Wednesday, July 1, 2026

Ker-Plop!

Jeopardy champion Adam Remsen didn't make it out of statistical Death Valley last night when he failed to advance beyond his 12th win when he lost to the challenger in the middle, Richard Nguyen, a research attorney from Placentia, California. Adam couldn't come up with the Final Jeopardy answer. 

Adam's Answer: Fiddler on the Roof? Adam, What the f_ were you thinking?

It's a good thing Polymarket wasn't taking bets on his answering Tuesday's clue correctly. I might have lost $5. I was sure he'd get it, considering all the other crap he had in his head to get where he did. But, a takeaway of $306,415 is hardly chump change, and he gets to be invited to the Tournament of Champions where there's even more money to be made.

The week started on Monday with Adam plowing through his challengers like Grant through Richmond. They almost needed a mercy rule. Adam was dressed in a new shirt/jacket combination that almost looked like he was going for the gangster look. No matter.

At one point Adam is playful, making you think he's going all in at $20,000+ when he says: "Ken, I'm all in...for $5" for one of his three Daily Doubles. Ken Jennings responds that he had him...and us.

Adam misses the answer at a $5 loss.

For Final Jeopardy Adam is again being playful, with a $214 bet. Ken Jennings explained at the start of Tuesday's show that the bet represented Adam's wife's birthday, Valentine's Day, 2/14, February 14. Get it? What a guy.

Tuesday's show started like they all do. In addition to Adam and Richard, there was Mandy Moreno, a social psychologist from Brooklyn, NY.

Adam forged ahead, with Richard exhibiting sharpness and the possibility that Adam might get in trouble. Mandy, like so many contestants, was the weak one, who, if she were a horse being commented on in the Daily Racing Form's past performances, would be described in the last race trouble line as: "No factor in a dull effort." She was at least around for Final Jeopardy, having no answer.

So, what was the clue in Final Jeopardy?

20th Century Novels

David Ben-Gurion called this 1958 book "as a piece of propaganda...the greatest thing ever written about Israel."

Adam is sitting at $20,800; Richard at $14,400; Mandy, no threat.

Adam and Richard each adopt the "Alex" gambit. Adam bets just enough to have a $1 edge over Richard should Richard double and get it right; Richard bets $6,401, enough to exceed Adam's total  by $1 should Adam's bet gone sour.

Mandy has no answer. Richard weighs in with "Exodus" my own answer when I saw the clue in the morning in the NYT. My thoughts then were that Adam would certainly know the answer, and if I could, I'd bet on it.

I was right about the answer, but not right that Adam would get it. He weighs in with; "Fiddler on the Roof." SMH.

"Fiddler" was a long-running Broadway musical starring Herschel Bernardi, about the shtetls in Russia in the early 1900s. I remember when the very popular show was running. I also remember seeing a roofing truck at the time telling us he was "Fiedler on Your Roof." Ha-ha.

The late comedian Alan King remarked that he took his Jewish mother, who had immigrated from Russia, to the show and asked her afterward if it reminded her of the old country. She replied, "It was good, but I don't remember so much singing."

Down goes Adam, who smiles graciously, looking almost relieved, who then goes over to shake hands with Richard and Mandy.

Aqueduct racetrack in South Ozone Park, Queens New York closed for good on Sunday, the only racetrack left in the New York City limits, having been in operation for 132 years. The last race was called: "It Was A Good Run."

 Adam had one.

So Richard, tonight's category is: Names in Entertainment

Among his numerous accolades are 3 Tonys, 3 Emmys, 5 Grammys & A 2016 Pulitzer Prize.

Richard, good luck.

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Tuesday, June 30, 2026

Say Goodnight, AQU

At exactly 5:50 P.M. on a sunny, summer Sunday, the starting gate at Aqueduct sprung open for what would be the last live race run at the 132-year old facility, with the winner and the jockey within two minutes becoming an instant trivia answer in front of nearly 7,000 nostalgic fans. Assume Nothing and Jaimie Rodriquez provided the answer to that question.

The race, the 9th on the card, was a special $100,000 mile and an eighth Starter Allowance race for horses who have started for a claiming price of $16,000. This is racing secretary boiler plate for outlining the conditions for entry, a very low bar at $16,000 meant to attract a big field starting in front of the stands for the last time. 

And the conditions of the race did just that. Ten horses were entered. Typically a race with this eligibility would in no way ever have a purse of $100,000. NYRA is not crazy. They give snow away in the winter, It was meant as a farewell gesture and was named in the program as "It Was a Good Run." If you were interested, you could buy a T-shirt with that on the front. I don't know the cost. I said my goodbyes the track a week ago Saturday and have more than enough T-shirts that say all sorts of things on the front. I kept some losing tickets as souvenirs. I cashed the winning ones and came out slightly ahead. Racing is the one sport you can attend and make it pay for itself.

Somehow X has figured out I follow horse racing. So, without my doing anything, when I log on I get all sorts of racing postings from all sorts of people.

The above photo is from a fan who is in front of the entrance on Sunday and commenting that NYRA looked out the window, saw a crowd gathering, and decided to double the admission fee. He wasn't completely wrong.

