Saturday, June 27, 2026

Death Valley

Inspiration has been a bit slow coming to me so far this year. I guess notable deaths featured in tribute obituaries have not inspired. But, there can be Jeopardy, especially when you get a double-digit day champion. The quiz heads are tunning in daily.

As anyone who might be watching the game show, or have been one of the few who actually read what I write, you will know that Alan Remsen from Memphis Tennessee has reached the 10-game plateau.

Adam Remsen, however, is headed into Death Valley where 10+ game winners go to die. Nearly 40% of Jeopardy champions who have reached a 10-game streak have been knocked out by their 20th game. Of course that means that 60% have gone on to prevail past 20 games.

However, he has cleared the 10-game hump, which like a mortality table, assigns you a better probability of reaching the next age once you've reached the one you're currently in.

Being out in California and extending his winning streak, Adam likely has had to go shopping for clothes. Once you've been selected to appear as a contestant, the Jeopardy producers tell you to bring a change of change in case you advance to what will be a totally new day to the viewing audience, but will really be another game held on the same day. They tape a week's worth of shows games in one swoop. It's got to be a bit intense for those who advance.

Adam looked especially dapper for his 10th game. He may have gone shopping.

Viewers have wondered if Adam Remsen's green shirt on Jeopardy June 25, 2026, was a homage to his pet turtle. Proving, there is nothing that can't be speculated on.

ChatGPT:

There is no public evidence that Adam Remsen's green tortoise-pattern shirt on the June 25, 2026, episode of Jeopardy! was intended as a homage to his pet turtle.

Viewers noticed the distinctive green shirt with its turtle-shell-like pattern, and some fans have speculated that it might have been a nod to his pet turtle. However, I could not find any interview, social media post, or statement from Remsen or the show confirming that interpretation.

So the most accurate answer is:

  • It may have resembled a turtle shell, which naturally led to the speculation.
  • There is no confirmed connection between the shirt and his pet turtle.

If Remsen comments about it in a post-game interview or on social media, that would settle the question, but as of today no such confirmation has been made public.

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It might take owning a turtle for a pet to be a contestant as accomplished as Adam Remsen.

I would guess Polymarket is not taking wagers on Adam, since these games were taped more than a month ago. Someone knows the result. Certainly Adam.  A shame. Another thing you could bet on.

Talk to me ChapGPT:

What percentage of multi-game Jeopardy winners lose after their 10th game and before their 20thIf you mean contestants who reached at least 10 consecutive wins, the answer is:

  • About 36% have lost after winning their 10th game but before reaching 20 wins.

Here's the breakdown through June 2026:

Final streakNumber of champions
Exactly 10 wins5
11–19 wins8
20+ wins8
Total 10+ game champions21

Those who lost after their 10th game but before their 20th are the 11–19 win champions:

  • 11 wins: 2
  • 12 wins: 2
  • 13 wins: 1
  • 16 wins: 1
  • 19 wins: 2

Total = 8 champions.

So the percentage is:

  • 8 ÷ 21 ≈ 38.1%

If instead you include the five contestants who lost in their 10th game as "after reaching 10 wins" (i.e., they had already become 10-game champions), then:

  • Lost in 10th–19th games: 13 of 21
  • 13 ÷ 21 ≈ 61.9%

The distinction is whether "after their 10th game" means:

  • Strictly after winning Game 10 (Games 11–19): 38.1%, or
  • Any loss before reaching 20 wins, including a loss in Game 10: 61.9%.

If your intent was "champions who won their 10th game and then eventually lost before winning their 20th," the correct figure is 38.1%

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It doesn't really matter to me if this is really AI or not. It is amazing. I don't know who I've thrown out of work popularizing ChatGPT, but it is fucking amazing. As for myself, a former fraud detection specialist for health insurers, I wonder if I was still working and not enjoying retirement at 77, if I'd still have a job. Right now it doesn't matter.

You might think I've got nothing else to do. But that's not true. Okay, 7:00 in New York is Jeopardy, followed not by Wheel of Fortune, but dinner. FIFA World Cup soccer fills the day, as does thoroughbred racing. The Mets aren't worth being tuned in under any circumstances. So, we follow multi-day champions to see if anyone will be the next Jamie Ding, or James Holzhauer, and the Yankees, who have the best chance of giving NYC another parade.

I know not tonight's result. It's in the can, so it can't be bet on with Polymarket, but here is what Adam, and the two others will have to get past if they have any chance of either keeping the first podium position, or ascending into it.

U.S. Landmarks 

Norwegian Arne Peterssen [double s] was the last person to pass through this location, which was then closed in 1954.

I will admit I didn't know the answer. My lame New Yorker guess was the Statue of Liberty's torch. That is not as lame as some might think, however. I distinctly remember that as a kid, although I never visited what was then called Bedloe's Island, the torch was once upon a time accessible. Turns out that stopped in 1916. (I do not remember 1916. That was the year after my father was born.)

