up to 14.

Say what you will about field size, the up to 20 has been around for a while now at Churchill. The "greedy" part would stem from an entry fee and a starting fee of $25,000 each. A little heavy.

Racing didn't always have 20 starters in a race. In the old days, the pari-mutuel machines couldn't punch out a number beyond 12. So, when there were more than 12 entrants, the overflow were assigned to the pool created with No. 12 used to designate "the Field."

A field bet was like an entry bet: choose the number, get all the horses assigned to the number. When Cananero II won the 1971 Derby he was part of the field. But here in New York, with the inauguration of Off-Track betting in March 1971, each horse was assigned a letter, so you could punch past 12 betting interests. The more betting interests, the more handle, simple as that. The "greedy" part of the equation since the track gets a percentage of the handle.

Cananero paid a wholly different amount when he won at the track vs. what he paid at OTB. Being a founding inductee to telephone wagering in 1971, I took the bets in the office for a few people. One women I worked with, whose husband was Spanish, picked Cananero for $4 to win.

My memory is telling me I had to wait to make a withdrawal from the account and give her the $118 for the win bet, twice, thus $236. I was nervous that the money would actually show up in my account. It did. She got me a gift.

The introduction of the point system to be able to enter the Derby has of course not lessened the number of starters below 20, but it has guaranteed that those in the race have at least done something on he "Road to the Derby" to warrant their inclusion in the starting gate.

This at least has kept the truly peripheral entrants from getting a spot. Handicapping the field on Friday and Saturday I came away with the conclusion that sure, a favorite, second choice might prevail, but with 20 entrants and skewed betting creating long shots amongst decent horses, it wouldn't surprise me that a bomb would win. And even if Maximum Security were not moved down in the results, Country House would still be a whopping amount for second.

Racing is in another teeth gnashing phase. I've lived long enough to pass through at least three "future of racing" phases. Attendance dwindles, but handle can be up. Racing has always been fueled by dollars gambled, whether through discretionary recreational wagering, or deep-pocket wagers made by true gamblers.

The blue bloods that used to run NYRA could never see themselves as a sport that exists because people came to the track and plopped money down. They treated the patrons like an assumption and the great unwashed. They now know they are in a business that has to compete for the gambling dollar.

And like a weak entity that they are, they are looking to make consolidations with sports wagering. But the gambling dollar is stretched thinner than Twiggy was. Video machines were supposed to prop up racing in New York, until they didn't. Horses were actually named after video lottery machines (VLTs), like those that are now part of the Aqueduct campus.

Racing's future will not be perpetuated by bans on riding crops, or even drugs, or even the hope that televised exposure will create new fans. (It won't.) Without gambling action, there will be no racing. Dollars, owners, trainers and jockeys make the horses go around the track.

The Wests had two horses in the race, top-flight runners in Game Winner and Maximum Security. Country House just crawled into the race  with enough points, despite having only won a maiden race. Points were attained by the second, fourth, and third placings in The Risen Star, the Louisiana Derby, and the Arkansas Derby, all graded races. A nice way to amass $260,175 going into the race. But any horse trained trained by a Hall-of-Famer like Bill Mott, has to be seriously considered. 

Will the Wests ever bring another horse to Churchill Downs? After all, the Derby is not the only race there.

People are mad, and tempers have flared. Peter Fuller never had the racing stable the Wests have, but along the way, before passing away in 2012, was asked, would be bring another horse to Churchill? (He never did.)

"Yes," he said, "if I had one named Dancer's Revenge." The Wests still have time.


Sunday, May 5, 2019

The First Saturday in May

"When is the Kentucky Derby run this year?" is a question only the  uninitiated can ask. It is always the first Saturday in May.

And here we are again. The 145th running of "run for the roses"..."the most exciting two minutes in sports"...As Joe Drape points out this morning in his piece in the NYT, the Derby predates baseball in the United States. Subtract 145 from 2019 and you get you get 1874. I'll bet Jim Holzhauer from 'Jeopardy' knows who the president was then. And maybe even the name of the first winner. I'd go all in that he does.

It is also the guaranteed time when my family will have some event I'm expected to be at. But not to worry. The race is late in the day, there are televisions everywhere, and I have a phone that has XpressBets on Speed dial. I won't miss a thing.

I don't really know they first year I ever saw the Derby, but it must have been sometime in the '50s when our upstairs tenants had the race on television and I remember remarking, "all those people come out there for one race?"

The Tramplers, no betting neophytes, explained there were many races on the card, and that the Derby was just the feature, and the biggest race of the day. I've understood ever since.

The family tradition of having must-attend events started with my oldest daughter's wedding on Belmont Stakes day in 2004. Understandably, I was expected to attend the wedding. And I of course did, but not before I started handicapping in the morning and got the results that Nick Zito's horse won the first race on the card. I didn't have it.

I can't really rattle off all the Derby winners during my lifetime, but I certainly know the winners on these special days. Smarty Jones was going for the triple Crown in 2004, but the timing of the reception but us outside the Old Mill at the Bronx Botanical Gardens where the reception was, at about 10 minutes to post time.

"Do you guys have a TV in there?" Jesus, back to the car to listen to race on the radio in the parking lot. We all know the result and what happened "in the shadow of the wire." Birdstone, trained by none other than the trainer of the first race winner, Nick Zito, upsets Smarty Jones. No Triple Crown. Again.

Little did I know then the seed for the family tradition was planted.

First there's love, then there's marriage, then there's  a baby carriage, and in 2007 the first grandchild is born, a girl.

And when is the christening celebration? Why the first Saturday in May, of course. I remember things because of who won certain races, and Big Brown's victory in 2008 is remembered as when the christening celebration was held.

Twice is not a trend, right? When was Emma's First Communion? You're getting good at this. The first Saturday in May, 2015. Who won? American Pharoah, the only horse who can win the Triple Crown that year. And after that year's Belmont Stakes, they did win the Triple Crown.

Oh joy, oh rapture, there's a trend going on here. When did my second daughter get married? On a Friday, but which Friday? The Friday before the 2018 Belmont Stakes. A Montauk, Long Island destination wedding.

And who won the Belmont that year? Why Justify of course, completing the Triple Crown. The phony Triple Crown I believe. A boat race Belmont Stakes guaranteed the win for the lightly run Justify, and the retirement from racing after the Belmont gave us a horse whose career didn't last as long as some hangovers. Boo.