I teased him in a reply that he was showing up on the wrong giveaway day. Shirts were not involved. Only dirt. He replied with the "LIKED" heart.

NYRA had already announced—at least to those who got their emails, which I bet were not many of those who showed up—that admission would be a "Ticketed Event" and admission would be $5. A jar of dirt from the track would be given to the first 1,000 patrons. A souvenir program would also be given.

NYRA, being the pernicious, greedy bunch they are, after years—maybe as many of 15—decided to charge $5 admission where just the years before they weren't charging anything. $0. I have no idea if they managed to charge for parking, which also had been free. The admission money was going to the NYRA fund. (O boy.)

I'm hardly alone in complaining about NYRA. One comment astutely tells us NYRA would plant more trees at Saratoga so they could sell more picnic table seats in the shade. (They already do charge for picnic tables in the shade.) Another comment from a trainer, no less, tells us that NYRA missed an opportunity to create new fans by neglecting to hand out $5 vouchers for the "newly imagined" Belmont as their greedy little fingers collected the $5 admission fee on Sunday.

Reserved seats at Saratoga go empty, since admission is only to get in, not sit down, and the newly built 1862 Club is nearly empty. NYRA only caters to the betting whales and the CAW (computer assisted wagering) crowd who get comped for their bets. 

As nostalgic as the fan interviews went held by the terrific team of Fox Sports broadcasters Maggie Wolfendale and Acacia Clement were, there didn't seem to be many people holding programs. Did NYRA run out?. And why only the first 1,000 to get dirt? Did NYRA low-ball the expected attendance count? They did get nearly 7,000 people, which will greatly exceed a "non marquee" day's attendance at what the broadcaster Greg Wolfe keeps referring to Belmont as the "newly imagined." Yeah, "newly imagined."

Most of the people interviewed talked of how many years they came out to the track. Yeah, but how many lately? Lots of the guys talked of being brought to the track by their fathers. Not me. My father had nothing to do with my first visit to what was Belmont Day in 1968. A friend's hard-core, horseplaying barber, Kelly, shepherded us. We weren't even 20 at the time. I hit the Double cold and have never looked back. I loved The Morning Telegraph, a true broadsheet that held the past performances. It cost an exorbitant 75¢, when most papers cost 10¢ at the time. Times change. A multi-track Daily Racing Form booklet these days can cost $7-$13. You pay for information.

Corey Kilgannon, a veteran reporter for the New York Times, wrote a fabulous piece, 'Hard to Say Goodbye': Aqueduct Racetrack to Close After 132 years' dated June 27. The piece is accompanied by equally fabulous photos, about the ending of live racing in New York City after a run of 132 years.

I never met Mr. Kilgannon, but have exchanged a few emails with him over the years. I know little about him, other than he cut his teeth at the Times writing Profile pieces and doesn't strike me as even anywhere near a hard-core horseplayer.  But he does know how to write about people. And it shows.

His piece, as good as it is, is buried in the online edition. Well, maybe this doesn't bury a piece these days, but what leads someone to read it? I only came across it by following Joe Drape on X. Joe has described himself as the last racing reporter for the NYT. There are currently 132 comments to Corey's piece. I wrote mine on Sunday, and it just got approved for publication early on Monday. I'm chuffed.

It's an example of typical NYT disregard for local sports reporting these days. Although Mr. Kilgannon is not a sports reporter, the Times can't even see its way to include the piece in its print edition. They don't send best reporters to Knick, Ranger, Met or Yankee games, and they've outsourced their sports department to The Athletic, staffed with people who couldn't find the track if they tried.

The Times seems to have adopted a policy of abandoning reporting on things New York. Since outsourcing their sports department to The Athletic, they don't send beat reporters to local professional games. It seems anything that goes on in sports within the city limits is ignored. And racing is certainly ignored. A few years ago, Joe Drape introduced himself at a book signing of his in a Saratoga bookstore that he's the last racing journalist for the Times. No one really understood at the time why that would  be. 

I don't know what day Mr. Kilgannon visited the track, but it was recent. I recognize some of the people in the photos since I was there on Saturday, June 20 saying my goodbyes.

He accurately describes the Jamaicans who congregate in one area, smoking their weed and playing their own portable music. They are the loudest bunch there. Signs that say NO SMOKING are only signs.

But the racing. Did anything happen that was noteworthy?

Yes, the 8th race provided a track record that was likely only noticed by a few in the crowd of nostalgic sightseers. The record will of course now stand forever, and will be its own trivia answer.

Lately, the turf course has been playing fast, as they say. Horses run faster on turf than dirt, which might seem counter intuitive, but is true. A dry turf course hardens, and produces fast times. And none no faster than when Highway Harmony went wire-to-wire with Edgar Zayas, setting a fraction I've never seen at the track.

The race, a non-graded, New York state-bred stakes named the John Hettinger, was run on the outer turf course for fillies, three years old and up, at 6f. The purse was $150,000, a decent sum for a state-bred race

NYRA will name such races after those who were notable in New York racing. The names are not usually household names, and I had to look up who John Hettinger was.

