Monday, June 22, 2026

The Last Hurrah

Sometimes the more things change, the more they stay that way—changed.

The self-named Assembled now only has three breathing members. Johnny M. passed away last year on Belmont Day. Bobby G., who will be 90 in August, hates Aqueduct more than he likes racing. He passed on the last visit, holding about for Belmont in September or October.

Although Johnny M was 84 when he passed away—and there are those who will tell you he didn't get cheated—I was always projecting our relationship somehow continuing with me reading him the Racing Form in an assisted living setting. In my mind, he wasn't going to pass away. But life is not eternal; rest is.   

Thus, it was left to José and I to say good-bye. We are the babies of the group. José was there a little ahead of me, sitting where we usually rendezvous on the second floor, adjacent to the empty boxes. José is easy to spot, because who else at the track is sitting there handicapping while clutching 4 different colored highlighters marking up a Racing Form?

People will tell you they'll miss the place. No one who has any history with NYRA racing and Aqueduct over the last few decades will not miss what Aqueduct has become, a tiny refuge where the freely admitted patrons have been squeezed into a section of the first and second floors to take in the odors of smoking and marijuana outside. To say the place stinks, is to be literal. You can't look back nearly 60 years and expect nothing to change.

Yesterday was my final appearance at Aqueduct. There were actually people around José and I who spoke English. And believe it or not, someone brought a fucking, yapping Maltese dog they must have  smuggled in with a tote bag. There  is no visible security at Aqueduct other than a uniformed guy stationed at the foot of the escalator when you come in.

The dog eventually let out so much little dog yapping that some people started complaining. Someone was going to sing "Who Lets the Dogs Out?" Another was yelling the dog was interrupting their handicapping. Eventually, the dog and whoever brought it seemed to disappear. There was going to be an insurrection. The metaphor was complete. The place has gone to the dogs.

There is supposed to be no smoking, but that is only a sign, as the cigarette butts and smell attest to. The place is clean, the floors are polished, but a few seats still have seagull or pigeon poop residue on them. You would think they might clean that, but no, the seats (still free with backs) needed to be wiped clean.

Want to hear the call of the race? Well, tune into television. The audio is barely distinguishable. Unless you're watching through binoculars, or looking at the infield video board, you don't even know "they're off." It's almost funny tracking the race with binoculars and not hearing an announcer. The terrible audio is nothing new. It was like that last year.

But the sight lines at Aqueduct have long been the best in racing. At Belmont (at least the one they replaced) the stands were fully parallel to the track, creating  a tough view when they entered the stretch. Even the overly talkative wag Andy Serling has commented on the great sight lines. We'll see if the new Belmont took an improved sight line into consideration into the design. (Why do I doubt it?)

Nostalgia? Sure. Aqueduct is where I went some weekdays when I called in "sick." I remember one in particular, when the New York Rangers beat the Toronto Maple Leafs in overtime in Toronto on April 15,  1971 to advance to the next Stanley Cup round after a  goal by Bob Nevin in overtime. 

I watched the game art home, and was in such a celebratory mood after staying up drinking beer by myself, that I called in the next day and headed to the track. There I distinctly remember being on line to bet on the 4th floor and seeing a few guys from the New Haven Blades, a Ranger farm team, wearing their team jackets and displaying more than a few scars on their faces. The place was crowded.

Aqueduct is where my friend Dave and I were with our mentor, Les, "Mr. Pace" and saw Secretariat win his second race at 6f on July 15, 1972, ridden by a five-pound bug jockey Ben Feliciano. It was Feliciano's second time riding Secretariat, who finished out-of-money 4th in his first start—the only out-of-money finish in a 21 race career. Ron Turcotte rode Secretariat every race until his last race, a turf Invitational in Woodbine when he was ridden by Eddie Maple. Turcotte was under a suspension at the time.