After Emma comes Olivia. And when is Olivia's First Communion? Why today, of course, the first Saturday in May, 2019. Who won the Derby? Unknown, because it is 9:30 a.m. E.D.T.

Okay, who do like? Game Winner/Tacitus exacta, with some savers thrown in for good measure depending on odds, etc.


And now it's Sunday morning, and after a fitful night's sleep, I come to write the rest of the story about this year's First Saturday in May.

The lyrics to a very early Simon and Garfunkel song, 'Bookends' go:

Time it was
And what a time it was
It was a time of innocence
A time of confidences

The next most cherished assignment in journalism won't be covering the White House, press briefings or Senate hearings. It will be covering the Kentucky Derby which yesterday turned the fastest two minutes in sports into the longest replay deliberation, approaching 25 minutes, that delivered racing into the age of the Mueller report: was it collusion? (read collision); was it obstruction (of justice) in interfering in the path to the winner's circle? At least the Russians weren't mentioned.

Future Derby reports, at least the televised ones, might now not concentrate on the A-listers, the bourbon swilling swells, and the hats that 90% of the women wear, looking like a flying saucer has made a bad landing, but still adding style and appeal.

The time it took to come to a decision was unprecedented. Normally, a jock's objection sends it back upstairs to the stewards, who interview the jocks on the phone, rewatch the race and come to a decision. Quickly. To take nearly a half hour to decide the outcome is analogous to counting chads in the 2000 presidential election.

Churchill has lights now, and does offer night racing cards. It was convenient they have lights, because the delay sent the final two races off at 8:06 and 8:39, surely in the dark, despite Louisville's western edge in the Eastern time zone.

Stewards' rulings are unanimous amongst the three. But they are a jury, and perhaps don't have a unanimous opinion immediately. They talk, they review, they keep going. We're not going to know, but there might have been a holdout who just felt DQ Maximum Security because of peer pressure.

In today's NYT Melissa Hoppert gives the most cogent report of what happened in her piece, 'Upon Further Review.'

Yes, Maximum Security crossed the finish line first, but the jockeys on Long Shot Toddy and Country House, John Court (the oldest rider to ever compete in the Derby) and Flavian Pratt, neither of which of is considered top tier jockeys, but rather solid riders who can boot home a winner. Their presence on a horse should not discourage backing the horse.

They alleged interference by Maximum Security at the five-sixteenths pole. For those perhaps bad at math, that is 110 yards before the Quarter pole, (which itself is 440 yards before the finish) which usually signifies the start of the stretch. It was on the turn for home.

Again, for those who don't know much about racing, claims of foul, or "objections," can be made by jockeys, trainers, patrol judges and owners at the conclusion of the race. All claims of foul are ruled on by a triumvirate of Stewards, appointed by racing ruling bodies, who review replays from lots of angles and render a decision.

Another source of an "objection" can come from a Stewards Inquiry, an announcement that in their initial viewing of the race, the stewards find there is a reason to review the race and see if there was anything that was done that warrants changing the order of finish that was just witnessed.

Any racetracker will tell you, a Stewards Inquiry, flashed before anyone has even gotten back to weigh out, usually results in a changing of the order of finish before the race is declared official. But not always. A second look might confirm that what happened, if anything, was not enough to decrease the fouled horse that chances of winning the race. Therefore, the order of finish will stand , and the race will be made official.

Those holding what might be cashable tickets "sweat out" the time it takes for the stewards to make the race official. I have had my tickets DQ'd and I have moved up into a cashable ticket due to stewards' ruling. It happens.

But the important thing to remember is once the stewards declare a race official, money is paid out that is never retroactively taken back if someone thinks a different ruling should apply. A race can be declared official, money paid out, and after failing a drug test, a horse can be removed from getting whatever purse distribution might be related with their placing. But the payout is like a Forever stamp. The pricing stays the same.

As Melissa Hoppert points out, The stewards in racing are essentially in a "job that has existed for ages in America's oldest sport, essentially making stewards the pioneers of video review."

Taking nearly 25 minutes to rule on a jockeys' objection is something I've never witnessed. Usually a jockey objection is reviewed, just like a steward's inquiry, but dismissed fairly quickly after the jockeys have gotten on the phone and described to the ruling body what happened. Plead their case, if you will.

Thus, a national television audience, and 150,000 people at he rack, had to wait while Maximum Security and Country Home were walked around the track, somewhat like George Bush and Al Gore in 2000, awaiting the ruling from the judiciary as to who the winner really is.

Say what you will, the connections of each horse did not go George Brett crazy and charge the officials (They are up in the stands. Access is not easy.) when it was finally announced that yes, Maximum Security did interference with horses at the five-sixteenths pole, and needed to be placed after whatever finish the horse they fouled had attained.

This meant Maximum Security, the second choice in the betting at 9/2, had to be placed behind the placing of Jon Court's Long Range Toddy, resulting in an assignment to 17th place, clearly out of any purse distribution.

Rulings are always judgments formed from opinions. And sometimes the evidence that forms the opinions is not very conclusive, but rulings are made anyway (unless you're Robert Mueller and kick the topic of obstruction of justice to the U.S. Attorney General to rule on.)

The Kentucky Stewards are not Robert Mueller, and therefore ruled on everything and acted accordingly.

Stewards have been derisively called the 'Three Blind Mice,' especially by those who believe a foul was committed that wasn't called and their ticket didn't become cashable. These are not the most objective people.

But what did they see? They didn't flash the inquiry sign right away. Oh joy, oh rapture is going on with the connections of Maximum Security. The trainer, Jason Servis, is the older brother of John Servis, who trained Smarty Jones who won the 2004 Derby and nearly won the Triple Crown, losing in "shadow of the wire" to Birdstone. An official race will make it the first brother combination to win the Derby. Not to be

As Joe Drape reports in today's NYT, the steward's ruling was "not a popular decision, but was a brave one that is certain to keep a battered old sport in the national consciousness for a little longer. Never before had a foul voided an apparent win at the Derby."

The chart of the race, the official recording, the court transcript if you will, states of Maximum Security: "veered out sharply forcing War of Will out into Long Range Toddy and Bodexpress nearing the five -sixteenths pole, respond when challenged..." Country House is mentioned in the chart as being effected by the veering out of Maximum Security.