Google, please:

John Hettinger (1933–2008) was a Hall of Fame owner, breeder, and philanthropist. He is celebrated for saving the Fasig-Tipton auction house, pioneering the thoroughbred aftercare movement, founding Blue Horse Charities, and leading critical equine medical research as chairman of the Grayson-Jockey Club Research Foundation

Highway Harmony is trained by Amelia Green, one of the emerging female trainers who was an assistant to Todd Pletcher for years before going out on her own. Linda Rice, the all-time leading trainer at Aqueduct, regardless of gender, is the first of those dynamic female trainers with 1,222 wins  at the track.

So, how fast was Highway Harmony? Fast. Very fast. The final time was 1.06.44, beating the record of 1.06.73 held by Outlaw Kid in 2024. The record will now stand for all time, since Aqueduct will no longer be holding live racing. The scene now shifts to Saratoga, then to the "newly imagined " Belmont.

Racing is about fractional times as much as final times, and Highway Harmony's 21 1/5 quarter, 42 4/5 half, and final 1:06 2/5 were the story. 

I have NEVER seen a :42 anything half. My eyes were popping watching the race on TV. That is faster than Dr. Fager's 43 4/5 half in his historic Vosburgh victory in 1968. Of course, Dr. Fager was running on dirt in that race, carrying the astonishing 139 pounds and it was 7 furlongs. His record 1:20 1/5 stood until Artax did it in 1:20.04 in 1999, but only carrying a feather at 120 pounds.   

Andy Serling at the broadcast desk said he has never seen a :42 half. Maggie Wolfendale interviewed Amelia Green, a slight woman with what sounds a bit like a faint English accent after the race, and asked if she was expecting such a fast time.

No, absolutely not. But Amelia expressed huge thanks to the owners, Lucky Hat Racing with whom she had her first winner.

Consistent with giving names to NY-Bred Stake races is the one named Mike Lee. Mike Lee I'm sure is a complete unknown unless you grew up in Queens and had the Long Island Star Journal and the Long Island Press delivered by a boy on bike throwing papers from a canvas bag attached to the handle bars.

Samuel Newhouse as Advance Publications were the owners of the papers. The printing plant and offices were in Long Island City, visible from the Flushing IRT. These were great papers to grow up with. They had comics, sports and news of the borough as if it wasn't part of New York City, which it wasn't until the late 19th century. 

Newborn photos of babies in their bassinets were a feature of the paper. I'm guessing mine might have appeared in1949 from Flushing Hospital. If it did, my folks didn't save the copy.

There was a small town feel to its news, with Queens the only borough identified by the names of the villages (still is) that were once part of it before the consolidation into New York City. 

I remember seeing Mike Lee's name in the paper. He was a handicapper and the sports editor. The Star Journal would cover racing from the tracks, Aqueduct, Belmont and Jamaica, a track I remember seeing the entries and results for, but one that was torn down in 1959, for a housing project, with the unfathomable name of Rochdale Village. Rochdale Village is a mammoth set of apartment houses, all patterned after the cooperative spaces of Rochdale England. Who knew?

Bobby G. of The Assembled, is old enough to have gone to the races at Jamaica. In fact, he's the only  living person I know who's been to Jamaica. The track closed in 1959, in operation since 1904 run by the Metropolitan Jockey Club. The one-mile oval was closed the year a newly rebuilt Aqueduct opened in 1959, the iteration that closed on Sunday.

Another takeaway is an incomplete one. Mention is made that when the prior Belmont was being rebuilt, the one that reopened in 1968, the Belmont Stakes was held at Aqueduct, subbing for Belmont just as now Saratoga has subbed for "the newly imagined" Belmont.

Does that mean the Belmonts held then at Aqueduct from 1963-1967 were run at 1 1/4 miles like they have done at Saratoga for the last three years, because the track can't accommodate a 1 1/2 mile race around two turns like Belmont?

No. Apparently the race was still at 1 1/2 miles, with the starting gate placed at the far turn at an angle to the track. Thus, they had to pass the finish line twice. An outside post must have spelled doom.

No mention was made of this by any commentator, likely because it predated any direct knowledge they had of Aqueduct, even the Jockey Richard Migliore who wasn't born until the mid 60s.

When I first started watching races at Belmont, a 1 1/4 race was run on a massive straightaway, starting on the training track, and almost in JFK airport. Our mentor Les, "Mr. Pace," would tell of the Widener turf chute where 7 furlong races started on a straightaway on the backstretch and ran directly toward the stands in a straight line.

I'm sure at the "newly imagined" Belmont, they will continue to run 1 1/4 races with the starting gate at an angle somewhat on the clubhouse turn, as tangential as possible, to create as even a start as they can. Who knows, maybe the "newly imagined" place will have a chute.

Another takeaway was that Saratoga, back-in-day, was awarded 40 days of racing, smack in the summer months, allowing the bluebloods to scoot upstate to the Adirondacks where it wasn't as stifling hot.

What happened was that 40 days of a weak handle wasn't going to fly financially. Saratoga then wasn't the vacation destination it is today. It was a somewhat backwater upstate town that just raised its prices when the racing started. My friend Dave (Fourstardave), who worked with a older racing journalist, Howard Rowe at Racing Star Weekly, was brainwashed by Howie into believing that Saratoga was not a worthy place to make a trip to.

