Thursday, April 25, 2024

Coyote Spotted

A coyote has been spotted in Central Park. No, it didn't escape from the zoo. How it got there will likely never been known.

No one has given it a name since coyotes probably aren't seen as being cute, like Flaco the owl was who captured the city's attention and love when  he lived free for almost a year after escaping from the Central Park Zoo when his enclosure was vandalized.

Flaco of course met his death when he likely devoured a rat who had ingested the rat poison that is spread down to help decrease their numbers. Goodbye Flaco. I don't want to have what he just had. 

The New York Post carries the story and tells us coyotes have been spotted in all the boroughs except Brooklyn for some reason. A city Parks Department spokesperson tells us, "we have no reason to believe this particular coyote is unhealthy or pose a threat to human safety." Of course they haven't been spotted in Brooklyn yet. Just wait.

A jogger in the park noticed the coyote over the weekend during a morning run and naturally had their celllphone with them and recorded the critter's movements. Famous for a day.

It's not likely the coyote made its way from Phoenix, Arizona where the N.H.L. team is set to move to Utah's Salt Lake City. The New York Times did a story via their outsourced sports department, The Athletic, on how the Phoenix Coyotes are moving to Utah.

I was shocked! to learn that the former Winnipeg Jets were playing temporarily for two years in a 4,600-seat arena in Phoenix. The N.H.L. team has been in Phoenix now for 27 seasons under various ownerships. They were booted from their home ice in Glendale, Arizona after a deal to build a new multi-function arena and $2.1 billion entertainment district fell through, thereby sealing their fate in Arizona.

Naturally, a move to another city will require a name change, but to what? The atlas in the car has never been turned to Utah. The pages are pristine and not dog-eared. I've only ever been to two states west of the Mississippi, Nevada and California. Utah will probably never be a destination.

Ryan Smith, who also owns the Utah Jazz N.B.A. team, says they will play the hockey games out of Delta Arena, an 11,000 seat venue that will be remodeled to accommodate hockey. So, what will the new team be referred to as?

Smith tells the reporter "Utah" will be on the front of the Jerseys for the 2024-2025 season.  "It will be 100% 'Utah' and then it will be 'Utah Something.'" They are going to take time before committing to a name for the team.

So, what do you think they will call the team? Certainly nothing referring to Indians or The Church of Latter Day Saints. Too controversial. The new Seattle franchise chose Kraken to recognize a mythological Norwegian sea monster. They're big on the water in Seattle.

A look at the atlas map of Utah gives me one idea. "Golden Spike" to recognize the joining of the transcontinental railroad. There is a national historic site in Promontory, Utah commemorating the event.  

Wasn't there something about the Utah state flag a while ago? Yes. I wrote a  posting on it last year.

It seems last year the Wall Street Journal did one of their inimitable A-Hed pieces on the fact that the governor of Utah didn't like the state flag: too generic. So what did they come up with? 

Naturally it doesn't please everyone, but apparently Utah's nickname is the Beehive state. Huh?

Well, it seems it is a symbol used by the Mormons to honor the pioneers who arrived (Mormons) in the Salt Lake Valley on July 24, 1847. Google tells us: 

Mormons believe the beehive is a symbol of harmony and cooperating and work for the early pioneers of the Church. Brigham Young used the symbol to inspire Church members to work together to transform the barren Salt Lake Valley into a beautiful and thriving community. 

The sentiment is a good one. The state
flag now looks like a beehive, with a backdrop of the mountains.

The Utah Bees. You can hear the announcers now: "The bees are buzzing around the goaltender."

Golden Spikes is not bad either.


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Monday, April 22, 2024

Definitely Not the Royal Flower Shop

My grandfather John and his younger brother Peter started the family flower business. They arrived from Greece separately in the early 1900s, and after running a shoe shine parlor and blocking hats on St. Marks Place they moved their enterprising spirit uptown to 18th Street in Manhattan and established the Royal Flower Shop. Eventually, one of the neon signs spelled out: "The Demetropolis Bros."

The first shop was a cover for the speakeasy in the back, Bellas's on Irving Place and 18th Street. Irving Place is a short street between Third Avenue and Park Avenue South, running from 14th Street to 20th Street.