Not having a car was no obstacle to getting to the track living in Flushing, On Main Street, in front of the St. George Episcopal church was a private bus company, Walter's Transit, that got you to Aqueduct or Belmont for maybe $1.50. Numerous bus companies from all over NYC transported people to the  tracks. The parking lot looked like the Port Authority.

There was the time Johnny M. and I were at the track on February 11, 1983, sucking down beers at the bar at Equestris, oblivious to the worsening conditions outside. A blizzard was in the making, and they closed the track and gave us rain checks for free admission next time. I saved the program and framed the 5th race entries—the race that was never run.

John and I were a little late getting down to the buses, and our Flushing bus was pulling out. The weather was brutal. Fourteen inches were eventually dumped in that storm. I remember running as hard as I could to catch up to the bus and pounded on the door to get the driver to stop. I really don't know what might have happened if we hadn't caught that bus.

We could of course started a journey on the subway. One of the charms of Aqueduct, being in Queens, and therefore NYC, is that you could get there by subway. Still can. The A train, the longest route in the system, would get you to a stop right outside the track.

When racing was actually attended by crowds, NYC Transit created the "Subway Special," a subway train that left a special portion of the Times Square station that, for $1.50 token— a special large token— that took you to the train making only one stop in downtown Brooklyn, at Hoyt-Schermerhorn Street.

NYC Transit used old, out of service cars. These cars went back to the 60s and before. They had ceiling fans and rattan seats. The conductor had to straddle between cars outside to open and close the doors. He did not operate from a small enclosure. When my friend Dave and I came down the stairs there was a huge metal horseshoe at the base that said "Good Luck." Guys would get on the train and start smoking, no less. There was a return trip Subway Special as well.

When the train reached Aqueduct, there is documentary-type film of the crowds leaving the train and going down the ramp to get to the track. If the train was late, or betting on the Daily Double was in jeopardy, guys would be flying off the ramp to get in and get their bets down. In that era, the ONLY exotic bet was a Daily Double—and only one Daily Double, not like the rolling Doubles of today and all the other horizontal bets there—and the opportunity to bet on it closed 10 minutes before the first race, which was 1:30. The track needed that ten minutes to process the bets.

The story at the time was someone joking that the mail trucks, UPS, and other commercial tracks left the parking lot when the drivers didn't hit the first race, and therefore weren't "live" for the double. Our friend Les purposely didn't get to the track until he was assured of missing the Double. He was always afraid of blowing the wad on missed double bets. The Daily Double was the first bet I made in 1968, and I hit it "cold," no crisscrossing. Tell me I wasn't hooked.

In 1977 my wife and I were in Toronto. Woodbine wasn't open, but Greenwood was. The track is now long gone, but an aspect of the track was that it was the last track serviced by a trolley. I remember seeing the trolley after we left. We had a driven there with a rental car.

I also distinctly remember looking at the infield board. In those days, race track infield boards displayed the amount of Win, Place and Show money bet on each entrant. I got the biggest kick out of noticing that minutes before post time there were still horses that had absolutely no money bet on them to show. 0 was posted by the bulb lite board.

There used to be a taboo against Sunday racing. In fact, there used to be a taboo against Sunday shopping. Hard to believe, but department stores in NYC were closed on Sundays. No racing either. This was the case even into the early 70s, which to me is really not that long ago, but surely predates the birth of others who now have their eyes on their 401-K retirement balances.

Delaware Park in Stanton, Delaware had no such restriction. There was Sunday racing. So, my wife and I and another couple took a trip there to play the races one Sunday. I doubt I even have a program, or a losing ticket as a souvenir, and I took no pictures, but the place was charming.

I have no memory of how I, or any of others did. I do remember the paddock area was a delight, with the jockeys in what I remember to be a sort of house with a porch where they got dressed. They would hang out on the porch waiting for the call to post. It was extremely colorful and I've always wanted to go back. Oddly enough, the couple we went with now have retired to another part of Delaware. But Delaware is not big, and a dovetailed trip is not logistically impossible.