Thus, for as long as I knew Dave, I could never convince him to come to Saratoga with me, which as the town grew, got to be a nice place to be: "The Summer Place to Be."

I've written about it before, but Dave, by virtue of his first name, came to provide the name Fourstardave when Dave's boss, Richard Bomze and owner of Racing Star Weekly, named the horse he bred, Fourstardave.

The horse became a racing legend. The Sultan of Saratoga. The sports bar at Saratoga was named after Fourstardave, and my now deceased friend, who had never set foot in Saratoga, certainly can't go now.  This is called irony.

Sixteen of the 40 dates awarded to Saratoga were transferred to Jamaica and Aqueduct racing dates to keep the handle and the purses up. In 1968 Saratoga, had 24 days of racing, and now I know why. Downstaters, like myself, hated the interruption in racing. 

Saratoga now sports some of the best handles and purses, and helps keep the purses up for the downstate races. Times change.

Before winterized racing at Aqueduct, the season would start March 8 at Aqueduct, move to Belmont in time for the Belmont Stakes, stay there until August, when Saratoga then stuck its upstate nose in the schedule for 4 weeks of 6 races a week. From there, it was back to Belmont for the fall meet, then Aqueduct closing in early December. I used to average 33 days of racing attendance a year, without ever going to Saratoga.

The were many X postings, but perhaps none more poignant than that posted by a racing journalist, Teresa Genaro (@BklynBckstretch).

"A nearly full moon as I board the A train from the Big A for the last time. And yep, I’m crying."

Teresa had to be hanging out, because sunset was at about 8:30 on Sunday. 

Personally, I'll miss what Aqueduct was, not what it became. I also miss being 20.



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Saturday, June 27, 2026

Death Valley

Inspiration has been a bit slow coming to me so far this year. I guess notable deaths featured in tribute obituaries have not inspired. But, there can be Jeopardy, especially when you get a double-digit day champion. The quiz heads are tunning in daily.

As anyone who might be watching the game show, or have been one of the few who actually read what I write, you will know that Alan Remsen from Memphis Tennessee has reached the 10-game plateau.

Adam Remsen, however, is headed into Death Valley where 10+ game winners go to die. Nearly 40% of Jeopardy champions who have reached a 10-game streak have been knocked out by their 20th game. Of course that means that 60% have gone on to prevail past 20 games.

However, he has cleared the 10-game hump, which like a mortality table, assigns you a better probability of reaching the next age once you've reached the one you're currently in.

Being out in California and extending his winning streak, Adam likely has had to go shopping for clothes. Once you've been selected to appear as a contestant, the Jeopardy producers tell you to bring a change of change in case you advance to what will be a totally new day to the viewing audience, but will really be another game held on the same day. They tape a week's worth of shows games in one swoop. It's got to be a bit intense for those who advance.

Adam looked especially dapper for his 10th game. He may have gone shopping.

Viewers have wondered if Adam Remsen's green shirt on Jeopardy June 25, 2026, was a homage to his pet turtle. Proving, there is nothing that can't be speculated on.

ChatGPT:

There is no public evidence that Adam Remsen's green tortoise-pattern shirt on the June 25, 2026, episode of Jeopardy! was intended as a homage to his pet turtle.

Viewers noticed the distinctive green shirt with its turtle-shell-like pattern, and some fans have speculated that it might have been a nod to his pet turtle. However, I could not find any interview, social media post, or statement from Remsen or the show confirming that interpretation.

So the most accurate answer is:

  • It may have resembled a turtle shell, which naturally led to the speculation.
  • There is no confirmed connection between the shirt and his pet turtle.

If Remsen comments about it in a post-game interview or on social media, that would settle the question, but as of today no such confirmation has been made public.

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It might take owning a turtle for a pet to be a contestant as accomplished as Adam Remsen.

I would guess Polymarket is not taking wagers on Adam, since these games were taped more than a month ago. Someone knows the result. Certainly Adam.  A shame. Another thing you could bet on.

Talk to me ChapGPT:

What percentage of multi-game Jeopardy winners lose after their 10th game and before their 20thIf you mean contestants who reached at least 10 consecutive wins, the answer is:

  • About 36% have lost after winning their 10th game but before reaching 20 wins.

Here's the breakdown through June 2026:

Final streakNumber of champions
Exactly 10 wins5
11–19 wins8
20+ wins8
Total 10+ game champions21

Those who lost after their 10th game but before their 20th are the 11–19 win champions:

  • 11 wins: 2
  • 12 wins: 2
  • 13 wins: 1
  • 16 wins: 1
  • 19 wins: 2

Total = 8 champions.

So the percentage is:

  • 8 ÷ 21 ≈ 38.1%

If instead you include the five contestants who lost in their 10th game as "after reaching 10 wins" (i.e., they had already become 10-game champions), then:

  • Lost in 10th–19th games: 13 of 21
  • 13 ÷ 21 ≈ 61.9%

The distinction is whether "after their 10th game" means:

  • Strictly after winning Game 10 (Games 11–19): 38.1%, or
  • Any loss before reaching 20 wins, including a loss in Game 10: 61.9%.