Missing from the narrative is any mention of contact. No horse went down, no jockey was thrown. A 19 horse field is a crowded field, and did you ever see commuters "jockey" for position to get on the escalator? Slight contact might be made. Someone might change course.

What did the stewards now see that they didn't originally react to? The upshot irony of the whole race is that War of Will, ridden by Tyler Gaffalione, did not claim foul. Anyone who set their DVD to record and didn't extend the time window for a live telecast probably missed seeing the ending. But by then, it was national news.

Does anyone remember the Zola Budd, Mary Decker showdown in the women's 800 meter Olympic finals in Los Angeles in 1984? Tight packed field, goes around the turn, and down goes Mary, clipping heels with Zola. Mary rolls into the infield and starts to wail and hold her leg. Do they DQ Zola? No, well because she didn't finish first.

Track and field are not the same sport, but they both involve running and jostling. I remember getting jostled in cross-country races I competed in. I was never good enough to be near the top, but there were no claims of foul.

So personally, how did this revised order of finish effect anyone I know.

Reports are coming in from affected friends. Bobby G., from The Assembled, had $10 on Maximum Security, only to be denied entry into the winner's circle Now, at 82, Bobby G. has now lived long enough to witness the first revised order of finish in the 145 runnings of the race. The hope is his longevity continues, and he lives long enough to get even. Several times, for the pain and suffering.

For myself, I was unaffected. But at the First Communion party for my granddaughter my son-in-law cleverly and generously created a $100 Derby pool—with no buy in—for all the guests. He
pre-assigned each horse to either a single guest, or a pairing of guests and printed out a purse distribution matrix they would receive if their horse won, placed, or finished third.

Alongside each name was a blurb that had something to say about the person. I was assigned 'Grey Magician' in recognition of some minor repairs I helped them with, and my "touch of gray." (An understatement.) It was a clever matrix, with some people in line for an $80 payout if their horse won. Work must have been incidental they day he put this together.

So, like the people at Churchill Downs, after the unofficial order of finish was posted, my son-in-law started handing out money. Hus father, a retired NYPD detective had been assigned Maximum Security, wit the comment "no one gets out ,except that one window." Cryptic, but referred to a family incident when one of Tim's younger brothers, Kevin, at 15, one night made his bed to look like he was in it, and snuck out the bedroom window to go to his friend's house.

The friend's mother didn't like Kevin coming over so unexpectedly, and for some reason called the police on Kevin. Why she escalated it to the police rather than just calling Kevin's parents is unknown, but she did. The ensuing recovery from the police is now of course family lore and is just now being made public. Kevin is now over 40.

Even with the race being unofficial, Tim starts to distribute the party purse money. His father gets the lion's share, $80, and Johnny M, one of The Assembled got $10 for Code of Honor finishing third.

Time goes by. Lots of time, Lots of hot walking on the track for George Bush and Al Gore, awaiting the decision from the tribunal.

Once announced, Tim had to retrieve the money he gave his father and now give it to another younger brother who just bought a summer home near Saratoga and was assigned Country Home with the blurb: 'Saratoga here we come.' Clever.

The revised order moved Johnny M's assigned horse, Code of Honor to second, and now qualified John for an additional $10, making his winnings, with no outplay (the best kind) $20. Nice work when you can get it.

Maximum Security front-running performance—a brilliant control of the race and pace by Luis Saez—now of course doesn't count. At least in the record books. But the horse was steered to a fast opening quarter of :221/5, a suicidal pace for a 1¼ race.

But Saez is not a leading jockey because he is reckless. He slowed the field down to a  463/5 half, held off challengers mightily, and won by a 1¾ lengths. A truly great performance.

Winners and losers, and new winners all around. At the party for the First Communion, Tim assigned the older daughter Emma, Plue Que Parfait, a long shot that Tim hoped would not win, because winning would mean he'd have to get Emma an iPhone xs max. Cleverly, if he did have to get the iPhone, no one else was winning any money. Emma is still lobbying mightily.


Friday, May 3, 2019

Who Moved My Capital?

We've said if before about Showtime's 'Billions.' They are New York-centric.

Not since colonial times has New York City been the government capital of the nation. Yes, New York was once the nation's capital, as was Philadelphia. Washington, D.C. was not the first choice, but rather became the last choice. It's not moving now. Unless you are the Showtime writers.

Albany has been the capital of New York State for...forever. State capitals were generally located somewhat in the center of a state to allow for equal travel to it for all the elected state representatives. The horse or stage coach ride was designed to be the same distance for everyone.

We've already mentioned how Chuck Rhoades, as the newly elected New York State Attorney General seems to spend no time in Albany. The producers are not going to craft a tourism love letter about Albany for the audience to develop an interest in that upstate city. The opening show to dramatic music is a continuous closeup of Manhattan, looking up from the Battery. And it is an impressive sight.

Albany has its charms, but not for Showtime. Chuck paddles around town, not using a MetroCard, but getting from point a to point B somehow. He's in a chauffeur-driven limo in the last scene—in New York City.

And Jock, the nation's Attorney General? He seems to spend time in New York, as does the Secretary of the Treasury. In once scene, Jock sidles up to the actor Daniel Strong, who plays Secretary Krakow, in what is an otherwise completely empty bank of urinals with no partitions, in the men's room, man-to-man at the trough, and tells the Secretary of an impending Chuck Rhoades investigation. Secretary Krakow somewhat begs for more information, but Jock is tight-lipped, even if his fly is open.

The physical size difference between the two men is highlighted by opening the scene with a from behind shot that makes it seem as if Jock is going to start molesting middle-schoolers. There is a significant height difference between the two men. Too much, really.

The actor playing Secretary Todd Krakow is quite short. And apparently the size difference between the two men is affirmed when Todd, with an side eyeball glance at Jock's equipment, says that he can understand why he's called Jock, even if he didn't earn the nickname playing sports.

Anyway, Krakow has been playing around with money in the Cayman Islands, and Chuck has a whiff of it. The part is poorly cast, and the character's name poorly chosen.

Do you mean to tell me that Todd Krakow's name graces the U.S. currency notes? I can't see it. And his height? Isn't he too short to a cabinet member. President Trump thought the Federal Reserve  Chairman, Janet Yellen, was too short for the job. What would he think if Krakow's bona fides? Is Todd Krakow really Don Rubin, a former Secretary of the Treasury? Oh well.