I have no idea what is to become of the Aqueduct property. A good chunk of it went to building the casino that is Resorts World, and a huge Hyatt Regency hotel. The casino now has live dealer betting on crabs, roulette and blackjack.

The Aqueduct name and the surrounding access streets, North and South Conduit Avenues, get their names from the 18th-century when Brooklyn was its own city and water was brought in through that area of South Queens from wells in Nassau County to provide Brooklyn with water.

Maestro, a little history via ChatGPT.

In the 1800s, Brooklyn was still an independent city and developed its own water supply. Much of Brooklyn's water came from groundwater wells and ponds on what is now Long Island, especially in southeastern Queens and Nassau County.

A major source was the Jamaica Pond area and other groundwater-fed ponds and streams in Queens. Water was collected and moved westward through aqueducts and pumping systems across Queens into Brooklyn.

One important project was the Ridgewood Reservoir, built in the 1850s near the Brooklyn–Queens border. Water from wells and ponds in eastern Queens was pumped to Ridgewood Reservoir and then distributed throughout Brooklyn.

Did water travel through South Queens?

Yes. Water collected from eastern Queens and Long Island groundwater sources generally moved westward through parts of Queens before reaching reservoirs and distribution facilities serving Brooklyn. Areas that are now neighborhoods such as Jamaica, Woodhaven, Richmond Hill, and other parts of southern and central Queens were part of the route of the old Brooklyn Water Works system.

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Enough already. Say goodnight Gracie. How did you do?

I forgot how to use the voucher dispensing machine. I had to watch someone put their money in and get a voucher so I could get mine. I must admit, the 20 second wait for the voucher to appear after inserting three 20s into the companion machine's maw was an eternity. I'm not getting a voucher, right? No, it worked, and well, I was off to the races.

Now in the upper reaches of my 70s, I may have a few physical hurdles with my back, but the rest of me is fine. I enjoy handicapping and did yesterday's 10-race card over Friday and Saturday morning. Crunching numbers with my self-created handicapping tool is not really exciting. Each entrant gets assigned a number derived from the addition of 11 attributes from the past performances. It's homework. A 10-race card can take some time, even with shallow field sizes.

I once read that the irrepressible Irving Berlin, who lived to be 101, said he was chuffed when very late in life he found he could still write music when he added some numbers to a revival of his musical "Annie Get Your Gun" when he was in  the upper reaches of his 80s.

And luckily, the field sizes were not decimated by scratches. I look at the results in the New York Post to see which jockeys might be winning and what are the payouts.

When only one payout price is displayed, i know something went on with the field size. I look up the DRF chart to see what went on.

There was a race last week where only three horses left the starting gate, the field decimated by scratches. There was only win betting. Not that long ago there was a race where only two horses left the starting, an unintended match race. I'm waiting for only one to be left and it'll be a walkover. It's disappointing to see.

I did not hit the first two races with my usual mix of win and boxed exactas. But I did hit the third, fourth and fifth races with exacta and win bets and added nicely to my voucher.

Manny Franco won 4 races on the card, winning 2 more after getting dumped by Jack and Jim in the 5th race on the turf. Jack and Jim was not euthanized. No ambulances were required for either the Jockey or the horse. Manny makes hay when the Ortiz brothers choose to ride elsewhere. Oddly enough, there were no horses entered by Chad Brown on the card.

But after the fifth race, the Gods weren't smiling, and I finished the day still in the plus column, but not by much. I have no idea how José did. José might not know José did. Horseplayers will tell you they're "ahead," or will tell you they're "even,. or "up a bit," but they are an unaudited bunch, and are not using generally accepted accounting rules set by FASB. But just believe what they tell you. No one needs you poking your nose into it.

And what sendoff will NYRA be doing for its patrons when the place closes for good on with live racing on Sunday June 28. I'll tell you.

The indelible organization that is trumpeting "seats with a back" for the upcoming Belmont facility is offering a small jar of dirt from the track to the first 1,000 patrons who pay the $5 admission fee. Admission fee? Aqueduct hasn't had an admission fee for decades.