If your intent was "champions who won their 10th game and then eventually lost before winning their 20th," the correct figure is 38.1%

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It doesn't really matter to me if this is really AI or not. It is amazing. I don't know who I've thrown out of work popularizing ChatGPT, but it is fucking amazing. As for myself, a former fraud detection specialist for health insurers, I wonder if I was still working and not enjoying retirement at 77, if I'd still have a job. Right now it doesn't matter.

You might think I've got nothing else to do. But that's not true. Okay, 7:00 in New York is Jeopardy, followed not by Wheel of Fortune, but dinner. FIFA World Cup soccer fills the day, as does thoroughbred racing. The Mets aren't worth being tuned in under any circumstances. So, we follow multi-day champions to see if anyone will be the next Jamie Ding, or James Holzhauer, and the Yankees, who have the best chance of giving NYC another parade.

I know not tonight's result. It's in the can, so it can't be bet on with Polymarket, but here is what Adam, and the two others will have to get past if they have any chance of either keeping the first podium position, or ascending into it.

U.S. Landmarks 

Norwegian Arne Peterssen [double s] was the last person to pass through this location, which was then closed in 1954.

I will admit I didn't know the answer. My lame New Yorker guess was the Statue of Liberty's torch. That is not as lame as some might think, however. I distinctly remember that as a kid, although I never visited what was then called Bedloe's Island, the torch was once upon a time accessible. Turns out that stopped in 1916. (I do not remember 1916. That was the year after my father was born.)

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Yes. People still go inside the Statue of Liberty, but access depends on which part you want to visit:

  • Pedestal: Open to visitors with a pedestal ticket.
  • Crown: Also open, but you need a special crown ticket. Only a limited number are available each day, so they often sell out months in advance. Visitors climb 162 narrow steps from the top of the pedestal to reach the crown—there's no elevator for that section.
  • Torch: The torch has been closed to the public since 1916 after the Black Tom explosion damaged the monument. It has never reopened for public access.
1916. People have been trying to blow stuff up  for years. 

1916 – The Black Tom explosion: German agents sabotaged a nearby munitions depot on Black Tom Island during World War I. The explosion damaged the Statue of Liberty, particularly the torch, but the monument itself was not the intended target.

Black Tom Island?  A small island off the Jersey coast near Jersey City. The Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey waters, and remained lite when there were New York City blackouts.

Okay Adam. Do you know the answer? Do any of the others know the answer?

Oh boy. They sure did. All three of them.

Adam is again resplendent in his green shirt, game 10, sartorial splendor. This owes to the fact that they tape multiple games on the same day.  The taping is on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, five shows each day; three in the morning, two after lunch. It's got to be arduous for those that advance.

Adam's opponents are Kristin Warner, attorney from Fairport, NY; Clay Stallworth, pediatrician from August, Georgia.

Adam plowed through these two like tanks headed to Poland. They never stood a chance. Adam enters Final with $38,000; Karin with $9,200; Clay with $8,200. The fat lady is expected to sing.

Bets? It doesn't matter, only that Adam bets $12,000. The answer that all got? Ellis Island.

Why I didn't think of that is beyond me. I knew the Statue of Liberty torch would be wrong, but I didn't pick up on a key part of the clue: "pass through." Knowing the year would have helped too. Immigrants "passed through" Ellis Island, which if you really know New York was added to by landfill from digging out the subways, much like Battery Park City was created by building the original twin towers of the World Trade Center.

Ellis Island is what my father's parents passed through at the turn of the 19th century.

What is it about immortalizing someone's name with an event? There's the urban legend that in 1886 Steve Brodie lumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and survived. It's an unproven event, and now best remembered as too good not to be true.

Ellis was added to with landfill from subway excavations. Prior to Ellis, it was known as Gibbet Island, and was where they hung a few pirates in the 18th century.

Adam's $12,000 bet is added to his game earnings, making an even $50,000 to his accumulated $228,806, brining his total to $278,806.

Ken ha told us that he asked  Adam what he was going to spend his money on, and Adam said he'd like to take his wife and son to Japan, a place he's already visited. (My father visited Japan, but it was 1945 and he was in an Army uniform.)

With Adam's U.S. game show notoriety building, he might meet the Emperor. 

And what did Adam (Donald Rumsfeld) look like on winning his 11th game?

Adam, U D 1 so far.

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Friday, June 26, 2026

If You Know, You know

Is this the end of Adam Remsen on the Alex Trebek Stage at Sony Pictures Studio? Adam finally met two opponents who nearly outplayed him. It was almost a shootout. It was entertaining.


Adam Remsen, as the Jeopardy world knows, was going for a win in his 10th consecutive game. He's already on the Tournament of Champions invite list, so this is for more money and more bragging rights.

Adam's two opponents were nipping at his heels all night. Usually, one of the contestants is a weak, inaccurate responder who quickly goes in the red, and sometimes can't even climb out for Final Jeopardy.

Not last night. Adam has met the enemy in Kate Raven and Derek Lombardi. No pushover, tomato cans here. These people were capable of the win. 