In the era of Prohibition flower shops in the city served as covers for speakeasys. Pete Bellas's place became Pete's Tavern and is still there. The cracks in the hexagonal tiles on the floor outline the short depth of the flower shop. My father as a kid wound the huge regulator clock on the left that no longer works.

My grandfather and grandmother had four sons, two who became bartenders, one a career naval officer and my father, who was a Design engineer at the Brooklyn Navy Yard and who could not resist "helping out" at the flower shop after my grandfather passed away in 1956. The flower shop consumed my father's life, and eventually mine during my teenage years in the '60s.

I made deliveries, bought the flowers at the wholesalers on 28th Street, waited on customers, cleaned the store, and pretty much was an unpaid employee. There were no employees, only family. My father's brothers had nothing to do with the store.

I know what the numbers were of the era; cost of flowers, rent, overhead, sales. If there were profits it was what my great uncle and my father took out of the register. There was no bookkeeping, other than my preparation of bills for the few charge customers we had. I did the banking. There were virtually no credit cards them, and we didn't accept them anyway. Cash is king.

Eventually Prohibition ends and Bellas's needed the front of the place. The Royal flower shop moved to 202 Third Avenue, on the southwest corner of 18th Street. There were two entrances. One on Third Avenue and another on 18th Street. I always thought that was so cool.

It was good size store, and I have a photo of what it looked like as it peaked out from under the 3rd Avenue El. There was even a stop at 18th Street.

The family lived above the store at 148 East 18th Street, next to what was a famous apartment house, the Stuyvesant Apartments. General Custer's widow once lived at the Stuyvesant Apartments.

I never saw a set of books that anyone kept of the family business. I often wondered if anyone ever paid income taxes. When my grandfather passed away I remember my grandmother's Social Security checks came to the shop, one half of my grandfather's benefits. It's hard for me to believe anyone paid into Social Security, so the criteria for getting benefits may have just been being past 65. I have no idea.

Sunday's Metropolitan section of the NYT ran as store headlined: How a Bouquet of Roses Got to be $72. I dove in, and my mouth flew open.

No surprise that Ditmars Flower shop in Astoria is owned by Greeks, the Patrikis family. If Greeks were not in the flower business, they were running diners, luncheonettes, and once upon a time were furriers.

The $72 price for a dozen red roses didn't shock me. Not in 2024. I've long become aware of the vast price difference between the business in the 1960s and now a quarter of century into the 21st Century.

But until reading the article I never knew a flower business could generate sales of $150,000 to $300,000 a month!, employ 8 people at the minimum wage of $25 an hour, and sell 15,000! roses on Valentine's Day. 15,000! That's not a store. That's a 1,500 square foot factory. The Royal Flower shop never got anywhere near those numbers, even after adjusting for inflation. It was however a decent size store.

The reporter, Stefanos Chen tells us George Patrikis came into the family business by way of his father who first sold flowers in the subway and eventually opened a store in 1983. At 75 I have trouble realizing that 1983 is quite some time ago in some people's eyes, but not mine. It's yesterday.

The story breaks down all the ancillary expenses that drive the $72 price tag. George Patrikis tells us he gets his roses from Ecuador at $1.03, which to me sounds like a very low wholesale price.

Apparently Ecuador is the largest exporter of roses. Ours came by truck to the flower district on 28th Street and 6th Avenue from greenhouses somewhere in Pennsylvania; Roses by André, and depending on the length were generally 25-50¢ a stem. Triple XXX were the longest stems. And there were two types. American Beauty, a dark red, the most expensive, and Better Times, a lighter shade and less expensive. Baldies were blooms that didn't open.

Someone in the Patrikis family must have majored in the rigors of cost accounting, perhaps at Pace University, because the article has the cost of all the ancillary expenses and items that go into the $72 price, up from $60.

Glass vases, that were once $1 are now $2. (We used paper mache tar-bottomed vases.) Cellophane paper (We used Say it with Flowers wrapping paper from a roll from Janine Paper and Twine; cost unknown) to wrap the arrangement went to $46 from $26 in 2019 for a 2,100' roll. Baby's breath (gypsophilia) from Colombia, 10 stems for $8 from $3. Lemon  leaves, 20 stems from Washington State now $8.50 from $4. 