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Yes. People still go inside the Statue of Liberty, but access depends on which part you want to visit:

  • Pedestal: Open to visitors with a pedestal ticket.
  • Crown: Also open, but you need a special crown ticket. Only a limited number are available each day, so they often sell out months in advance. Visitors climb 162 narrow steps from the top of the pedestal to reach the crown—there's no elevator for that section.
  • Torch: The torch has been closed to the public since 1916 after the Black Tom explosion damaged the monument. It has never reopened for public access.
1916. People have been trying to blow stuff up  for years. 

1916 – The Black Tom explosion: German agents sabotaged a nearby munitions depot on Black Tom Island during World War I. The explosion damaged the Statue of Liberty, particularly the torch, but the monument itself was not the intended target.

Black Tom Island?  A small island off the Jersey coast near Jersey City. The Statue of Liberty is in New Jersey waters, and remained lite when there were New York City blackouts.

Okay Adam. Do you know the answer? Do any of the others know the answer?

Oh boy. They sure did. All three of them.

Adam is again resplendent in his green shirt, game 10, sartorial splendor. This owes to the fact that they tape multiple games on the same day.  The taping is on Tuesdays and Wednesdays, five shows each day; three in the morning, two after lunch. It's got to be arduous for those that advance.

Adam's opponents are Kristin Warner, attorney from Fairport, NY; Clay Stallworth, pediatrician from August, Georgia.

Adam plowed through these two like tanks headed to Poland. They never stood a chance. Adam enters Final with $38,000; Karin with $9,200; Clay with $8,200. The fat lady is expected to sing.

Bets? It doesn't matter, only that Adam bets $12,000. The answer that all got? Ellis Island.

Why I didn't think of that is beyond me. I knew the Statue of Liberty torch would be wrong, but I didn't pick up on a key part of the clue: "pass through." Knowing the year would have helped too. Immigrants "passed through" Ellis Island, which if you really know New York was added to by landfill from digging out the subways, much like Battery Park City was created by building the original twin towers of the World Trade Center.

Ellis Island is what my father's parents passed through at the turn of the 19th century.

What is it about immortalizing someone's name with an event? There's the urban legend that in 1886 Steve Brodie lumped off the Brooklyn Bridge and survived. It's an unproven event, and now best remembered as too good not to be true.

Ellis was added to with landfill from subway excavations. Prior to Ellis, it was known as Gibbet Island, and was where they hung a few pirates in the 18th century.

Adam's $12,000 bet is added to his game earnings, making an even $50,000 to his accumulated $228,806, brining his total to $278,806.

Ken ha told us that he asked  Adam what he was going to spend his money on, and Adam said he'd like to take his wife and son to Japan, a place he's already visited. (My father visited Japan, but it was 1945 and he was in an Army uniform.)

With Adam's U.S. game show notoriety building, he might meet the Emperor. 

And what did Adam (Donald Rumsfeld) look like on winning his 11th game?

Adam, U D 1 so far.

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Friday, June 26, 2026

If You Know, You know

Is this the end of Adam Remsen on the Alex Trebek Stage at Sony Pictures Studio? Adam finally met two opponents who nearly outplayed him. It was almost a shootout. It was entertaining.


Adam Remsen, as the Jeopardy world knows, was going for a win in his 10th consecutive game. He's already on the Tournament of Champions invite list, so this is for more money and more bragging rights.

Adam's two opponents were nipping at his heels all night. Usually, one of the contestants is a weak, inaccurate responder who quickly goes in the red, and sometimes can't even climb out for Final Jeopardy.

Not last night. Adam has met the enemy in Kate Raven and Derek Lombardi. No pushover, tomato cans here. These people were capable of the win. 

Adam is sitting at $10,600, but the heat is on. The correct answers are flying in to the left of him. His plane is taking heavy flak. He lands on Double Jeopardy, Daily Double, in the "3.3" Category: Two words that were exactly three letters long.

Is this the end of Adam? He's getting thrown out of the Garden of Game Show money? Adam ponders. Really thinks. Ken nudges Adam before time runs out. 

This Latin abbreviation appears in the line of presidential succession.

Oh shit! Adam has gone all in. Ken Jennings is surprised. The audience gasps. I'm agog. Adam doesn't usually go for the jugular. Game on.

Adam ponders. Adam? "Pro tem" Are you shitting me? Adam goes to $21,200 and starts to look like Arazi in a Breeders' Cup race in the 1991 Juvenile race. He's made a move that will bury the opposition.

Well, no. The game's not over, and the others are popping right answers like popcorn. The dust settles, and Adam goes into Final with $20,800; Kate with $13,600; Derek with $18,000. No runaway here. No forgone conclusion.

The category: Partnerships

After measuring the transit of Venus in 1761, this pair of astronomers was recommended by the Royal Society for a job in America.

Oh boy. Will this be a triple stumper? Kate has gone all in, as has Derek. Adam uses the "Alex Gambit" and bets $15,201, sufficient to win by $1 if Derek gets it right with an anticipated doubling bet, and Adam gets it right.  

Kate has no answer. Goes to $0. Adam offers a $15,201 wager, and Derek offers $7,500, probably thinking Adam will use the "Alex Gambit" get it wrong, and be left with less than what Derek has with a correct answer.