Adam is sitting at $10,600, but the heat is on. The correct answers are flying in to the left of him. His plane is taking heavy flak. He lands on Double Jeopardy, Daily Double, in the "3.3" Category: Two words that were exactly three letters long.

Is this the end of Adam? He's getting thrown out of the Garden of Game Show money? Adam ponders. Really thinks. Ken nudges Adam before time runs out. 

This Latin abbreviation appears in the line of presidential succession.

Oh shit! Adam has gone all in. Ken Jennings is surprised. The audience gasps. I'm agog. Adam doesn't usually go for the jugular. Game on.

Adam ponders. Adam? "Pro tem" Are you shitting me? Adam goes to $21,200 and starts to look like Arazi in a Breeders' Cup race in the 1991 Juvenile race. He's made a move that will bury the opposition.

Well, no. The game's not over, and the others are popping right answers like popcorn. The dust settles, and Adam goes into Final with $20,800; Kate with $13,600; Derek with $18,000. No runaway here. No forgone conclusion.

The category: Partnerships

After measuring the transit of Venus in 1761, this pair of astronomers was recommended by the Royal Society for a job in America.

Oh boy. Will this be a triple stumper? Kate has gone all in, as has Derek. Adam uses the "Alex Gambit" and bets $15,201, sufficient to win by $1 if Derek gets it right with an anticipated doubling bet, and Adam gets it right.  

Kate has no answer. Goes to $0. Adam offers a $15,201 wager, and Derek offers $7,500, probably thinking Adam will use the "Alex Gambit" get it wrong, and be left with less than what Derek has with a correct answer.

Derek's answer? Adler and Hayden. Who? No, not right. They are names of the two famous planetariums in the U.S. A very good stab at answer.

Adam? He is seen writing his answer quickly. This is a sign of confidence. "Mason, Dixon." Yes.

Mason, Dixon? You mean the fellows who mapped the United States and drew a line as to which states north of it would be slave free states, and which states to the south of it would be slave states? Yep, those two. They were Brits? Yes.

Wikipedia tells us what we didn't learn in school:

Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon were 18th-century English scientists who famously surveyed the Mason–Dixon line between 1763 and 1767.
🔭 The Men Behind the Line
  • Charles Mason (1728–1786) was an English astronomer who worked at the Royal Observatory at Greenwich.
  • Jeremiah Dixon (1733–1779) was a renowned English land surveyor and fellow astronomer.
  • Before their American expedition, they worked as a team for England's Royal Society, traveling as far as the Cape of Good Hope to observe the transit of Venus. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Who knows this stuff to write clues like that?. And who knows the answer? Adam.

The show ends with Adam smiling his Cheshire Rumsfeld smile as if we just landed troops in Iraq.

Tonight's Final Jeopardy clue: U.S. Landmarks

Norwegian Arne Peterssen was the last to pass through this location, which was then officially closed in 1954.

Adam?

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Thursday, June 25, 2026

The Living Tribute

William McDonald has retired as the obituary editor of the New York Times after 20 years on the job. Obviously, he can't take it anymore. (A joke.)

In yesterday's print edition on Page 2 where the editors of the Times like to crow about something they've done, some journalistic feat they've accomplished, there is a piece by Bill McDonald, about Bill McDonald. What are the chances of that?

Bill salts in a few details of his personal life, like how he is now 71 years old. But he mainly discusses how it seems to be a status symbol to have gotten an obit in the Times.

Bill describes a New Yorker cartoon that doesn't appear in the print edition, but is in the online edition, of someone being introduced at a cocktail party, with the implied intimation that he's famous enough that you will soon be reading his obituary. (He's old, get it?) Typical New Yorker humor. But it does say a lot.

People want a New York Times obituary about themselves. Bill describes the various means people have lobbied themselves to be so duly noted. Some have hired publicists to package the words to use. Bill has explained before, and does again, that the so-called tribute obit is meant to be on a subject whose passing is newsworthy, not just on someone who has stopped breathing. That's going to happen no matter what.

The caption to the above photo of Bill is from the 2016 film on the Times, "Obit," and the obit writers and the process. I saw the film, and it's hard to believe it was 10 years ago. A good number of the writers in the film have themselves retired or left the paper.

But while obit writing might have once been purgatory for misbehaving journalists, it is now a plum position that will result in sometimes multiple bylines on the same day. No one produces more words on the paper than the obit writers. To me, it is somewhat astonishing what they have uncovered about someone and the context of their times.

The obit in its art form today is newsworthy and highly informative of a person's life and the context of  the times they lived through. I have saved a person's obit just because it contains a perfect summary of say the 60s, 70s, even the 50s, eras, that at 77-years old I'm quite familiar with and appreciate the reminders of what things were like.

Marilyn Johnson's seminal book The Dead Beat, Lost Souls and Lucky Stiffs and the Perverse Pleasures of Obituaries was published in 2006, another hard to believe elapsed time.

Ms. Johnson, then an obit writer herself, interviews various writers of the form and notes how it has gone from dry as toast prose to a story that is celebratory of one's life. A short story almost. The NYT obit editor at the Times then was Charles Strum.