The roses themselves are now $1.03 from 60¢ in 2019, but $2 apiece in 2020. (Some things apparently get cheaper.) A thousand sheet box of wax tissue paper is now $30 from $10. Cost of electricity that runs the shop and three refrigerators is now $2,500 a month from $1,200. Maintenance of the three refrigerators is now $3,000 a year, from prepandemic $600 a month.  

We never calculated what the ancillary items cost. We just doubled the wholesale price and went from there. 100% markup. Our attention to these outside costs was never considered. And pretty much we didn't really make any money. If we had, I would have known about it.

The rent was $375 a month at the new shop at 206 Third Avenue, across the street from the old shop in what was then a new six-story apartment house at 157 East 18th Street built by Belkind and Brenner. The building is still there, dwarfed by the high-rise apartment houses that came after it on the other corners. 

Our family went out of business in1975. The shop became Showcase Flowers, and eventually that closed and the corner store is now a coffee shop. The money is in selling coffee these days.

My father was hardly a businessman. He didn't charge the right amounts for what we sold. "Gave the store away" as one would say.

We always had trouble making even the $375 a month rent. My father would not pay on time and then when the new month came around we owed two months. He had trouble paying that. I was forever having to go the landlord's office on Lexington Avenue with what was then two months rent in cash or money orders to ward off eviction. Sometimes I had to meet the lawyer at Centre Street to stave off the Marshall notices. Loan shark (6 for 5 guys) loans kept us going.

I used to say my grandfather never bought any property—18' of frontage I used to say was all we needed—so therefore we were always renting. George Patrikis knows the value of owning the building they bought in 2003 when he tells the reporter, "the only ones who are going to be left (there were once 5 shops in his neighborhood) are the ones who own their buildings."

Truer words were never spoken.

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Gape

My mother used the title word once, and I never forgot it.

I was maybe 5 or 6 and the neighbor's wife across the street was being taken out of  the house by ambulance. I knew the neighbor's name, Bill Poppy, but never knew the wife's name, or even what she looked like.

A cluster of neighbors were gathering on the sidewalk in front of the house. I was watching from one of our living room windows which lined up directly with the neighbor's house. I might have asked my mother what was going on, but she gently told me it wasn't polite to "gape" and led me away from the window. My mother didn't go outside to join the cluster.

Because of that lesson I've never been one to stand around and watch someone's distress. Accidents on the road are impossible not to look at because everyone else is rubber-necking and slowing down. You can't very well leave the car and the road and avert your eyes.

When we finally got out of Tower One on that fateful day on 9/11 I was standing on the corner of Fulton and Church Streets with two of my co-workers looking up at what was the unbelievable sight of two buildings burning. Coming down the stairs I figured we'd be back in the office by the end of the week, not having any idea of why we had to leave the building. Looking up I muttered to myself that this was going to take a lot longer than I thought, never yet knowing that no one was ever going back into buildings that would soon no longer exist.

At some point looking up I think someone remarked that someone had jumped and was headed for certain death. I remember thinking I'm not going to stand here and watch people jumping to their death. If I stayed longer no doubt someone would be awarding points on the dive they were taking.

I advised my colleagues to go home. I headed uptown on West Broadway, hoping to get to Penn Station. Cellphones were not as ubiquitous in 2001 as they are now. No doubt those looking up would have whipped out their cellphones if they had them and captured people jumping. Not for me, with or without a cellphone.

You see it everywhere. People reflexively popping out their cellphone to either take a picture, or get videos of some action. The resulting images cannot be great taken from the vantage of even a good seat at a ballpark or a concert. But it's basically harmless, They think they are a news camera and they're going to get something to remind them they were there.

Less playful is the use of a cellphone to record an unfolding crime on the subway, or sidewalk. The instinct is to record, not help.  Admittedly, not helping might be the wiser choice if it puts you in danger. And of course the video might help law enforcement later.

But Friday's use of cellphones held high to capture the flames of someone who has just set himself on fire was nothing short of grotesque and beyond a sense of decent propriety. Of what use were these assholes going to make of their taking images and videos of a troubled soul who has just set himself on fire and who naturally died overnight. Show the video at a cookout? Admittedly no one could do anything unless you had a fire extinguisher, which a news crew did have and put to use.