Derek's answer? Adler and Hayden. Who? No, not right. They are names of the two famous planetariums in the U.S. A very good stab at answer.

Adam? He is seen writing his answer quickly. This is a sign of confidence. "Mason, Dixon." Yes.

Mason, Dixon? You mean the fellows who mapped the United States and drew a line as to which states north of it would be slave free states, and which states to the south of it would be slave states? Yep, those two. They were Brits? Yes.

Wikipedia tells us what we didn't learn in school:

Charles Mason and Jeremiah Dixon were 18th-century English scientists who famously surveyed the Mason–Dixon line between 1763 and 1767.
🔭 The Men Behind the Line
  • Charles Mason (1728–1786) was an English astronomer who worked at the Royal Observatory at Greenwich.
  • Jeremiah Dixon (1733–1779) was a renowned English land surveyor and fellow astronomer.
  • Before their American expedition, they worked as a team for England's Royal Society, traveling as far as the Cape of Good Hope to observe the transit of Venus. [1, 2, 3, 4, 5]
Who knows this stuff to write clues like that?. And who knows the answer? Adam.

The show ends with Adam smiling his Cheshire Rumsfeld smile as if we just landed troops in Iraq.

Tonight's Final Jeopardy clue: U.S. Landmarks

Norwegian Arne Peterssen was the last to pass through this location, which was then officially closed in 1954.

Adam?

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Thursday, June 25, 2026

The Living Tribute

William McDonald has retired as the obituary editor of the New York Times after 20 years on the job. Obviously, he can't take it anymore. (A joke.)

In yesterday's print edition on Page 2 where the editors of the Times like to crow about something they've done, some journalistic feat they've accomplished, there is a piece by Bill McDonald, about Bill McDonald. What are the chances of that?

Bill salts in a few details of his personal life, like how he is now 71 years old. But he mainly discusses how it seems to be a status symbol to have gotten an obit in the Times.

Bill describes a New Yorker cartoon that doesn't appear in the print edition, but is in the online edition, of someone being introduced at a cocktail party, with the implied intimation that he's famous enough that you will soon be reading his obituary. (He's old, get it?) Typical New Yorker humor. But it does say a lot.

People want a New York Times obituary about themselves. Bill describes the various means people have lobbied themselves to be so duly noted. Some have hired publicists to package the words to use. Bill has explained before, and does again, that the so-called tribute obit is meant to be on a subject whose passing is newsworthy, not just on someone who has stopped breathing. That's going to happen no matter what.

The caption to the above photo of Bill is from the 2016 film on the Times, "Obit," and the obit writers and the process. I saw the film, and it's hard to believe it was 10 years ago. A good number of the writers in the film have themselves retired or left the paper.

But while obit writing might have once been purgatory for misbehaving journalists, it is now a plum position that will result in sometimes multiple bylines on the same day. No one produces more words on the paper than the obit writers. To me, it is somewhat astonishing what they have uncovered about someone and the context of their times.

The obit in its art form today is newsworthy and highly informative of a person's life and the context of  the times they lived through. I have saved a person's obit just because it contains a perfect summary of say the 60s, 70s, even the 50s, eras, that at 77-years old I'm quite familiar with and appreciate the reminders of what things were like.

Marilyn Johnson's seminal book The Dead Beat, Lost Souls and Lucky Stiffs and the Perverse Pleasures of Obituaries was published in 2006, another hard to believe elapsed time.

Ms. Johnson, then an obit writer herself, interviews various writers of the form and notes how it has gone from dry as toast prose to a story that is celebratory of one's life. A short story almost. The NYT obit editor at the Times then was Charles Strum.

A prior editor, Alden Whitman, was a character in himself, and when he passed away in1990 he merited a lively obit in the paper. (Not bylined.) No better sendoff was written than that by Gay Talese whose piece was titled, Mr. Bad News, and mentioned that Alden's wardrobe included an opera-style cape as part of his wardrobe.  

Mr. Whitman wrote the obit for Robert Oppenheimer, who passed away in 1967, and it's clear from the lede that is repeated in Whitman's own obituary, that he was a force in raising the obit's art form. 

There is no better example of how obituaries are being viewed than to see in today's Wall Street Journal a full page! tribute for William R. Berkley, 1945-2026, not as part of anything the paper is presenting, but a privately paid notice about Mr. Berkley.

The obit just underlines what Mr. McDonald is saying in his piece about the effort to cement immortality. 

I wonder if the family and business associates of Mr. Berkley flooded Bill's inbox trying to snare a tribute obit, but of course didn't pass the bar as a newsworthy obit. Mr. Berkley passed away June 9, 2026. The full page must have cost a small fortune.

And this is not a one off. A full page, self-promoted obit is a bit of an outlier, but anyone who really dives into a print editions of the New York Times, or even the Wall Street Journal, is familiar with seeing paid notices, with a photo and lots of text praising the subject's life and achievements.

I never met Mr. McDonald, but over the years we have traded a few emails and Tweets. There was one exchange in particular, probably Tweets that I can't retrieve, where I might have commented on the fact that he wrote the bylined obit for Joan Joyce, a softball pitcher extraordinaire who passed away in 2022.