Here's the promo: The first 1,000 guests on Sunday, June 28 will receive an authentic container of Aqueduct track dirt. Free with paid admission, while supplies last. [Do they really think they'll run out?]

Due to capacity constraints, Farewell Aqueduct is a ticketed event; each $5 ticket includes a commemorative program. Ticket proceeds benefit the NYRA Foundation. [Whatever that is.]

Apparel and accessories featuring the Farewell Aqueduct logo will be available to shop throughout the weekend, with select styles available now in the online store. 

An art gallery by Henry Kornaros of Public Opinion will be on display featuring photographs of horses, people, and moments from Aqueduct.

I forwarded NYRA's email to Bobby G. who responded, "at least they've got a sense of humor."

Oh NYRA. How well you know your patrons.

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Monday, June 15, 2026

ChatGPT and KitKat Bars

Say what you will about AI and ChatGPT—whether it is really "artificial intelligence"—or not, it is informative. 

Interested in an update on the 400,000+ KitKat bars traveling by truck between Italy and Poland that were hijacked? Sure you are. Ask ChatGPT.

Question: Have the hijacked KitKat bars started appearing anywhere in the retail market?

As of the latest reports, there is no confirmed evidence that the stolen KitKat bars have turned up in regular retail stores. Nestlé said the truck carrying about 413,793 KitKat bars (roughly 12 tons) disappeared while traveling from Italy to Poland, and both the vehicle and cargo were still unaccounted for when the company issued its updates.

Nestlé warned that the bars could enter unofficial sales channels across Europe, which is why it created a batch-code tracking system to help identify products from the stolen shipment.

One interesting twist is that the stolen products were reportedly special Formula 1-themed KitKat bars, not the standard bars typically sold in U.S. stores. Some reports also stated that overall KitKat supply was not expected to be significantly affected.

So the answer right now is: no verified reports of the stolen bars appearing in legitimate stores, though authorities and Nestlé have been watching for them to surface in gray-market or unauthorized distribution channels.

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Amazingly, 400,000+ can go out of circulation and there is no European shortage of the crunchy chocolate bars. How long can they last in a warehouse, or truck, before they go bad? Halloween is a ways off.

By all accounts, the truck was being driven by a human, and was not an autonomous vehicle that I've been reading about.

In Arizona, Doritos apparently is shipping cargo using autonomous vehicles.  The Wall Street Journal  did a recent story on driverless vehicles. They are loaded with cameras and all kinds of tracking devices that keep the vehicles on course and within the speed limit. (How boring.)

The routes aren't long enough that the trucks stop at a rest area for a shower, a meal, or whatever. They go point to point and get unloaded by humans.

The Teamsters Union obviously is not happy about this, since drivers, if used at all, are reduced to cargo handlers, not skilled drivers. Pay will certainly be affected.

When I read the story, I wondered how much more susceptible to a hijacking—or not—do driverless vehicles present themselves?

Certainly a driverless vehicle can be convinced to come to a complete stop simply by stalling something in their path. All this would conceivably be recorded, but would the following events all make their way into the cloud, allowing a trail to follow? Systems can be hacked. "Oceans" whatever, anyone? Where's Danny?

ChatGPT: Have any driverless trucks been reported hijacked.

As of mid-2026, there have been no widely reported cases of a fully autonomous, driverless commercial truck being successfully hijacked and taken over by criminals while operating on public roads. Recent driverless truck deployments by companies such as Aurora and Bot Auto have attracted attention, but no public reports indicate that a driverless freight truck has been commandeered or stolen in operation. 

Just you wait. There is nothing that can't lead to something else. Anyone for a KitKat?


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Sunday, June 7, 2026

The Belmont Festival at Saratoga

Say what you will about NYRA—and I will be the first to say what I will about NYRA—they did put together a series of superior races to surround the 2026 Belmont Stakes at Saratoga. It was a horseplayer's trip to heaven.