A prior editor, Alden Whitman, was a character in himself, and when he passed away in1990 he merited a lively obit in the paper. (Not bylined.) No better sendoff was written than that by Gay Talese whose piece was titled, Mr. Bad News, and mentioned that Alden's wardrobe included an opera-style cape as part of his wardrobe.  

Mr. Whitman wrote the obit for Robert Oppenheimer, who passed away in 1967, and it's clear from the lede that is repeated in Whitman's own obituary, that he was a force in raising the obit's art form. 

There is no better example of how obituaries are being viewed than to see in today's Wall Street Journal a full page! tribute for William R. Berkley, 1945-2026, not as part of anything the paper is presenting, but a privately paid notice about Mr. Berkley.

The obit just underlines what Mr. McDonald is saying in his piece about the effort to cement immortality. 

I wonder if the family and business associates of Mr. Berkley flooded Bill's inbox trying to snare a tribute obit, but of course didn't pass the bar as a newsworthy obit. Mr. Berkley passed away June 9, 2026. The full page must have cost a small fortune.

And this is not a one off. A full page, self-promoted obit is a bit of an outlier, but anyone who really dives into a print editions of the New York Times, or even the Wall Street Journal, is familiar with seeing paid notices, with a photo and lots of text praising the subject's life and achievements.

I never met Mr. McDonald, but over the years we have traded a few emails and Tweets. There was one exchange in particular, probably Tweets that I can't retrieve, where I might have commented on the fact that he wrote the bylined obit for Joan Joyce, a softball pitcher extraordinaire who passed away in 2022.

Bill's name has not been on many bylines. He would write the recap at the end of the year of the lives that passed away. I distinctly remember commenting to him about his personal sendoff. He replied that as a boy he saw Joan pitch in an exhibition, or in a game, in Bridgeport, where he grew up.

With a name like McDonald, and his Irish-American looks, I theorized he grew up going to Catholic school and played basketball. He confirmed he had a decent jump shot.

On Bill's watch more obits have hit the front page than ever before. And not shy about getting two obits, side-by-side on the front page. This just happened with the passing of Clive Davis and Alan Greenspan. Both were below the fold, leading to what I describe as 19-gun salutes. Above the fold is a 21-gun salute. It does happen.

Bill' replacement? Likely Adam Bernstein, poached from the Washington Post in July 2025 where Adam was the obit editor and carried on the new tradition of getting the most there is about a person in the obit. An example of Adam's style is offered that the great movie director Billy Wilder wooed his future wife "promising to worship the ground she walked on, only if she moved to a better neighborhood."

When I read yesterday that Bill was retiring, I Tweeted (X'ed?) him good luck and mentioned that behind his back someone is already writing the advance obit on him.

Although Bill fairly resisted using anyone's unsolicited hagiographies of themselves, I think he's a clever man and has dropped some bread crumbs

He's not going to be forgotten.

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Adam Takes the Stage

For anyone who follows Jeopardy—and there are plenty who do—you will already know that there is a potential long-term champion occupying the Alex Trebek Stage at Sony Pictures Studio, Adam Remsen.

Adam has survived 9 days of competition, some runaways, some down to Final. He has accumulated $192,805 in money and has the look and the making of a long-haul champion.

Adam is a lawyer and a theater producer from Memphis, Tennessee, who, to me, bears an uncanny resemblance to Donald Rumsfeld, the former Secretary of Defense and originator of the best philosophical twist of logic involving knowns and unknowns.

Adam has admitted to Ken Jennings he has never missed watching an episode of Jeopardy for 15 years! Talk about training and waiting for a call to the big leagues.

Like anyone who gets to keep the position at the first podium, Adam has answered some clues that leave me shaking my head, Who the hell could know that? He starts off slow, sometimes in the red, but buzzes in so fast he gets on a roll, that by the break he is spading dirt and burying the opponents. Few seem to even be in his league. A few Daily Doubles here and there, but never outright gambles, sweeten his pot. But he misses as well, but sustains no significant damage.

Jeopardy clue writers love burying anything in a twisted clue involving opera, astronomy, the Bible, or Greek mythology. If ever I needed to study for an appearance (never happening) I would try and bone up on those categories.

I always see if I know the answer to the daily Final clue that the NYT puts in its Arts Section. The clue for yesterday's match went:

OPERA CHARACTERS

Her aria "un del di vendremo" says "one fine day we will see...a strand of smoke over the far horizon...& then the ship appears"

The middle contestant was not around for Final Jeopardy due to finishing in the red. She was flanked by two high-powdered buzzer beaters with the right answers.. The remaining contestant, Wayne Kobylinski, has $12,200 to Adam's $24,000, Not a runaway for Adam. 

I'm sure in simulated games the potential contestants play they are schooled in the tactic of expecting their opponent(s) to wager double their score anticipating that the leader will trip on the Final clue and go down. The doubling contestant will then, if correct, have more money than the leader's final score.

Thus, Adam bets $1,401 to Wayne's all in $12,200. Even if Wayne is correct, his total won't exceed Adam's if Adam also gets it right. And Adam's right answer will add enough money to beat Wayne's final score by a dollar. In chess there is the Queen's Gambit. This one needs a name of some kind. The "Alex Gambit?"