Bill's name has not been on many bylines. He would write the recap at the end of the year of the lives that passed away. I distinctly remember commenting to him about his personal sendoff. He replied that as a boy he saw Joan pitch in an exhibition, or in a game, in Bridgeport, where he grew up.

With a name like McDonald, and his Irish-American looks, I theorized he grew up going to Catholic school and played basketball. He confirmed he had a decent jump shot.

On Bill's watch more obits have hit the front page than ever before. And not shy about getting two obits, side-by-side on the front page. This just happened with the passing of Clive Davis and Alan Greenspan. Both were below the fold, leading to what I describe as 19-gun salutes. Above the fold is a 21-gun salute. It does happen.

Bill' replacement? Likely Adam Bernstein, poached from the Washington Post in July 2025 where Adam was the obit editor and carried on the new tradition of getting the most there is about a person in the obit. An example of Adam's style is offered that the great movie director Billy Wilder wooed his future wife "promising to worship the ground she walked on, only if she moved to a better neighborhood."

When I read yesterday that Bill was retiring, I Tweeted (X'ed?) him good luck and mentioned that behind his back someone is already writing the advance obit on him.

Although Bill fairly resisted using anyone's unsolicited hagiographies of themselves, I think he's a clever man and has dropped some bread crumbs

He's not going to be forgotten.

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Adam Takes the Stage

For anyone who follows Jeopardy—and there are plenty who do—you will already know that there is a potential long-term champion occupying the Alex Trebek Stage at Sony Pictures Studio, Adam Remsen.

Adam has survived 9 days of competition, some runaways, some down to Final. He has accumulated $192,805 in money and has the look and the making of a long-haul champion.

Adam is a lawyer and a theater producer from Memphis, Tennessee, who, to me, bears an uncanny resemblance to Donald Rumsfeld, the former Secretary of Defense and originator of the best philosophical twist of logic involving knowns and unknowns.

Adam has admitted to Ken Jennings he has never missed watching an episode of Jeopardy for 15 years! Talk about training and waiting for a call to the big leagues.

Like anyone who gets to keep the position at the first podium, Adam has answered some clues that leave me shaking my head, Who the hell could know that? He starts off slow, sometimes in the red, but buzzes in so fast he gets on a roll, that by the break he is spading dirt and burying the opponents. Few seem to even be in his league. A few Daily Doubles here and there, but never outright gambles, sweeten his pot. But he misses as well, but sustains no significant damage.

Jeopardy clue writers love burying anything in a twisted clue involving opera, astronomy, the Bible, or Greek mythology. If ever I needed to study for an appearance (never happening) I would try and bone up on those categories.

I always see if I know the answer to the daily Final clue that the NYT puts in its Arts Section. The clue for yesterday's match went:

OPERA CHARACTERS

Her aria "un del di vendremo" says "one fine day we will see...a strand of smoke over the far horizon...& then the ship appears"

The middle contestant was not around for Final Jeopardy due to finishing in the red. She was flanked by two high-powdered buzzer beaters with the right answers.. The remaining contestant, Wayne Kobylinski, has $12,200 to Adam's $24,000, Not a runaway for Adam. 

I'm sure in simulated games the potential contestants play they are schooled in the tactic of expecting their opponent(s) to wager double their score anticipating that the leader will trip on the Final clue and go down. The doubling contestant will then, if correct, have more money than the leader's final score.

Thus, Adam bets $1,401 to Wayne's all in $12,200. Even if Wayne is correct, his total won't exceed Adam's if Adam also gets it right. And Adam's right answer will add enough money to beat Wayne's final score by a dollar. In chess there is the Queen's Gambit. This one needs a name of some kind. The "Alex Gambit?"

Wayne blanks out and rushes an answer, "Aida" that he's sure is wrong. It is.

Theater impresario Adam answers "Cio-Cio-San" Correct, Adam is now a 9-day champion.

Jennings smile warmly and tells the audience it's from Madame Butterfly.

Piece of cake for the theater guy. He even spells it correctly.

Oscar Hammerstein II being brought up by his operatic father, turned Madam Butterfly into "South Pacific."

Adam's game has the distinction of finishing with 11 Triple Stumpers. I always wonder if the writers of the clues get a bonus if they craft an unanswerable clue. Some of them are really out there.

Okay, double digit streak for Adam? He's already earned a seat in the Tournament of Champions by virtue of the 5th win.

I have no data on this, but I suspect the streaks between 10 and 20 get busted often. Ten is like making full Colonel, but never making Brigadier General.

Today's clue? Another well worn category, Astronomy, hidden under the category "Partnerships."

After measuring the transit of Venue in 1761, this pair of astronomers was recommended by the Royal Society for a job in America.

You've got that one on the tip of your tongue, right? Everyone can name two astronomers who came to America and formed a partnership. Yeah, sure. Another reason I'll never be a contestant.

Probably not you either.

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Monday, June 22, 2026

Ticker Tape Parades

Thursday was the ticker tape parade to celebrate the New York Knicks winning the NBA championship after a 53 year hiatus. If Mayor Mamdani could have predicted the Knicks would win during his first year in office, then he should have run and won sooner. People qualified for Social Security or burial benefits waiting for the Knicks to win a championship.