The "festival" started Wednesday, with what looked like empty stands, no doubt because of the day of the week, and the huge expense of getting a seat with a back. NYRA loves to now hawk its seats "with backs," and make you pay through the nose for plopping your backside and back in one of them.

For a while now NYRA has been clustering its Grade 1 races to be run on the same day. It does create a great card and a handicapper's challenge. Saturday's Belmont card had 6 Grade 1s, 5 in a row, culminating with the Belmont Stakes. There was also a Grade III on the card.

All week long I liked Golden Tempo, and told anyone who asked—or even who didn't ask—that he was the one. All week long the analysts mentioned that Golden Tempo wasn't going to get the fast pace of the Derby to close into, and without it wasn't going to win. End of story.

To me, this was hollow. Races are rarely copies of races run before. They all have different dynamics because they all have a different combination of entrants. Sure Golden Temple wasn't going to get a fast pace—no one in the Belmont was going to get a fast pace—but that didn't mean that the horse and rider couldn't adapt to and make use of what was being dealt. And they did.

The horse already proved they could easily go 1¼ miles. The Bernardini mare and Curlin sire guaranteed ability for distance. The horse skipped the Preakness, so Golden Tempo had 5 weeks of rest. A nice time to recover from the Derby. The connections were still there: an up and coming competent trainer in Cherie DeVaux, and the jockey José Ortiz should discourage no one.

The fractions were pedestrian; the final time was a calendar, but they tell you time only counts in prison. Sure Golden Tempo was last throughout most of the race, but never far back. There was a rugby scrum of horses that hit the final turn and basically it was several horses' race. The chart caller has Golden Tempo, and the second place finisher Commandant, brushing more times than a house painter. But well inside the sixteenth pole Golden Tempo asserted themselves to win going away by 1­¼ lengths.­­

And there you now have more history. A female trainer winning two-thirds of the Triple Crown, overshadowing Cherie's win with Englishman in the Grade 1 Woody Stephens, a 5 length win in a blistering time of 1:202/5, set up by an ungodly 434/5 half.

Cherie's getting the horses now from big shot stables. And this is just the beginning. The former female body builder's frame is still evident under the sedate clothing of a trainer in the boxes at Saratoga. 

And NYRA will now gloat about the festival. It shows their hand for the future when the new Belmont opens in September and the Belmont Stakes will return to its home in 2027 to be run at its usual test of champions distance of 1½ miles

NYRA will package its admissions with the need to buy seats for multiple days in addition to the Belmont Stakes. These people won't show up for those preliminary dates, and the stands with seats "with backs" will be empty. There will continue to be an onerous General Admission fee of something at least equal to the $90 they got for this year's Belmont at Saratoga, up from the prior year's $75.

Thank god for Fox Sports and Rupert Murdoch. He loves racing as much as he loves women. Fox Sports assembles a terrific cast of analyst/personalities to bring the viewer racing.

It was great to hear the former jockey Richard Migliore tell of when he was born in 1964 that they had to run the Belmont at Aqueduct because they were then rebuilding the Belmont that reopened in 1968, the Belmont I first went to on Belmont Day in 1968.

NYRA can do all they want to attract a crowd, but it's not a gambling crowd. And its not a consistent crowd outside of the big day of the Belmont. All the guys holding beer cans and the ladies with short skirts and fascinator headgear do not add to the handle. The handle is coming in from the betting whales and the simulcasting computer assisted wagering. (CAW)

At 77, I'm not one for the crowds, or the expense of "being there." There is no Senior Citizen discount, so I'll wait for a quiet Saturday or Sunday to go to the new Belmont and hope to get in for an unexorbitant amount and maybe even get a seat with a back that doesn't set me back a sum so great there is nothing left to bet with.

I suspect NYRA still wants me to bet, right?