There were plenty of news cameras around because of their presence for the Trump hush-money trial progressing in Manhattan criminal court nearby. CNN was roundly criticized for continuing to show the immolation and commenting at first that it was an active shooter. The broadcaster, a legal analyst, Laura Coates, was vividly describing the smell of flesh burning and the smell of the vapors from the accelerant Max Azzarello poured on himself and then lit. 

Basically they were in the right place at the wrong time to televise and comment on an active suicide, and not an "active shooter" as they first reported. There were those who thought Ms. Coates should get an award, a pay raise and promotion for her reporting. Why? Just because she happened to be there when a very troubled soul set himself on fire and told us what the scene smelled like?

The mind boggles.

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Thursday, April 18, 2024

For Rangers, Team Effort in Season Finale Helped Secure Presidents' Trophy

"Class, is there anything wrong with that headline that appeared on Wednesday in the NYT written by their outsourced sports department The Athletic, a group of likely non-Guild writers who put other Guild writers out of work?" 

"Yes, Matthew"

"How many presidents are there? If there's more than one, then the apostrophe is placed correctly. But I'm thinking there's only one president of the NHL and the people who write the headline and the article are ignorant of where the apostrophe should go."

"Matthew, you're right."

"Extra credit Matthew. Who is the president of the NHL?"

"Long-time Queens lawyer Gary Bettman. Used to be a Canadian Clarence Campbell, but no one knows that anymore except me and my granddad."

"You're a smart young man, Matthew."

"Thank you. Gramps has been muttering a lot to himself these days. He's been Tweeting (X'ing) news shows and news people about how they've got it all wrong."

This was the recent exchange in Miss Hagerty's third grade elementary school class yesterday morning as the class was going over current events.

Normally I just cringe a bit and feel slightly superior when I encounter a misplaced apostrophe. The correct placement of an apostrophe is probably the most perplexing rule of all punctuation. The deli that tells us they have Heroes' is but one example of misuse.

I have sympathy. But until the Pooh-Bahs of punctuation change the rules, we're stuck with what is confusing. You don't pronounce an apostrophe, so therefore the placement of it, correct or otherwise, does nothing to how you say something. Trying to get people to get it right writing it is like pissing in the ocean.

If any team other than the New York Rangers were to have won the President's Cup, signifying finishing the regular season with the most points in the standings, I wouldn't have been assaulted with Presidents' Trophy.

But since we're in New York and all the New York nightly news shows show a backdrop of PRESIDENTS' TROPHY when telling us that the Rangers have secured this rather meaningless title. Only the Stanley Cup counts, and it's 30 years now for the Rangers since they last won it.

Matthew is right. Gramps has been Tweeting all the networks, the NYT and The Athletic and The Athletic reporter who wrote the story about the Rangers, Peter Baugh (@Peter_Baugh), a youthful looking writer who Gramps sarcastically asked, what J-school did he attend. 

Lynn Truss, Benjamin Dreyer, Mary Norris and William Strunk with E.B. White have all written guides on correct punctuation, none of which seem to have reached Mr. Baugh's desk and that of others in the media business.

It's the sheer number of people who are misusing the apostrophe with regard to President's Cup that has got me crazy. How can so many screw it up?

Go to Google on President's Cup and you see it both ways, correct and otherwise. The incorrect  use is the most frequently one found.

Once the playoffs start, winning the President's Trophy will no longer be New York Ranger news. The only Ranger news that any fan wants to read is that after 30 years they win the Stanley Cup. 

If the Vegas Golden Knights can win one after being in the league less than 10 years, the Rangers should be able to do it this year.

We'll see, won't we?

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Tuesday, April 16, 2024

Untrapunctual

Live long enough, and you get to experience some things twice. First it was the famous Heidi game in 1968 that pre-empted a New York Jets-Oakland Raider game that turned into a late-scoring barnburner. And then it was last night when CBS couldn't shoe horn in the Masters golf tournament, the Masters Green Jacket ceremony for Scottie Scheffler, this year's winner, 60 Minutes, some cop show and local news in the waning hours of a Sunday evening. 

CBS was attempting to defy gravity and squeeze in way more than they had minutes left in the evening. They needed a 26 hour day, and no astrophysicist came to their aid.