I am not a basketball fan. I don't think I've ever been to as many 5 Knick games. I once had tickets in 1965 for a game at he Old Garden. In those days, they played a double bill with a high school basketball game from a New York, or New Jersey Catholic or Public high school, or something else preceding the Knick game. (Only boys in that era.) The something else for the game I would have seen would have been a performance by the Fabulous Magicians, a Harlem Globetrotter-type gaggle of players showing off trick shots and other and silliness.

My ticket became worthless when New York City suffered the first of its three city-wide blackouts that November evening. I save things, but apparently not that ticket. I have no idea if there might have been a refund, or a rain check. I never checked.

I once saved a ball of shredded paper from a Yankees' parade when we were in the Trade Center. The souvenir was lost in 9/11. I've always wondered if my father, who was 12 at the time, got off school for Lindbergh's parade in 1927. Among the many things I never asked him.

There are all sorts of occasions ticker tape parades have been held. Of course, now there is no ticker tape, and the office windows don't open. There is still a massive cleanup effort afterwards.

The sidewalk in Lower Broadway has brass plaques embedded in the pavement to show when there wee ticker tape parades.

For the Knicks, it was a 53-year hiatus between championships. I remember the prior two in 1969 and 1973. I don't think they had a parade for either of those two championships.

A parade is not a guarantee for a winning team. When the New York Giants won their first Super Bowl in 1987, grumpy Mayor Koch wouldn't sanction a parade. The team celebrated by holding a parade around what was then Giants Stadium in Rutherford, New Jersey. Fairly comical. Nothing like a ticker tape parade.

When the moon-landing astronauts in 1969 were honored, the procession came up Park Avenue past our 33rd Street office on their way to the U.N. The moon landing was a big deal then, and astronauts were celebrities. I remember looking out of our 2nd floor windows at 2 Park Avenue to watch them wave from the back of a car.

No huge trucks teeming with players and media. The Knick parade proceeded so slowly toward City Hall it was thought that maybe it wouldn't get there in time for next season.

The Stanley Cup winning New York Rangers in 1994 got a parade. Nothing to rival Thursday's Knick parade. For the Rangers, the win snapped a 54-year hiatus between Stanley Cup Championships. Although the Rangers have made the final once since, in 2014, they are on a quest to equal the drought.

I remember watching the City Hall presentation when Mayor Rudy Giuliani, in his first term of office, just elected in January of that year, was the speechmaking mayor. Obviously, New York needs Mayoral turnover to win championships.

And I will never forget The New York State Assembly speaker, the now disgraced, convicted, jailed, and departed Sheldon Silver, who made a point of remembering how when he was growing up you could get into a Ranger game on the side balcony at the Old Garden on Eighth Avenue by showing your public high school GO (General Organization) card and paying 50¢. (True.) I remember saying to myself, Sheldon is still trying to get in for 50¢.

The 1994 parade was nothing like the Knick parade for parade-line viewers, or police presence. It was reported there were 10,000 of New York City's Finest assigned to parade duty to make sure there were no untoward celebrations, like smashing a CitiBike into a school bus, or setting it on fire, or trashing Bryant Park after a watch party. There are those who don't really know how to behave.. Celebrations seem to have grown in size, and trips are made to  the White House to meet the president. We are a country now armed with cell phone cameras and we want to use them.

It is certainly not reasonable to expect that the New York Mets will be providing a World Series win this year. The New York Yankees might, however. 

So, will a newly elected mayor get to present keys to the city to another wining team in his first year in office?

Stay tuned. Lots of people love a parade.

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The Last Hurrah

Sometimes the more things change, the more they stay that way—changed.

The self-named Assembled now only has three breathing members. Johnny M. passed away last year on Belmont Day. Bobby G., who will be 90 in August, hates Aqueduct more than he likes racing. He passed on the last visit, holding about for Belmont in September or October.

Although Johnny M was 84 when he passed away—and there are those who will tell you he didn't get cheated—I was always projecting our relationship somehow continuing with me reading him the Racing Form in an assisted living setting. In my mind, he wasn't going to pass away. But life is not eternal; rest is.   

Thus, it was left to José and I to say good-bye. We are the babies of the group. José was there a little ahead of me, sitting where we usually rendezvous on the second floor, adjacent to the empty boxes. José is easy to spot, because who else at the track is sitting there handicapping while clutching 4 different colored highlighters marking up a Racing Form?

People will tell you they'll miss the place. No one who has any history with NYRA racing and Aqueduct over the last few decades will not miss what Aqueduct has become, a tiny refuge where the freely admitted patrons have been squeezed into a section of the first and second floors to take in the odors of smoking and marijuana outside. To say the place stinks, is to be literal. You can't look back nearly 60 years and expect nothing to change.

Yesterday was my final appearance at Aqueduct. There were actually people around José and I who spoke English. And believe it or not, someone brought a fucking, yapping Maltese dog they must have  smuggled in with a tote bag. There  is no visible security at Aqueduct other than a uniformed guy stationed at the foot of the escalator when you come in.