A good part of Episode 7 involves horse-trading for favors between Chuck, Treasury officials, and the NYPD. The fellow with the gun permit that Chuck so successfully obtained for him is apparently not a reliable person to own a handgun. In fact, he's a poster child for gun control.

Apparently, the fellow hearing a loud noise, reached for his weapon, and fired through his kitchen window, killing a neighbor's dog. This is not good. Better call Saul? Better call Chuck.

Chuck, living in the city rather than Albany, comes over quickly. He sets things right with the officers who come over to investigate the shooting, and eventually brokers a deal for the gun owner to settle with the owner with the dead dog. But not before greed sets in with the dead dog owner, who now wants $250,000 to settle since he has a photo of Chuck answering the door and talking to the NYPD.

Doesn't that schmuck remember the jerks who tried to shake Robert De Niro down, only to be met by detectives and an Assistant State Attorney at Bob's Tribeca Grill restaurant? Could they have possibly thought De Niro doesn't know people?

The schmuck eventually gets the original agreed upon $100,000, plus the puppy show dog he wanted, when he's ushered into Chuck's limo by his security muscle to sign the NDA—the lifetime NDA. This is the more comedic part of the episode.

Meanwhile, the machinations to put a schism between Taylor and his father are taking serious shape. Treasury Secretary Krakow is in deep do-do with the authorities over his Cayman Island banking. Does he get free pens with those salted away millions?

Anyway, he asks Axe what can he do. Axe, like Chuck, always puts a price on favors, and refers Todd Krakow to Chuck, who meet clandestinely in the back of a pizza parlor, in New York, of course. Yonkers, maybe. Chuck gets around, but never to Albany.

Chuck can make the problem go away with no jail time. All Todd has to do is get the no-nonsense Hard Bob Beaufort from the Bureau of Industry and Security (a real bureau) to clamp a National Security embargo on Taylor's pop's turbine design and mothball it. The government will of course pay a 8% premium for the invention, but it will never reach market. The millions that might have been made have evaporated.

Of course this was Axelrod's idea to torpedo the project and get Taylor and the old man to go at each other. And it works. Taylor's father gets a consolation check, and Taylor is made to look like he steered his father wrong. Betrayed him. Enmity poured in concrete is hardening. Mission accomplished.

Of course Wendy helped with information, and Mafee, the trader who went from Axe Capital to Taylor Mason realizes he's been played by Wendy with the casual conversation at the bar that one evening. Loose lips do sink ships.

Mafee is incensed, and storms Axe Capital and rips Wend a new asshole. Mafee gets pushed back into the elevator before he and Dollar Bill become a WBA non-sanctioned fight, Wendy is shaken.

Before this happens Wendy has told Chuck she wants the house to be sold. She lists it with a broker. Chuck is shaken. Quite honestly, it's probably a good move to sell what looks like a Brooklyn Heights brownstone. The work planned on rebuilding the part of the BQE that goes under Brooklyn Heights is set to upend the neighborhood for years and years.

Wendy of course doesn't state this is the reason. It all goes back to Chuck outing the couple's sexual proclivities to the electorate. She can't shake that.

And perhaps best of all is that Bobby Axelrod gets to buy Bruno's pizzeria because Bruno wants the sun of Florida. It's time for Bruno to cash in.

Bobby of course is against this because it will mean the loss of what is being portrayed as the best pizza in the world. Bobby's new financial gal pal, Nina, convinces Bobby that his desires for the future cannot be grafted onto Bruno's. Bruno truly wants to retire.

How the pizza will be now that Bobby owns the oven, but not the guy making the pizza, will remain to be seen.

Will Bobby lose the Three Napkin rating from New York Magazine. Does Nee York Magazine even rate pizza? They must. Everyone rates pizza.

Stay tuned, and order a slice of Sicilian. You be the judge.


Wednesday, May 1, 2019


It would be remiss to not write about the current 'Jeopardy' champion, Jim Holzhauer, whose current string of victories and money won per start is starting to get national attention. The morning news on all networks now gives an update. The somewhat morbid speculation is, will Jim's reign outlive Alex?

With the death of a fake 'successful' game show contestant Charles Van Doren, who was fed answers in an orchestrated show on '21' in the 1950s, we now have the ascension of a true answer machine in Jim.

Guys at the racetrack on Saturday were talking about James and his streak. I asked Bobby G. if he was watching 'Jeopardy,' and he said, "no." I mentioned that I couldn't believe they pre-empted Friday's 'Jeopardy' for rounds of the NFL's draft.

Bobby G. said that's what he's been watching. Bobby G. is 82 and is a Jet fan, telling me about a prospect they should be drafting. I mentioned it's been 50 years! since the Jets won the Super Bowl; they should be relegated to a lower division, like soccer. Bobby G. was unfazed. Ever the optimist. A true horseplayer.

Holzhauer's streak is now morning news on all the networks as he continues to win. He's up to 19 straight victories and $1,426,000 won, the highest ratio of winnings per start in the show's 35-year history.

Will there be a pay-per-view smack-down with the all-time champion-to-date Ken Jennings? It's hard to believe Jennings goes back to 2004.

The Sports reporter for the Wall Street Journal (yes, they have a sports reporter) Jason Gay wrote a piece on Holzhauer and how he is "like Secretariat galloping away from the field in the 1973 Belmont Stakes." Yes, Jim "is moving like a tremendous machine."

Jim states his occupation is a sports gambler, lives in Las Vegas with his wife and two kids. His wife is scholar of Roman history. Considering what Jim knows and she knows (a winner on 'Who Wants to be a Millionaire?') you have to imagine their conversations shuttle back and forth from A.D. to B.C.

Jim brings the one aspect that other contestants have been lacking: he gambles. He knows when to hold 'em, and he knows when to fold 'em. In an earlier broadcast at the start of his run, he mentioned that Tampa Bay Lightning was going all the way for the Stanley Cup, Not happening with their first-round elimination. If Jim had a bet on them, he probably "dutched" it anyway.

Jim starts at the bottom of the categories (a tactic used by others), tries to build a nest egg for a hoped-for Daily Double, and then goes all in with a bet. If he hits it, his money grows faster than the other contestants. Yes, as he gallops way from his rivals in the 1973 Belmont Stakes.

Quite often Holzhauer has so much money going into the final round, it is mathematically impossible for his opponents to win. This of course assumes he doesn't bet everything and get the answer wrong and eliminate himself. Jim is a gambler, but not reckless. He has commented that he reads children's books. They're short, have pictures, and are filled with information.