Even professional golf at the highest level is played at a glacial pace. The Masters broadcast was set to end at 7:00 EDT. My guess is CBS thought that by then the winner would have finished playing, signed his card and stood around in Butler Cabin to have someone drape a green jacket over their shoulders that hardly looks good on the wearer, considering the colors a golfer wears when heading to the first tee on a Sunday. But, it's the Masters tradition.

I gave up watching grass grow when Scotty Scheffler had a four stroke lead with two holes to play. I was hungry and dinner was ready. I don't need to stick around and hear Jim Nantz intone that we've just witnessed a Biblical event. It's golf Jim.  You're lucky any of us watch it at all.

Of course 60 Minutes, the network's marquee news show, has to be shown in its entirety. The clock has now pushed past 7:00 and 60 Minutes, takes, well 60 minutes, otherwise also known as an hour.

I did tune in to enough of 60 Minutes to catch the piece on the Tazmanian Tiger. Back from extinction, or not? I love Australian accents.

What followed 60 Minutes I have no idea. I timed myself to tune in at 9:00 and catch some Billy. It's not like I've never heard the guy before. Been to a MSG concert; have probably every recording of his, starting  with vinyl.

I'm 75 and don't stay up too late. I like to read before going to sleep. So what the hell was the scene of someone driving car to some waterfront location, and looking like every part of every cop show there is? I don't even know the show's name.

The INFO button gives me the chyron that Billy's show starts at 9:00. Clearly not. Rain delay? Some lame announcement that Billy is coming up next. Yeah, when, when this cop crap is over?

There's no need for me to stick around for a televised concert that's already been taped and one I've already seen. Live performances can add some nuances to the music, but in general, they could be lip synching too.

Thee aren't that many of us alive today who can compare the pre-empting of the Billy Joel concert to the pre-empting that NBC pulled when broadcasting a New York Jets-Oakland Raiders game in 1968. I can. I was 19 at he time and was leaving the house with my father with the conviction that the Jets had the game solidly won.

Only later when the final score was announced did we learn that no one saw the full game because NBC pre-empted the game for a telecast of a show about the story of Heidi, the orphaned 5-year-old Swiss girl who grows up with her grandfather. That's where the "Heidi" game comes from.

The firestorm from that one became legend. Even in 1968 the TV audience for an A.F.L football game would have vastly exceeded the Billy Joel faithful who were ticked off at the telecast cutting Billy off while singing Piano Man, his signature sone.

No one didn't know how their bets were going to come out watching football, as even a 1968 audience had a vested interest in the game,

Will heads roll at CBS? Will some poor technician take the fall for following the manual? Not likely if they're in the union. Was someone unavailable to make a command decision because they were in Nantucket waiting for their flight back to New York from their weekend home? My bet is no one at CBS was past 10 years-of-age in 1968.

The Heidi game got an unexpected sterling revisit in an obituary—of all places—when the director for the Heidi telecast, Delbert Mann, passed away in 2007. His obituary in the NYT was written by the peerless Margalit Fox who laid out the circumstances on the widespread kerfuffle over Mr. Mann's production being started at the "ultrapunctual" time of 7:00.

It's not likely the pre-empting of Billy's concert on CBS will ever crawl into someone's obituary, unless of course the schmuck who gave the order to pull the plug and head to the affiliates' 11:00 news is publicly identified and given lifetime industry pariah status.

Executives can be noted in their obituaries for accomplishments that we understand. Take Frank A. Olson who has just passed away at 91, on the same day as O.J. Simpson. They were otherwise linked in that Mr. Olson, as an executive at Hertz, put O.J. in the driver's seat in those Hertz commercials that had O.J. doing broken field running through airports. Go O.J. Go.

Decades ago on the show Laugh In, Dan Rowan and Dick Martin awarded a Fickle Finger of Fate to that week's numbskull. If the person responsible for pulling the lug were publicly known then they'd get the FFF award, or better named The Heidi trophy.

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Sunday, April 14, 2024

Dishwashers

Leave it to the eclectic topics of the A-Hed pieces in the Wall Street Journal to land on a story of how people load their dishwashers and the friction that differing ways of loading one infect domestic relationships.

The partner frustration over who left the cap off the toothpaste tube has been eliminated by the manufactures now attaching the cap to the tube. Loading a dishwasher has replaced the verbal tussles.