The dog eventually let out so much little dog yapping that some people started complaining. Someone was going to sing "Who Lets the Dogs Out?" Another was yelling the dog was interrupting their handicapping. Eventually, the dog and whoever brought it seemed to disappear. There was going to be an insurrection. The metaphor was complete. The place has gone to the dogs.

There is supposed to be no smoking, but that is only a sign, as the cigarette butts and smell attest to. The place is clean, the floors are polished, but a few seats still have seagull or pigeon poop residue on them. You would think they might clean that, but no, the seats (still free with backs) needed to be wiped clean.

Want to hear the call of the race? Well, tune into television. The audio is barely distinguishable. Unless you're watching through binoculars, or looking at the infield video board, you don't even know "they're off." It's almost funny tracking the race with binoculars and not hearing an announcer. The terrible audio is nothing new. It was like that last year.

But the sight lines at Aqueduct have long been the best in racing. At Belmont (at least the one they replaced) the stands were fully parallel to the track, creating  a tough view when they entered the stretch. Even the overly talkative wag Andy Serling has commented on the great sight lines. We'll see if the new Belmont took an improved sight line into consideration into the design. (Why do I doubt it?)

Nostalgia? Sure. Aqueduct is where I went some weekdays when I called in "sick." I remember one in particular, when the New York Rangers beat the Toronto Maple Leafs in overtime in Toronto on April 15,  1971 to advance to the next Stanley Cup round after a  goal by Bob Nevin in overtime. 

I watched the game at home, and was in such a celebratory mood after staying up drinking beer by myself, that I called in the next day and headed to the track. There I distinctly remember being on line to bet on the 4th floor! and seeing a few guys from the New Haven Blades, a Ranger farm team, wearing their team jackets and displaying more than a few scars on their faces. The place was crowded. It was a Friday.

Aqueduct is where my friend Dave and I were with our mentor, Les, "Mr. Pace" and saw Secretariat win his second race at 6f on July 15, 1972, ridden by a five-pound bug jockey Ben Feliciano. It was Feliciano's second time riding Secretariat, who finished out-of-money 4th in his first start—the only out-of-money finish in a 21 race career. Ron Turcotte rode Secretariat every race until his last race, a turf Invitational in Woodbine when he was ridden by Eddie Maple. Turcotte was under a suspension at the time.

Not having a car was no obstacle to getting to the track living in Flushing, On Main Street, in front of the St. George Episcopal church was a private bus company, Walter's Transit, that got you to Aqueduct or Belmont for maybe $1.50. Numerous bus companies from all over NYC transported people to the  tracks. The parking lot looked like the Port Authority.

There was the time Johnny M. and I were at the track on February 11, 1983, sucking down beers at the bar at Equestris, oblivious to the worsening conditions outside. A blizzard was in the making, and they closed the track and gave us rain checks for free admission next time. I saved the program and framed the 5th race entries—the race that was never run.

John and I were a little late getting down to the buses, and our Flushing bus was pulling out. The weather was brutal. Fourteen inches were eventually dumped in that storm. I remember running as hard as I could to catch up to the bus and pounded on the door to get the driver to stop. I really don't know what might have happened if we hadn't caught that bus.

We could of course started a journey on the subway. One of the charms of Aqueduct, being in Queens, and therefore NYC, is that you could get there by subway. Still can. The A train, the longest route in the system, would get you to a stop right outside the track.

When racing was actually attended by crowds, NYC Transit created the "Subway Special," a subway train that left a special portion of the Times Square station that, for $1.50 token— a special large token— that took you to the train making only one stop in downtown Brooklyn, at Hoyt-Schermerhorn Street.

NYC Transit used old, out of service cars. These cars went back to the 60s and before. They had ceiling fans and rattan seats. The conductor had to straddle between cars outside to open and close the doors. He did not operate from a small enclosure. When my friend Dave and I came down the stairs there was a huge metal horseshoe at the base that said "Good Luck." Guys would get on the train and start smoking, no less. There was a return trip Subway Special as well.

When the train reached Aqueduct, there is documentary-type film of the crowds leaving the train and going down the ramp to get to the track. If the train was late, or betting on the Daily Double was in jeopardy, guys would be flying off the ramp to get in and get their bets down. In that era, the ONLY exotic bet was a Daily Double—and only one Daily Double, not like the rolling Doubles of today and all the other horizontal bets there—and the opportunity to bet on it closed 10 minutes before the first race, which was 1:30. The track needed that ten minutes to process the bets.

The story at the time was someone joking that the mail trucks, UPS, and other commercial tracks left the parking lot when the drivers didn't hit the first race, and therefore weren't "live" for the double. Our friend Les purposely didn't get to the track until he was assured of missing the Double. He was always afraid of blowing the wad on missed double bets. The Daily Double was the first bet I made in 1968, and I hit it "cold," no crisscrossing. Tell me I wasn't hooked.

In 1977 my wife and I were in Toronto. Woodbine wasn't open, but Greenwood was. The track is now long gone, but an aspect of the track was that it was the last track serviced by a trolley. I remember seeing the trolley after we left. We had a driven there with a rental car.