As a recent NYT story on Holzhauer points out, strategy and right answers are not all you need. You need to be good at with the buzzer, and James is.

"In practicing his buzzer game before competition, Holzhauer told ESPN he relied on the e-book 'Secrets of the Buzzer' by Fritz Holznagel, a repeat 'Jeopardy' winner." (Jesus, their names are almost identical...Holz...)

("In case any aspiring contestants are reading, the book's introduction advises: 'The buzzer is your friend. It is not a venomous rattlesnake, a downed power line, or a horrifying object cursed by the ghosts of Howard Carter, King Tut and 1922."

Watching James you don't see the buzzer in his hand. He's as smooth as someone pressing the right button in an elevator. Unseen to the audience is a light that goes on above the board signifying to the contestants that Alex has finished reading the clue and it is safe to buzz in. A premature buzz-in locks your buzzer for a few seconds. It's a drag race. Time it right, and you are already at an advantage. You're the jockey who can get his horse out of the starting gate and work their way to a two-length lead before anyone is aware you've done it.

I have to say, I'm not a die-hard 'Jeopardy' fan. I've watched the show over the years, but nothing with the continuity that is going on now. Not even when Jennings was creating his 74 game streak in 2004.

I've read that Phil Donohue and Marlo sit down religiously every night to watch 'Jeopardy.' I'm sure there are many like-minded fans.

Given that the show has already been recorded, does anyone know if Jim lost? No Tweets, no social postings that he has. Contestants might he asked not to tell, but how about the audience? They are starting to film a new season, so it is probable that James is still the champ when that starts.

The other night a sports statistician working for Brandeis University gave Holzhauer as run for the dough. James had $32,000, and the other fellow $27,000, or thereabouts. No automatic slam dunk here. Showdown at the 'Jeopardy' corral.

The final round loomed ahead. The "question" was something about "a former 11 B.C. European capital halfway between Paris and Berlin."

James has to bet at least as much as Brandeis because he's going all in. Thus, James needs to create an amount greater than double what the other guy's got, and of course be right. The math is not the problem. Being right is.

The guy from Brandeis answers correctly. Ding, ding, ding. Is this the end of Jim? Here comes the flop. Jim answers correctly, beating the guy by $18. Poor Brandeis, he's the highest earner to lose a game. Full house vs. four of a kind. At least he's got a lifetime of stories to tell grandkids when he faced down Holzhauer.

Jason Gay sees Jim Holzhauer as a bit of savior figure.

"It should make us happy to see the 'Jeopardy' Guy become a topic of national conversation. I'm probably not the only one who's worried America has given up on celebrating intellect. (Do you watch cable news?) Brains feel increasingly nonessential.  I have no idea when James Holzhauer's brilliant run is going to end, but I'm grateful to him for this: a hopeful peek at a beautiful mind."

On Saturday, I'm going to go to an independent bookstore in Pleasantville, NY before my granddaughter's First Communion. I've been there before and I know where the children's books are.

I hope it's not crowded.


Monday, April 29, 2019

April at Belmont

That title sounds like a mistake. April is not usually the month the Belmont Spring meeting opens. It opened early last year as well, but May, and slightly warmer weather usually greets the few who venture out to the 400+ acre facility on days other than the Belmont Stakes.

The Belmont schedule is severely truncated this year due to the impending construction of the N.Y. Islander arena in the proximity. Space is need for the construction equipment, and Belmont will be out of commission after the Saratoga meeting. Aqueduct fills the dates.

Thus, after a Friday of heavy rain, thunder and lightning, Saturday at Belmont saw all but two of the two turf races moved to the dirt, and a track labeled fast that was quickly drying out further due to the wind, not due to Saturday's intermittent sun. The day was chilly, and we were committed to outside viewing only shorty before they went off. Before and after was spent on the park benches arranged in front of the TV monitors.

The Assembled achieved quorum status with the presence of Bobby G., Johnny D, and Jose. Johnny M. took off for spring fishing on an upstate reservoir. Johnny M. likes fishing, which I can't understand the appeal of. Bobby G. tells me he's fished all his life and was given a pole when he was three.

I remember a friend of my father's from his work, an older guy, Frank Testor, who have me a fishing pole when I was maybe five or six. It was metal, resembled a coat hanger in flexibility, and had string for the line. I don't know if they even had monofilament line in the '50s. Oh, and a bobbin and some sinkers. I'm not sure I ever used it.

The fifth member of The Assembled is in danger of not being considered part of The Assembled. Joe C. wasn't singing do-wop somewhere, but it was his 50th wedding anniversary weekend, so he was not with us. Joe has become that guy on the other side of the fence on that show 'Home Improvement.' He's not seen.

Arriving at Belmont at about 12:30 for a 1:30 post is a bit early, but not unnecessarily so, given the scratches and changes to take in. A walk out to the seats, 3rd Floor Clubhouse area, revealed no one to the right of me, no one to the left of me, as far as the eye cold see. I was the only one standing in a seated area on the third floor. Cannon to the left of me...cannon to the right of me, would hit only me.

Bobby G. and Johnny D. were sitting on bench discussing the first race. Johnny D.'s numbers were discussed, and a voice to his left, across the small aisle from another bench voiced affirmation that the No. 4 horse has the second number. Johnny D. looked over, nodded, and said yes, and then went back to the Form. Bobby G. kept his head down.

Minutes elapsed, and finally the voice could not hold it in any longer, Jose got up and said he's been sitting next to us for at least 10 minutes and no one noticed him. Well, he did have a cap on, and his jacket was zipped up to the top, but no, he wasn't recognized.

Later, Bobby G. said he did wonder why someone was discussing Johnny D,'s number, but never thought to look up. Thus, a quorum was achieved.

The first race always sets the tone for the afternoon. Will our selections at least do well? Will they win? The card wasn't really that bad for a non-stake card. Usually, there are an array of cheap races, low level claimers, then a few good allowance fields, maybe even some low-level stake horses trying the Listed feature, an L in the Form.

The first race, a $50,000 purse for state-bed $25,000 claimers, was a field of definite non-performers. Six horses going six furlongs on what is now a fast track, drying out from the wind.