A-Hed pieces are the gems of the WSJ. Rupert Murdoch once considered eliminating them. Was he nuts? Consider that recently they have touched on hotel rooms and Murphy beds; Matzos; an April Fool prankster at Citibank in the executive suite.

I have to say my wife and I really do not disagree on how to load the dishwasher and I have to say the dishwasher is never a cause of disagreements. Fox News causes more friction than the best way to keep the plates and spoons clean.

We would have never made the cut to be interviewed by the reporter on how we might differ on loading the dishwasher.

Consider that the Prime Minister, Rishi Sunak of the United Kingdom, and his wife Akshata Murty are asked who does the job of loading the dishwasher, and who does it best? A prime minister!

The reporter, Natasha Khan, takes us on a trip of all the highly educated people and their equally highly educated partners who share their dishwasher loading stories and preferences.

Ms. Khan lifts an interview the Sunaks gave fashion magazine Grazia in which basically Rishi tells the world his wife makes an effort, but he makes the effort better. Read: he rearranges things without rancor. They do look happy.

There is a Facebook group (of course there is) Extreme Dishwasher Loading which saw a jump in its membership to top 31,000 members after the couple's remarks.

YouGov Omnibus claims that 65% of Americans believe there is a right and wrong way to load a dishwasher, rather than "just my way and your way" which seems less combative.

Another poll  claims there are 18 arguments a month! amongst Americana households over dishwasher loading. This seems incredible. Where do these numbers come from? Are reports filed? How many lead to domestic violence and 911 calls was not disclosed. 

After the prime minister and wife have weighed in, we meet Nina and Stephen Edwards who describe approaches that diverge in the woods. Stephen is a is a professor of computer science at Columbia and admits to making a "mental map" of how things should go in the dishwasher  Don't we all? Nina, an illustrator and adjunct professor at Pratt institute, admits to "just making things fit." Way to go Nina.

It's obvious from the photo of the couple touching hands atop the appliance battlefield without knives in their hands, that whatever divergent stacking methods they advocate they still love each other. How many couples can say that?

Does anyone really take the task of dishwasher loading seriously? There is nothing that cannot be elevated to seriousness.

There is a Proctor and Gamble "dish-science center" on the outskirts of the corporation's headquarters in Cincinnati that is staffed by scientists! who recreate kitchen dishwasher scenarios of scorched food and dirty plates to answer the question that many have on their minds, "to pre-rinse or not."

One of the scientists, Martin Eberhard, at the facility (you wonder how heavily guarded the place might me) tells Ms. Khan that he never pre-rinses because dishes that are too clean fool the sensors which are trained to detect food remnants and make the dishwasher work less efficiently.

Is he nuts?. What dishwasher does he have? One with sensors? I don't remember that being a feature on our dishwasher. I see nothing that looks like an electric eye.

For ourselves, my wife and I easily co-exist. Sometimes she rearranges how I've stacked it, but it's usually an improvement. We both agree where the dinner plates, smaller plates, bowls and glasses go. She places the silverware in the basket; I place it in the top rack. 

We do differ on how close the plates are to each other. I go with the spaces designed by the manufacturer, therefore getting more plates lined up. She leaves an extra gap if she can. She tells me with no extra gap the dishes don't come out as clean. I've never tested this. I don't believe her, but don't argue either. There's just her way, and my way, not the highway.

As for pre-rinsing, that is done if necessary, but I clean my plate so well there is no need to pre-rinse. And when I clear the table, as I always do ever since I once wore an apron selling hot dogs at Coney Island in the summer after graduating high school for a money hungry Greek, I've always considered myself to be a Greek busboy. I scrape the plates over the garbage can quite well. For some reason I like to do this.

Thus, plates do not enter our dishwasher with food stuck to them. My wife is always proud of the dishwasher repairman who once had to come over and made her day when he said she was very clean about her dishwasher. The drain wasn't clogged with foodstuffs. Apparently, in his experience, he encounters those who he describes as using their dishwasher as a garbage disposal.

One couple, the Freemans, he a fitness trainer and she a fitness influencer, made a clip that was viewed by 21 million people on their dishwashing techniques. They provided a soundtrack to their loading. He, waltz music to show off perfectly spaced plates, and she, AC/DC to accompany her zero technique that she describers as "a racoon on meth."  