I also distinctly remember looking at the infield board. In those days, race track infield boards displayed the amount of Win, Place and Show money bet on each entrant. I got the biggest kick out of noticing that minutes before post time there were still horses that had absolutely no money bet on them to show. 0 was posted by the bulb lite board.

There used to be a taboo against Sunday racing. In fact, there used to be a taboo against Sunday shopping. Hard to believe, but department stores in NYC were closed on Sundays. No racing either. This was the case even into the early 70s, which to me is really not that long ago, but surely predates the birth of others who now have their eyes on their 401-K retirement balances.

Delaware Park in Stanton, Delaware had no such restriction. There was Sunday racing. So, my wife and I and another couple took a trip there to play the races one Sunday. I doubt I even have a program, or a losing ticket as a souvenir, and I took no pictures, but the place was charming.

I have no memory of how I, or any of others did. I do remember the paddock area was a delight, with the jockeys in what I remember to be a sort of house with a porch where they got dressed. They would hang out on the porch waiting for the call to post. It was extremely colorful and I've always wanted to go back. Oddly enough, the couple we went with now have retired to another part of Delaware. But Delaware is not big, and a dovetailed trip is not logistically impossible.

Aqueduct is where my oldest daughter took me for my two Covid shots during the pandemic. I joked (of course) with the National Guardsmen that I loved what they had done with the place.

When you could get something resembling food at the track, Harry M. Stevens Manhattan clam chowder was always sought.  Harry M. Stevcns employees were the rudest, most indifferent bunch on earth, but if you could get past the slothfulness, the soup as worth it. My joke—and that of others—was that the employees were schooled at the Harry M. Stevens Charm School.

The soup recipe must have been passed down, because at Saratoga my friend John always sought out he soup, despite the fact that Harry M. Stevens has been sold to Aramark.

Harry M. Stevens started the company in the early 1900s, selling food and beverages at New York's Polo Grounds where the baseball New York Giants played. Racetracks became outlets for his concessionaire contracts. Harry was born in England in 1855, and the family migrated to Niles, Ohio. Stevens is credited with creating the baseball scorecard.  

ChatGPT gives a definition of the Charm School that avoids the sarcasm associated with the employees' work attitudes

The Harry M. Stevens Charm School was not a traditional academic school. It was a training and etiquette program associated with the historic concession company founded by Harry M. Stevens, the pioneering sports concessionaire often credited with popularizing the hot dog at baseball games. His company, Harry M. Stevens, Inc., operated food and beverage concessions at stadiums, racetracks, and arenas across North America.

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I have no idea what is to become of the Aqueduct property. A good chunk of it went to building the casino that is Resorts World, and a huge Hyatt Regency hotel. The casino now has live dealer betting on crabs, roulette and blackjack.

The Aqueduct name and the surrounding access streets, North and South Conduit Avenues, get their names from the 18th-century when Brooklyn was its own city and water was brought in through that area of South Queens from wells in Nassau County to provide Brooklyn with water.

Maestro, a little history via ChatGPT.

In the 1800s, Brooklyn was still an independent city and developed its own water supply. Much of Brooklyn's water came from groundwater wells and ponds on what is now Long Island, especially in southeastern Queens and Nassau County.

A major source was the Jamaica Pond area and other groundwater-fed ponds and streams in Queens. Water was collected and moved westward through aqueducts and pumping systems across Queens into Brooklyn.

One important project was the Ridgewood Reservoir, built in the 1850s near the Brooklyn–Queens border. Water from wells and ponds in eastern Queens was pumped to Ridgewood Reservoir and then distributed throughout Brooklyn.

Did water travel through South Queens?

Yes. Water collected from eastern Queens and Long Island groundwater sources generally moved westward through parts of Queens before reaching reservoirs and distribution facilities serving Brooklyn. Areas that are now neighborhoods such as Jamaica, Woodhaven, Richmond Hill, and other parts of southern and central Queens were part of the route of the old Brooklyn Water Works system.

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Enough already. Say goodnight Gracie. How did you do?

I forgot how to use the voucher dispensing machine. I had to watch someone put their money in and get a voucher so I could get mine. I must admit, the 20 second wait for the voucher to appear after inserting three 20s into the companion machine's maw was an eternity. I'm not getting a voucher, right? No, it worked, and well, I was off to the races.

Now in the upper reaches of my 70s, I may have a few physical hurdles with my back, but the rest of me is fine. I enjoy handicapping and did yesterday's 10-race card over Friday and Saturday morning. Crunching numbers with my self-created handicapping tool is not really exciting. Each entrant gets assigned a number derived from the addition of 11 attributes from the past performances. It's homework. A 10-race card can take some time, even with shallow field sizes.

I once read that the irrepressible Irving Berlin, who lived to be 101, said he was chuffed when very late in life he found he could still write music when he added some numbers to a revival of his musical "Annie Get Your Gun" when he was in  the upper reaches of his 80s.

And luckily, the field sizes were not decimated by scratches. I look at the results in the New York Post to see which jockeys might be winning and what are the payouts.