Manifest Destiny is the second number, but is going to be steered by a jockey, Tzeonn Chang, who has one winner this year in six outings. He is probably an exercise rider who is being given a chance at a mount because he can make the weight. He is a complete unknown, but has pretty much been the horse's only jockey. Manifest Destiny, while having a great name and sprint breeding, is trained by William Youghan, a trainer who has won one race this year (with Manifest Destiny) with only six starts. Another unknown.

Past performance odds on Manifest are all double digits, the lowest being 15-1. The race two back is a win with Chang, but in even lower-level company, $14,000 NW3L (non-winners of three, lifetime). Manifest Destiny gets a pass on being seriously considered.

And the public agrees. He goes off at 31-1 and lights up the board with a $65.50 mutuel when Chang steers him down the middle of the stretch to a 1¾ length victory. The game only looks easy when you know the results.

Okay, second race. Bombs away. A 21-1 shot, Fotis, lights up the board, $45.20, with a five length victory under a double bug jockey, Joey Martinez, who is even coming in at two pounds over his assigned 111 pounds, The trainer, Naipaul Chatterapaul, while known on the circuit, has no wins so far this year, and only 15 starts. Obviously, others were inspiring more confidence.

What the fuck is going on? Are we going to be here all day and keep seeing this? I've never done the deep dive and looked to see if the horses that pay the long shot prices are from fields that are less than stellar. The second race a was a state-bred maiden claimer, for $40,000, generally considered a bad race,

Today is a 10 race card, so that means 10 sets of connections are going to get their picture taken in the winner's circle, no matter what level of racing their horse won from. And the second race, with ownership listed as Sotirios Sakatis could be especially happy since their long shot victory comes on the Saturday before Greek Easter. Obviously an overlooked angle. Kristos anestti! Sotirios.

Do not panic. There are eight more races, and things will change, And they do. The form becomes more formful, the results more predictable, or at least making some sense. A race card is like a golf course. Each race has a different degree of difficulty, and there are no two races, or golf holes, that are alike.

At least now, with the races underway, you can see who has come to the track because they've come outside to at least watch the race. In a front row, one section away, is a group of perhaps eight guys, young, perhaps in their mid-20s. Definitely Millennials, perhaps who've caught the racing bug by coming to the Belmont Stakes. I think there is one Racing Form amongst them, so these guys are definitely not handicappers, but they are enjoying the results, and perhaps have even had one of the first two winners. And what were there not be to enjoy about that?

The card proceeds, and The Assembled start clicking. Johnny D winds up with three winners, one in the last race, as usual, but three "split" exactas, 1-3 finishes that produce no return. The only exacta hit was an exacta dead heat for second in what turned out to be a three horse field after Manual Franco went over the top of his mount when Vincento stumbled badly and threw Manny over his head. Franco it turned out was only unseated, and returned to ride the rest of his assigned mounts,

Meanwhile,  Vincento has joined the race riderless, and finishes "second." Of course it doesn't count when you cross the line without a jockey, but it does show you that perhaps with driverless cars making their inroads, we'll have riderless horses. At least then no one will be hitting them with a crop and maybe the animal-rights people will be happier.

There are those who will tell you nothing is certain in racing. But I'm here to tell you if Chad Brown has entrants in a turf race, he's going to win. And Saturday proved the rule. Chad had two in on the turf, one of which was scratched when the race moved to dist, leaving Value Proposition in the 8th race, a $80,000 Maiden Special Weight race at a mile and a sixteenth left on the grass.

Thus, Chad has only one starter on the card, a turfer in the 8th race that is a first time starter, bolstered by a ton of works, first-time Lasix, and coming from a top echelon barn in Klaravich stable

Unraced horses are the wild cards in the field.  And when they have the look and the connections of Value Proposition, money is attracted to them. The 8/5 morning line favorite goes off at 75¢ to the dollar, The race unfolds  with Joel Rosario keeping Value toward the back, unhurried through exceedingly soft fractions on a yielding turf course. But there is no doubt of Value Proposition's talent, as he circles the field and draws away easily down the stretch for fun, finishing  first by 4¼ lengths. Rack house.

Considering Klaravich stable is owned by a partnership of hedge funds guys, the name Value Proposition is an apt one. If Bobby Axelrod in Showtime's 'Billions' were to get into racing (and I wish he would!) then he'd have a horse named Value something as well.

Thus, Chad has put another notch in his turf belt, adding to his 52 winners on the year for a 31% win rate. You can count on the sun coming up in the east again.

Belmont facilities present a threadbare appearance. The water fountain next to the third floor men's room had been left taken apart, clearly not in use. The bathroom are outdated with one hands-free faucet that doesn't work. The rest of the sinks do work, with ancient twist handles. There is a large circular bar in the middle of the cafeteria. School was never like that.

With no real crowd of patrons, there are no real concessions to speak of. The thirds floor is complete self-service wagering and voucher purchasing. The second floor has to be replied on to get there early if you want to cash out, otherwise, it's the first floor simulcasting area, (where you actually see some people) for cashing out.

The place has the look of Coney Island in the winter, empty and boarded up. The broadcasters are positioned on an outside wooden perch built between the Clubhouse and Grandstand on the third floor. We saw the FoxSports broadcasters, Gary Stevens and Greg Wolf, reporting for the afternoon show, They took their positions and never came down, even though it was cold and windy and they were seen in their overcoats. Thus, NYRA doesn't even provide the broadcasters a basic studio to yap from.

But the patrons are still the same, however fewer of them there are. Money and winners are always topics of conversation that are overheard. Even the current 'Jeopardy' champion made it into the overheard conversations.

For anyone from another planet, or just emerging from a coma, Jim Holzauer is the current 'Jeopardy' champion who is picking off answers like a tree-top sniper. He's setting a record for "earnings per start"  and is over a $1 million won, third all-time high. And still going.

When it was mentioned to Bobby G. that I couldn't believe they pre-empted Friday's 'Jeopardy' for coverage of the NFL draft, Bobby G. was nonplussed. He remarked he's interested in it, has been watching, and will tonight watch the third installment. He's following the Jets' picks. He was a Jet season ticket holder until they started the seat license bit. Now, only goes to one game a year.

Surprise in Jets interest was registered. "Bob, the Jets haven't won a Super Bowl in 50 years. Can the draft matter?" "Yeah, I know. 1969." Bobby G. has the mark of an eternal optimist. A true horseplayer.

The track is still the track, and the turf courses look like the fairways at The Masters at Augusta, lush and green from all the rain we've been having.