People will do anything for attention these days. And people will watch.

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Wednesday, April 10, 2024

Now You See It, Now You Don't

We've gotten very good at metrological and astrological predictions.

Weather predictions are highly accurate these days. They weren't always that way when we were watching Uncle Weatherby and Carol Reed telling us to "have a happy" on local TV channels.

Weather is so big now there is a cable channel dedicated to bringing us the weather 24/7. It's a brave new world.

Radar, Doppler Radar, computer models all aid the weather  people in telling us what we can expect today, and probably in the next 5 days. Storm brewing off the coast? Will it hit us or not? Stay tuned.

We're way past the weather surprise that hit Galveston, Texas in 1900 when an unpredicted hurricane came ashore and killed 8,000 people. That doesn't happen today.

Weather is sexy these days. It's got its own wording. Temperature is shortened to "temps." Rain, a.k.a. precipitation, is shortened to "precip" measured in tenths of an inch! TV weather personalities create ratings. AccuWeather Alerts galore.

My wife will find a way to time her viewing that catches all three network weather reports after 6 o'clock. Our kitchen TV can look like TV sets in P.C. Richard's. almost simultaneously showing her the weather. She's a master at what Lee, Jeff and Nick have to say, all before dinner.

The latest, and most long lasting celestial prediction of course has been that of the total solar eclipse that swept across North America yesterday, April 8.

The photo at the top shows what a total eclipse of the sun looks like. There were areas of the country that did see something that resembled that photo. Not so in the New York Metropolitan area. It was predicted that we'd get a 90% totality. False advertising. I've seen a darker sky with thunderstorms rolling in. Yesterday looked like the glow from a 40 watt lightbulb. For us, it was the failure of the Comet Kahoutek in 1973 to be seen. That resembled the letdown of another New York Jets season.

Never mind. TV news was not to be outdone. They sent their top personalities to parts of the country that were in line to see a real total eclipse. Throngs of people who might otherwise be in school or work were looking up through their special glasses. New York upstate schools were closed.

I didn't bother to get special glasses, and I didn't even go outdoors. Decades ago as a kid I remember taking a piece of window glass and getting it sooty from candle smoke and trying to see a total eclipse from the backyard in Flushing, NY. Or maybe it was a partial eclipse. I don't remember.

I read in yesterday's NYT that back then ophthalmologists said looking through smoked glass was not good.  Yeah, now you tell me. I suffered no ill effect from my viewing because there was nothing to see. It must have been cloudy, because I was certainly not impressed.

In 2017 I was at Saratoga racetrack when an afternoon solar eclipse was going to go through the area. They extended the interval between races when the eclipse was due to come through. They weren't sure how the horses would react. It was hardly spectacular.

The morning news show Good Day New York seconded the opinion that the eclipse here was a bust. Their poll said that 4 out of 5 people said the eclipse hardly lived up to the hype. There is nothing that cannot be overhyped. Think of how well the Mets were predicted to be last year with Justin Verlander and Jacob deGrom as starting pitchers. Yeah, how did that work out? 

Knowing when an eclipse will come is very helpful, especially if you've been transported back in time like the character Hank Morgan (The Boss)  in Mark Twain's tale of A Connecticut Yankee in King Arthur's Court.

I'm certainly not surprised that no one remembers this tale.  It was made into 1931 and 1949 movies starring the likes of Will Rogers and Bing Crosby. Hank's memory of an upcoming eclipse in 528 A.D. saved him from being cremated alive at the stake. He out-Merlined Merlin. Thus, it is always good to know what the future holds. You never know how it might save your life.

What to do with those now pretty much worthless glasses? Throw them away like what you did with those 2024 New Year's Eve glasses? You can donate them through Astronomers without Borders. Most people got them for free at libraries or Moynihan Station, but surely there were those who paid for them. It seems there is nothing that can't be reused. And maybe tax deductible.

With all the news about the heavens and Space X rockets there was a news story a few days ago that President Biden wants NASA to devote resources to determine what time it is on the moon. It is not clear why. Also not clear is who is going to change the moon's clock when we go back and forth with Daylight and Standard time. Hmmm. 

And what was the weather prediction for today in the Metropolitan area? Sunny, mild, 60° Spot on.

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