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Monday, May 25, 2026

Poetic Justice

This is one of those suddenly-I'm-coming-across-something-I-haven't-heard-of-things-recently-but now I'm-hearing-of-it-again-kind-of-things. Did I miss an opportunity to cash in on a prediction bet and then be able to pay off my credit cards? Oh dear.

Friday's Final Jeopardy clue came under the general heading of Literary Terminology. You immediately feel there's trouble ahead. Time to trim the bet?

And then there's the reveal. And it is a doozie. "17th Century Critic Thomas Rymer Coined This 2-Word Term, Instructing That A Work Should Uphold Moral Principles And See Vice Punished." Surely it is a heavily freighted 2-word term to be able to do all that. Did the framers of the Declaration of Independence borrow the term?

One contestant answered: "what is a morality play;" the other: "what is virtuous text." No to both.

The current champ, Chris D'Angelo, answered correctly with: "what is poetic justice." That propelled him to being a 3-day champion, with a total of  $53,600. Nice work. Enough about Chris. He'll be back  on Monday.

I love Carl Hiaasen books. I even read the books for young adults. Florida might have hurricanes and oppressive heat, but Carl seems to  have fun. I bet his air conditioning works just fine.

His protagonists are always fighting the rapacious developers and polluters who are spoiling and fouling Carl's beloved native state. The latest Hiaasen book I just finished reading is "Flush," a YA book about the hard working Underwood family living on one of the Keys, who in their own ways are fighting the fight against a casino boat operator who pumps raw sewage into the bay every night rather than dispose of it legally into a designated holding tank, which of course will cost Dusty Muleman money. And when you're making money hand over fist, the last thing you want to do is make less of it by adhering to the law.

Paine Underwood become so incensed at the dumping and the subsequent spoiling of a local beach his kids use that he gets on board the Coral Queen one night and literally pulls the plug, sinking the boat into several feet of water.

Paine is arrested and starts doing jail time. He won't even consent to being bailed out by his wife Donna, and his kids Noah and Abbey, leaving them to have to visit him in the detention center. Paine is one stubborn, proud Floridian.

The casino boat can be raised, cleaned up, and is soon back in business while Paine fumes in jail. Along the way to the finale, Paine's father, Granpa Bobby, appears after disappearing in South America for 10 years evading some unsavory characters who have stolen his boat. Until now he's been presumed dead by the family. If there's one thing everyone in Florida has other than a tan, it is a boat, big or small. Something that floats. Most of the time.

The story is not crowded with so many characters that you can't follow along. There is of course the unmarried couple who live in a trailer, Shelly Muleman and Lice Peeking. If you're in Florida, everyone knows someone who lives in a trailer.

Shelly emerges as a bit of a heroine in the effort to bring Dusty and his law-breaking habit to justice. Noah and Abbey are two kids on bikes who manage to evade getting shot by a thug on the casino boat with a flare gun, who are later rescued by dad and Grandpa Bobby.

I finished reading the book on Friday night, after of course hearing the answer to the Final Jeopardy clue, "poetic justice."

"Flush" of course has a satisfying ending. Dusty Muleman's intelligently challenged son, Jasper,  accidently causes a fire on the boat and the boat is totaled, a blackened hulk lying in three sections in 22 feet of water. Goodbye Coral Queen, this time for good.

On the next to last page of the book, Paine says, "it's poetry."

"More like poetic justice," says Mom, who of course knows best.

Oh, the prediction bet I could have made.

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Wednesday, May 6, 2026

Shots

There are many hackneyed, cliché phrases. "Iconic" is one of the fairly recent, massively overused ones to denote something priceless, historic, popular...what? I can only think of icons in a Greek church, and I don't think they're talking about that.

The entertainment reporters will tell you a song, video, deal, movie, even a book, has just been "dropped." By this they of course mean released, but they can't just sat say that anymore. "It's been dropped." "It's being dropped." Okay. Will be available before it breaks?