As I always do when I step out onto the seated area of the third floor Clubhouse at Belmont, I look over to the last section where we secured free seats on Belmont Day in 1973 and saw history made. I still see myself standing on the seat and yelling at my friend to check out the board and look at the fractions. Yes, he was "moving like a tremendous machine" Those seats are my Secretariat pole.

At least there have been two Triple Crowns since then, so others have been able to acquire their own memories. (No free seats anymore, however.)

At some point, say around the 6th race, the phalanx of Millenial guys was seen leaving the track. They had enough for the day? They certainly weren't dressed for the weather, only shirts and jeans.

Oh no, no mater how the first two races turned out for us, it's never over until it's over.


Wednesday, April 24, 2019

Billions in Iambic Pentameter

Intense. Comedic. If the latest episode of Billions (No. 6, Maximum Recreational Depth) were written in iambic pentameter it could be staged as a 21st Century Shakespearean play.

While there might be those who view the Chuck Rhoades chess moves as the centerpiece of the episode, it's really about pulling the curtain back on the Kappa Beta Phi fraternal order, a secretive Wall Street membership that meets once a year for drinks and dinner at the St. Regis, requires new members, neophytes, to appear in drag, and generally is unknown to all of us.

Apparently Kappa Beta Phi is a real organization and the Wall Street chapter is filled exclusively with one-percenters and above, those whose money Elizabeth Warren is trying to confiscate to pay for free college education for all, and a forgiveness of student debt.

I've never heard of it, but my broker probably has. It requires the freshly admitted members—by invitation only—to show up in drag. Thus, Wags presents himself at the check-in desk outfitted with lipstick, earrings, necklace, wig, heels and a dress, looking thoroughly unfeminine by leaving left the goatee on, and not hiding the chest hairs sprouting through the dress, only to find he's been the subject of a practical joke.

The lawyer Nussfaur who beat Wags to a coveted burial spot, reveals the joke and tells him the photographer who just took Wag's picture is a Page Six photographer, looking every bit like Annie Leibovitz, and Wags is going to be shamed as an "interloper."

Wags's dad was a member of the society; his dad was also a Grand Loaf, a high member of the society, whose main honcho is Grand Swipe. The real life details of this group of people is told by a reporter, Kevin Roose, who crashed a meeting a few years ago.

Chuck is getting itchy for a beating. He's been relegated to another part of the house for sleeping, and therefore is not next to Wendy. He comes into their bedroom for a fresh set of pajamas. Wendy tells him to take two sets. The thermostat registers a drop in temperature and clicks the burner on to send up more heat.

Chuck knows there's no chance Wendy is going to go for the toy chest and help him through his pain addiction. He asks for permission to outsource the humiliation. Wendy grudgingly agrees. But, she has to come to the house, and hopefully a bit disguised as a sports therapist. Wendy will clear the deck and get the kids out for the session. Wendy explains they can't have anything getting back to them if Chuck were followed to the dungeon. Chuck's prayers have been answered.

Moving on with the alternating story lines, Chuck is met at home by his outsourced dominatrix, who is the typically latex-clad woman who whips off her raincoat and gets down to business. In this case, she ignore questions from Chuck on how she'd like to be addressed—Goddess, Mistress—and gets right to pulling a black leather glove over her right hand and sucker punching Chuck right in the face—Howard Cosell calls it, "Down goes Chuck"—before Chuck has even whispered what his safe word might be. It's brutal.

The upshot to the session that we thankfully don't have to witness, is Chuck gets a bit beat up. Wendy catches him applying some expensive wrinkle cream to his bruised face and welted body. "Things got a little out of hand" Chuck explains. Wendy doesn't really feel too sorry for him, and doesn't offer to fill in next time. (Jesus, Chuck, how can having no fun be fun? You've got to see someone about his compulsion. You're going to get killed.)

Lara makes a brief appearance. Aside from being sidelined by being separated from Axe, she hasn't been seen much, due to the actress, Malin Akerman, getting her own show on NBC, 'Prism,' a murder mystery series.

Lara looks good. She's got a smart hair bob, nice jewelry, and gets what she wants from Axe, the ability to take the boys to live in California and a release of some of the money Axe put a lock on. It will be her only appearance this season. I will miss  her fjord-blue Swedish eyes. Rebecca's don't do it for me.

Of course there is the usual Connerty/Rhoades pissing match for control of cases, with Chuck firmly getting what he wants. Chuck almost drives a wedge between Connerty and the U.S.A.G. Waylon 'Jock' Jeffcoat, played so disarmingly well by Clancy Brown that you swear his vocal cords must be covered in Kentucky bourbon and branch water. Jock needs his own show.

All the machinations don't work, and Connerty realizes Chuck has had him, and backs off challenging his boss, who reminds Bryan that every desk in the Justice Department is his desk.

On his way to setting things up, Chuck meets Judge DeGiulio clandestinely in the back of a candy emporium on Rivington Street. Economy Candy has been there since 1937 and is candy store heaven. Absent would be the bookmakers you'd find in Queens of long ago, but candy is certainly what they sell. One thing about this show, they make good use of the New York locations. I never heard of this place, but it is now on my list to drop by.

Chuck, for a N.Y. state attorney general, spends a good deal of time in NYC, rather than Albany. The New York locales are probably what the producers know best, given that Andrew Ross Sorkin is a New York Times financial reporter.

Axe gets a lesson in relationships with females, smart, business females, when he doesn't trust discussing with his new financial gal pal, Rebecca Cantu, the dilemma he's in with Victor Mateo and insider trading concerning a business that Axe unwittingly has a percentage of, all because Taylor was smart enough to put Trojan horse wording in a contract that Bobby didn't thoroughly read. Trouble on the horizon.

Axe's reluctance to share with Rebecca cost him an evening of a meal with her and a nightcap of sleepover sex. She leaves him in his kitchen to consider that females are not just to open bottles of wine with and screw. Bobby knows he's been licked.

Rebecca and Bobby make up when he acknowledges what he's learning. But since this epiphany comes in her office and not his apartment, no one heads for the sheets.

Not yet discussed would be the growing story line between Taylor Mason and his Dad, played by Kevin Pollak. It seems they've been a bit estranged for while, but are now coming together to promote dad's revolutionary design for airplane turbines.