When only one payout price is displayed, i know something went on with the field size. I look up the DRF chart to see what went on.

There was a race last week where only three horses left the starting gate, the field decimated by scratches. There was only win betting. Not that long ago there was a race where only two horses left the starting, an unintended match race. I'm waiting for only one to be left and it'll be a walkover. It's disappointing to see.

I did not hit the first two races with my usual mix of win and boxed exactas. But I did hit the third, fourth and fifth races with exacta and win bets and added nicely to my voucher.

Manny Franco won 4 races on the card, winning 2 more after getting dumped by Jack and Jim in the 5th race on the turf. Jack and Jim was not euthanized. No ambulances were required for either the Jockey or the horse. Manny makes hay when the Ortiz brothers choose to ride elsewhere. Oddly enough, there were no horses entered by Chad Brown on the card.

But after the fifth race, the Gods weren't smiling, and I finished the day still in the plus column, but not by much. I have no idea how José did. José might not know José did. Horseplayers will tell you they're "ahead," or will tell you they're "even,. or "up a bit," but they are an unaudited bunch, and are not using generally accepted accounting rules set by FASB. But just believe what they tell you. No one needs you poking your nose into it.

And what sendoff will NYRA be doing for its patrons when the place closes for good on with live racing on Sunday June 28. I'll tell you.

The indelible organization that is trumpeting "seats with a back" for the upcoming Belmont facility is offering a small jar of dirt from the track to the first 1,000 patrons who pay the $5 admission fee. Admission fee? Aqueduct hasn't had an admission fee for decades.

Here's the promo: The first 1,000 guests on Sunday, June 28 will receive an authentic container of Aqueduct track dirt. Free with paid admission, while supplies last. [Do they really think they'll run out?]

Due to capacity constraints, Farewell Aqueduct is a ticketed event; each $5 ticket includes a commemorative program. Ticket proceeds benefit the NYRA Foundation. [Whatever that is.]

Apparel and accessories featuring the Farewell Aqueduct logo will be available to shop throughout the weekend, with select styles available now in the online store. 

An art gallery by Henry Kornaros of Public Opinion will be on display featuring photographs of horses, people, and moments from Aqueduct.

I forwarded NYRA's email to Bobby G. who responded, "at least they've got a sense of humor."

Oh NYRA. How well you know your patrons.

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Monday, June 15, 2026

ChatGPT and KitKat Bars

Say what you will about AI and ChatGPT—whether it is really "artificial intelligence"—or not, it is informative. 

Interested in an update on the 400,000+ KitKat bars traveling by truck between Italy and Poland that were hijacked? Sure you are. Ask ChatGPT.

Question: Have the hijacked KitKat bars started appearing anywhere in the retail market?

As of the latest reports, there is no confirmed evidence that the stolen KitKat bars have turned up in regular retail stores. Nestlé said the truck carrying about 413,793 KitKat bars (roughly 12 tons) disappeared while traveling from Italy to Poland, and both the vehicle and cargo were still unaccounted for when the company issued its updates.

Nestlé warned that the bars could enter unofficial sales channels across Europe, which is why it created a batch-code tracking system to help identify products from the stolen shipment.

One interesting twist is that the stolen products were reportedly special Formula 1-themed KitKat bars, not the standard bars typically sold in U.S. stores. Some reports also stated that overall KitKat supply was not expected to be significantly affected.

So the answer right now is: no verified reports of the stolen bars appearing in legitimate stores, though authorities and Nestlé have been watching for them to surface in gray-market or unauthorized distribution channels.

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Amazingly, 400,000+ can go out of circulation and there is no European shortage of the crunchy chocolate bars. How long can they last in a warehouse, or truck, before they go bad? Halloween is a ways off.

By all accounts, the truck was being driven by a human, and was not an autonomous vehicle that I've been reading about.

In Arizona, Doritos apparently is shipping cargo using autonomous vehicles.  The Wall Street Journal  did a recent story on driverless vehicles. They are loaded with cameras and all kinds of tracking devices that keep the vehicles on course and within the speed limit. (How boring.)

The routes aren't long enough that the trucks stop at a rest area for a shower, a meal, or whatever. They go point to point and get unloaded by humans.

The Teamsters Union obviously is not happy about this, since drivers, if used at all, are reduced to cargo handlers, not skilled drivers. Pay will certainly be affected.

When I read the story, I wondered how much more susceptible to a hijacking—or not—do driverless vehicles present themselves?

Certainly a driverless vehicle can be convinced to come to a complete stop simply by stalling something in their path. All this would conceivably be recorded, but would the following events all make their way into the cloud, allowing a trail to follow? Systems can be hacked. "Oceans" whatever, anyone? Where's Danny?

ChatGPT: Have any driverless trucks been reported hijacked.

As of mid-2026, there have been no widely reported cases of a fully autonomous, driverless commercial truck being successfully hijacked and taken over by criminals while operating on public roads. Recent driverless truck deployments by companies such as Aurora and Bot Auto have attracted attention, but no public reports indicate that a driverless freight truck has been commandeered or stolen in operation. 

Just you wait. There is nothing that can't lead to something else. Anyone for a KitKat?


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