Wayne blanks out and rushes an answer, "Aida" that he's sure is wrong. It is.

Theater impresario Adam answers "Cio-Cio-San" Correct, Adam is now a 9-day champion.

Jennings smile warmly and tells the audience it's from Madame Butterfly.

Piece of cake for the theater guy. He even spells it correctly.

Oscar Hammerstein II being brought up by his operatic father, turned Madam Butterfly into "South Pacific."

Adam's game has the distinction of finishing with 11 Triple Stumpers. I always wonder if the writers of the clues get a bonus if they craft an unanswerable clue. Some of them are really out there.

Okay, double digit streak for Adam? He's already earned a seat in the Tournament of Champions by virtue of the 5th win.

I have no data on this, but I suspect the streaks between 10 and 20 get busted often. Ten is like making full Colonel, but never making Brigadier General.

Today's clue? Another well worn category, Astronomy, hidden under the category "Partnerships."

After measuring the transit of Venue in 1761, this pair of astronomers was recommended by the Royal Society for a job in America.

You've got that one on the tip of your tongue, right? Everyone can name two astronomers who came to America and formed a partnership. Yeah, sure. Another reason I'll never be a contestant.

Probably not you either.

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Monday, June 22, 2026

Ticker Tape Parades

Thursday was the ticker tape parade to celebrate the New York Knicks winning the NBA championship after a 53 year hiatus. If Mayor Mamdani could have predicted the Knicks would win during his first year in office, then he should have run and won sooner. People qualified for Social Security or burial benefits waiting for the Knicks to win a championship.

I am not a basketball fan. I don't think I've ever been to as many 5 Knick games. I once had tickets in 1965 for a game at he Old Garden. In those days, they played a double bill with a high school basketball game from a New York, or New Jersey Catholic or Public high school, or something else preceding the Knick game. (Only boys in that era.) The something else for the game I would have seen would have been a performance by the Fabulous Magicians, a Harlem Globetrotter-type gaggle of players showing off trick shots and other and silliness.

My ticket became worthless when New York City suffered the first of its three city-wide blackouts that November evening. I save things, but apparently not that ticket. I have no idea if there might have been a refund, or a rain check. I never checked.

I once saved a ball of shredded paper from a Yankees' parade when we were in the Trade Center. The souvenir was lost in 9/11. I've always wondered if my father, who was 12 at the time, got off school for Lindbergh's parade in 1927. Among the many things I never asked him.

There are all sorts of occasions ticker tape parades have been held. Of course, now there is no ticker tape, and the office windows don't open. There is still a massive cleanup effort afterwards.

The sidewalk in Lower Broadway has brass plaques embedded in the pavement to show when there wee ticker tape parades.

For the Knicks, it was a 53-year hiatus between championships. I remember the prior two in 1969 and 1973. I don't think they had a parade for either of those two championships.

A parade is not a guarantee for a winning team. When the New York Giants won their first Super Bowl in 1987, grumpy Mayor Koch wouldn't sanction a parade. The team celebrated by holding a parade around what was then Giants Stadium in Rutherford, New Jersey. Fairly comical. Nothing like a ticker tape parade.

When the moon-landing astronauts in 1969 were honored, the procession came up Park Avenue past our 33rd Street office on their way to the U.N. The moon landing was a big deal then, and astronauts were celebrities. I remember looking out of our 2nd floor windows at 2 Park Avenue to watch them wave from the back of a car.

No huge trucks teeming with players and media. The Knick parade proceeded so slowly toward City Hall it was thought that maybe it wouldn't get there in time for next season.

The Stanley Cup winning New York Rangers in 1994 got a parade. Nothing to rival Thursday's Knick parade. For the Rangers, the win snapped a 54-year hiatus between Stanley Cup Championships. Although the Rangers have made the final once since, in 2014, they are on a quest to equal the drought.

I remember watching the City Hall presentation when Mayor Rudy Giuliani, in his first term of office, just elected in January of that year, was the speechmaking mayor. Obviously, New York needs Mayoral turnover to win championships.

And I will never forget The New York State Assembly speaker, the now disgraced, convicted, jailed, and departed Sheldon Silver, who made a point of remembering how when he was growing up you could get into a Ranger game on the side balcony at the Old Garden on Eighth Avenue by showing your public high school GO (General Organization) card and paying 50¢. (True.) I remember saying to myself, Sheldon is still trying to get in for 50¢.

The 1994 parade was nothing like the Knick parade for parade-line viewers, or police presence. It was reported there were 10,000 of New York City's Finest assigned to parade duty to make sure there were no untoward celebrations, like smashing a CitiBike into a school bus, or setting it on fire, or trashing Bryant Park after a watch party. There are those who don't really know how to behave.. Celebrations seem to have grown in size, and trips are made to  the White House to meet the president. We are a country now armed with cell phone cameras and we want to use them.

It is certainly not reasonable to expect that the New York Mets will be providing a World Series win this year. The New York Yankees might, however. 

So, will a newly elected mayor get to present keys to the city to another wining team in his first year in office?

Stay tuned. Lots of people love a parade.

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