Dad isn't quite used to Taylor non-binary gender, but they've rekindled their relationship. So much so, that Dad is now comfortable in having his son raise the capital with outside parties to finance what promises to be a blockbuster invention.

Initially, Dad was hoping for Taylor's firm to finance the project solo, and nearly torpedoes the growing relationship when Taylor insists they need outside capital. Dad's been burned before, but does acquiesce.

Axe's dislike for Taylor runs deep. He gathers information that will help him scuttle the project's success. But the real information on how to blow their ship out of the water comes from Wendy when after reviewing session notes with Taylor back in the day at Axe Capital, that the dynamic between father and son is fragile, and if Axe wants to destroy Taylor he has to do it psychologically as well as financially.

Thus, a plan is needed to make it seem like Taylor is betraying Dad. That is basically where the episode leaves off. The plan will I'm sure unfold.


Tuesday, April 23, 2019

Billions Episode 5, A Proper Sendoff

There are four main currents running through this episode: Bobby Axelrod's incredible nastiness, Wendy's image rehabilitation, Chuck's ability to empty a church during funeral services, and of course some dodgy maneuverings by Chuck's bad boy father Charles Rhoades Sr.

In no particular order we'll address Axe's meanness. It's okay for people not to like Axe if he doesn't like them. But if he expects you to like him and you don't, then your world is in for an earthquake.

Axe invested seed money in the fund started by the son of Axe's mentor, the lad's father under whom Axe learned what he knows today. And then some. The fellow's father died early in his life and Axe saw himself as a father figure.

But money was the only fatherly thing Axe provided. So when the young man comes to Axe to cash him out of his fund, Axe is taken back by the unsolicited redemption of $120 million.  Turns out the son has grown not to appreciate Axe's cutthroat reputation on the Street, and wants to divest himself of having anything to do with him. Thus, the buyout.

Axe is stunned, and hurt. But a session with Wendy shows him that he never really did become a surrogate father, take the fellow to ball games, fishing, etc. Money for B-school is one thing, a hug is another.

So, a one day fishing trip is arranged, just the son and Axe, doing things a father would do with a son. But fatherly things are not on Axe's mind. He sets out to destroy the kid and his firm by keeping him out of range with his business for a day—their cell phones are locked in the car's trunk back at the parking lot.

Meanwhile, back at Axe Capital, the gang is being led by Wags in financial warfare on the kid's clients. Phone calls are made, deals are offered to the clients to cash out of the firm. Rumors are spread.

While all this is going on, Axe fakes nautical distress by unplugging some wires and trying to call for help, help that will never come because the towing boats are allegedly all jammed up with other business. Axe creates a stall while the merry traders back at he office execute the sabotage.

By the time they get back to the dock and the kid checks in on his phone, he finds out he's been wiped out. His firm has been gutted like Santiago's marlin in 'The Old Man and the Sea.' Axe's accomplices back at the ranch are exulting in their effort. Spyros is excitedly recreating his response on the radio to Axe that there are no tow boats available. It's been a Sting operation.

As always, with alternating story lines, we have Wendy who is trying to put her face back out there in public after Chuck Jr. revealed to the entire state that she and he practice Sado Masochism sex.

Wendy's Google links are linked to kink. People are asking what kind of whips does she use. The temptation might be to sponsor a brand—Wendy's Whip/Wackers—but that seems far too tacky and would only reinforce the image. She's got to work this one out for herself.

Meanwhile Chuck's dad has somehow acquired the rights to a vast acreage of New York City that has nothing built on it. It's impossible to tell where this tract of space exists. We generally see it at night. Have they gotten all the auto parts junk places out of Willets Point, hard by CitiField? No matter. Chuck Sr. is going to build once he gets the NYC Department of Sanitation to issue permits.

And that's where dad is going to get into do-do. The inside man at Sanitation flips on him under pressure from Brian Connerty and the Federal Southern District of New York. The permits are issued, but the Feds are watching. People are wired, and activities are being taped. Stay tuned. Elysian Fields might go the way of Freedomland.

But the pièce de résistance of the entire episode is how Chuck empties a Catholic church of the assembled State Assemblymen and Senators there for funeral services for Black Jack Foley. David Strathairn is definitely out of the script.

It seems that Chuck, on ascending to the perch of New York State Attorney General, has been rendered toothless because of a deal between the U.S. Attorney General, 'Jock' Jeffcoat and the newly elected New York governor. They have basically entered into a conspiracy to keep Chuck from prosecuting headline cases. He's an elected eunuch.

But not for long. Chuck has set his investigators out into the field and dug up plenty of dirt on numerous State Assemblyman and Senators. The kind of dirt you can prosecute on. The speed they have done this is astounding, but hey, this is television.

Wiley Chuck convinces the governor, who just happens to to be in the wings of the church waiting to deliver his eulogy for Black Jack, that it is in his interest to prosecute the miscreants. Weeks of positive publicity will accrue, and the Guv will be the talk of the state, if not the nation. Albany will be cleaned up. That will be astounding.

Chuck of course has the executive order right there to be signed—and the pen. The signature is the stroke of Doomsday for many in the pews. Chuck has taken a position at the church's rostrum, skipping ahead of the governor who thought he was next to give the eulogy. Chuck refers to Black Jack as Caesar. And what happened at Caesar's funeral? Why a man came to the rostrum and called out criminals and conspirators..."and I come today to do the same." Uh-oh.

That's basically the high sign, for bursting through the church's doors are a squadron of vinyl-clad F.B.I. agents and state troopers who approach several of the congregants and haul them out of their seats. They're under arrest. (We'll assume they've been indicted somewhere, sometime off camera. Without due process, they are sure to get off.) Transportation awaits outside.

It's not bad enough the Catholic Church suffers huge PR problems from sexual abuse of minors by priests, it has to now suffer through the attention of it having that many congregants hauled off to jail during a funeral service. The scene is as preposterous as it is funny. Will Pope Francis get involved? Talk about the Midnight Massacre. This one is Ecclesiastical.

Of course, there are those who might wonder if Black Jack Foley were Black Jack Feinstein and the sendoff were at Temple Emanu-El, would the services have been so interrupted? Probably, because the point would be to get Chuck to quote dialogue from history, be it from Winston Churchill or from the time of Caesar and the Holy Roman Empire.

Chuck hopes the sendoff for Black Jack has been a good one, and walks triumphantly down the aisle and out the church's doors. Dad is smiling.