Gangsta Rap and Hip-Hop at 1600

Not widely reported in the mainstream media was that President Biden spent Super Bowl weekend at the White House rather than make the trip back to Delaware on Friday.

The president did this so that on Sunday he could watch Super Bowl LVI on a bigger screen than he has in the Biden homestead game room, and also to be closer to a kitchen full of government snacks like nachos, dip, wings, pepperoni pizza, and hard seltzer.

During the halftime show the president imitated grabbing a microphone and started bustin' some moves. Our correspondent was just outside the door and was certain they heard:

"Folks, it ain't no joke,
I'm here to say
I'm gonna poke
CornPop
With a metal top"

Dr. Jill came in to calm the president down with some hot cocoa and a Jimmy Carter cardigan. President Biden awoke on Monday morning well rested and ready for his Zoom call with Russia's president Putin who was going to pose shirtless from the top of a tank turret pointed in the direction of the Ukraine.

Stay tuned. There are always more developments.

After the Zoom call President Biden is scheduled to meet with NFL's commissioner Roger Goodell to discuss racism in football and halftime shows.

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