Print, TV, and radio reports will usually tell us, "shots rang out." Shots are forever "ringing out." Would you select "shots" as your ring tone for your phone? Well, maybe a few of you might. Do shots really sound like bells?

And if the sun is out, the shots are ringing out in "broad daylight." Daylight is forever "broad." The intimation is that shots have intruded on a time when no one should be shot—daylight. The temerity of whoever pulled the trigger and disturbed daylight. They should be shot.

Of course the sun may have set, and it's nighttime. Then the shots rang out in the "dead of night." This of course means when everyone else is asleep, a shooter pulled a trigger and shot someone else who also wasn't asleep at an un-Godly hour, like in the "wee small hours of the morning."  Some people have no consideration of others. The noise, the sirens.

Pictured above is Ambrose Bierce, a 19rh-century journalist, writer of some renown who railed against clichés. I think there was a book in which he compiled these hackneyed figures of speech. I don't think it was "The Devil's Dictionary," a now somewhat hard to read compilation of Bierce's definitions for professions, and words. Example: Dentist, n. A prestidigitator who, putting metal in your mouth, pulls coins out of your pocket.

ChatGpt, tells us Mr. Bierce did, like myself, have something to say about shots "ringing out."

Ambrose Bierce had a sharp, almost sarcastic take on clichés in writing—especially in his column “The Passing Show.” He mocked the overused phrase “shots rang out” by pointing out that shots don’t actually ring; they bang, crack, or explode.

His point wasn’t just literal—it was stylistic. He was criticizing lazy, formulaic language that writers fall back on instead of describing things vividly or accurately. Bierce preferred precise, concrete wording over worn-out expressions that had lost their meaning through repetition.

In essence, his jab at “shots rang out” was a reminder: don’t rely on stock phrases—write what actually happens in a way that feels real and fresh.

Newscaster all lead into the weather report by telling us that so-and-so will now, "time it all out for us." What's wrong with "what's in store for us."

Are we getting hourly-minute-by-minute-second-by-second accuracy as to when things are going to happen? They do tells us when certain weather patterns will emerge. But there is no stopwatch accuracy when things are going to happen.

Back to the entertainment people. They will describe a resurrection of an old song, TV series, movie, theme of some sort that is going to be revived as "a re-boot."

The computer people, a long time ago now, told us to "re-boot" the computer when it stopped doing what we wanted. Try again. Metaphorically, you're giving it a kick, "a re-boot" to try again and the next time hope to get it right without consciously changing anything. Einstein's definition of insanity. We've been living with it a long time now.

To the entertainment reporters, the re-boot is like the computer: someone is going to try again with what's already been tried, but they're going to do it slightly different. Stay tuned for it.

Ambrose Bierce at this point is just another dead white guy from the 19th century who never got an award named after him, like "The Mark Twain Award." or the "Pulitzer Prize."

There is no journalistic award for witty commentary, despite there being plenty of potential nominees. Humor is serious stuff too.

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Friday, May 1, 2026

Après Jamie Ding

Jeopardy fans are just going to have to get used to not having Jamie Ding around when the show opens and the champion is introduced by Ken Jennings.  It's a merry-go-round.

Greg Shahade lasted two more games after knocking Jamie Ding off on Monday. Three-day champions are rare too. Not as rare as 31-day champs, but still admirable.

I think the woman who bumped off James Holzhauer lasted one game, losing her first defense of the title. This happens a good deal in horse racing. A horse breaks its maiden, racing with other non-winners, only to never win again. Very few race horses get to string together Cigar's and Citation's 16 straight victories. Every competition has its streaks.

Kate Brody, pictured, a novelist from Los Angeles, beat Greg Shahade and provided perhaps the most non-sensical answer to the final Jeopardy clue, a relatively difficult one at that, that turned into a "triple stumper." (I think the writer of such clues should get bonuses.)

Remember, the bets are made before the details of the clue are revealed. Thursday's category was Sports and the Movies.

Greg had $13,200, Derek, no factor with $1,400, and Kate with a leading $22,000. No mathematical winners here.

Kate made the correct defensive bet that anticipated Derek going for double his winnings which would put him at $26,000 if correct. Kate wagered $4,401 which would leave her with a dollar more than Greg if both are right. Greg bet $10,000.

The clue: "In 2026 a New Year's Day college football game featured these 2 team names that are both Gene Hackman movie titles."

Derek answers "What is Hoosiers and Rams." No
Greg answers "What is Crimson Tide and Fighting Irish." No
Kate answers "What is Patriots and Jets." Oh boy. No.

As non-sensical as Kate's answer is, she can be forgiven. She has the look of a librarian with horn rimmed glasses, or the novelist that she is, and certainly may not be up on football team names. But to include two professional teams when college names are called for, puts her in a really ignorant sports light. 

Hoosiers and Crimson Tide are the teams. No problem. She wins, and will be back for Friday's match as the champion.

Kate will easily ace the inevitable Charlotte and Emily Brontë, Charles Dickens, and Jane Austen clues.  She is after all a writer. The Jeopardy clue writers love to show off how well read they are. But Sports will be her Achilles heel. Her field of vision is not flooded with commercials for Chevy and Ford trucks.

Everyone like to make predictions. And you can even bet on them these days. But my prediction that Kate won't get to 5 games will not be taken on the prediction platforms. I could have inside information from the taping that was likely a month ago, (I don't have such information.)

But stay tuned. It's been quite a week, and it's not over yet.

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Wednesday, April 29, 2026

The End of Jamie

We all knew it would eventually happen. Multi-day, multi-month Jeopardy champion Jamie Ding has been defeated, but not before prevailing in 31 games and winning nearly $900,000. Not bad for swallowing an atlas at six years old.

Jamie didn't get any of the Daily Doubles on Monday's, April 27th telecast. And by that I mean he didn't land on them. His opponent, in the No. 3 slot, was Greg Shahade. Greg is introduced as an International Master chess player. His wife has twice been a U.S. chess champion.

Greg is a somewhat odd looking guy with very odd mannerisms. He is decidedly near-sighted and has to push his head forward and squint to read the clues. If people didn't like Mattea Roche for her waving hands, this guy bobs and weaves and grabs the podium. He's even flat stuck out his tongue contemplating an answer. He's full of tics. Time will tell how often we keep seeing him.

But I guess all's fair in Jeopardy, despite what could be suspicions as to who gets the Daily Double selections. You still have to answer correctly, and still have to bet the right amount, so I'm sure there's no shenanigans behind the board.

Greg started out like a house on fire, and was quickly pouring gravel on Jamie's head. Greg landed on all three Daily Doubles and quickly pulled away from Jamie when he went all in and doubled his score.

Eventually, despite Jamie answering correctly, his goose was cooked, when going into Final Jeopardy. Jamie had less than half Greg's total. The mathematical elimination before the clue is even read.

Jamie went out with class, writing TTFN, Textspeak for Ta-ta for now. Ken Jennings of course knew what it meant.

Jamie's in the NYT and the WSJ with stories and interviews on his run. Thirty-one wins remarkably only leaves him in 5th place overall for wins. 

Ahead of Jamie is James Holzhauer with 32; Matt Amodio with 38; Amy Schneider with 40; and all-time No. 1, Ken Jennings, with 74 wins in 2004. It is hard to repeat even with a second win, let alone start stringing them out so that you need to bring lots of a change of clothes to the tapings.

Is Ken's 74 equal to Joe DiMaggio's consecutive hitting streak of 56 games? Looks that way so far. After Trebek's death, Ken had to assume the role as host.

Greg Shahade won game No. 2 on Tuesday night. I have to say, he's not easy to watch. His body movements have at least me (and maybe others) rooting against him. 

Time will tell if Greg has to bring better clothes to the tapings and has to get rid of his Richard Nixon 5 o'clock shadow.

Stay tuned.

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