Saturday, February 22, 2025

The Perpetual Optimist

At the end of a NYT obituary for The Reverend James Callan who passed away at 77 in December 2024, there is a last word, but not a last word from the reverend. It is a favorite quote of his from Eric Sevareid a legendary CBS newscaster and journalist who might be remembered by those who remember the 1964 World Series. Eric was an Edward R. Morrow Boy, a WW II correspondent and general sage.

Eric apparently liked to say: "I'm a pessimist about tomorrow, but I'm an optimist about the day after tomorrow." Surely a sentiment that should be in Bartlett's. (It's not. Nothing from Mr. Sevareid's made its way in.)

When you parse the progression of pessimism and optimism, you realize that Mr. Sevareid never makes it to the day he's optimistic about. It keeps moving.

It's like that paradox about moving toward a finish line, decreasing the distance to the line by half each day. Since there's always a tiny bit left, and you then advance only half way more, you are still left with a tiny bit left to travel. You never get there no matter how close you come. (I think credit card debt is based on this principle.)

So, imagine it's Friday and you're not optimistic about Saturday, but the day after, Sunday, you're optimistic about. Let's look forward to Sunday.

But, stay alive one more day and it's Saturday, and now you're pessimistic about Sunday (because it's now the day after), but are optimistic about Monday. But weren't you just a day ago optimistic about Sunday? Sure you were, You said you were. What happened with advancing another day?

I remember Eric Sevareid's broadcasts. I'm not sure he ever smiled.

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Tuesday, February 18, 2025

The Dot Over the Lowercase i

I never knew what to call the dot over the lowercase i other than to call it "the dot over the lowercase i." I have no idea what grade we learned that a dot went over a small i. Or that a dot went over a small j. Or that there was a dot under an exclamation mark, ! Since knowledge is doled out, we probably didn't learn all that in one day. But once you learn it, you don't forget it.

Most things are called something, but the teacher(s) never told us that the dot was called a "tittle." Matt Amodio knew this, he being a recurring contestant on Jeopardy last night in a series of contests called  the Jeopardy Invitational Tournament.

Jeopardy seems intent on developing multiple series of tournaments: Invitational Tournament, Tournament of Champions, and probably a tournament or two to be named later.

The producers seem to be taking a page from the professional sports playbooks, wherein numerous contestants are all lumped together, all former "champions," and put through a series of elimination rounds to yield three contestants that will vie for some title. I'm beginning to wonder if Jeopardy contestants have agents.

Last night's clue needed someone to identify what the dot over a lowercase i or j was called. Matt buzzed in first, got the nod, and said "what is a tittle," Money was added to his score.

Of course Matt saying the word is not the same as spelling the word. I immediately took to my notepad and thought that maybe I've become aware of another homograph: title, (tit-el) for the dot; title for a designation, an honorific. A homograph being two words spelled the same, pronounced differently, and meaning different things, e.g. wind, movement of air; wind to tighten, as to wind a watch. 

Consultation with the OED dashed that discovery. The small dot is spelled tittle; the designation in an honorific or ownership is spelled title. Spelled differently, therefore not a homograph. My daughter Susan will be disappointed we didn't add one more to our list. 

The OED formally defines tittle as: "a small stroke or point in writing or printing, as a tilde, a cedilla, a punctuation or diacritic mark, the dot over the letter i, etc.; gen any stroke or tick with a pen."

That definition finally gets to all you need to know; "...the dot over the letter i."

Case closed? Not really. The definition goes on, (and it's still the first definition) and starts to look like a quadratic equation "...with a pen. LME†b The three dots (...) following the letters and contractions in the alphabet on hornbooks, usu. followed by Est Amen. M16-M17. "

The LME means late Middle English. ►†b typically means the word is "obsolete" or "no longer in common use;" the "►" symbol often indicates a special usage note, while the † is a common symbol for marking a word as obsolete. The b refers to the word itself.

"...in the alphabet on hornbooks, usu. followed by Est Amen M16-M17" Hornbooks were used by monks to teach children the alphabet in the middle 16th to 17th centuries. Take it as gospel.

Hey, that part is obsolete, so fugetaboutit!

Since dinner follows Jeopardy, I asked my wife if she knew that the small dot over the lowercase i is called a tittle?

"No. Pour the drinks, will you?"

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Monday, February 10, 2025

Autopsies and Exhumations

It might be the strangest thing I ever read in an obituary: The deceased's brother's body had been exhumed for an autopsy after being buried for eight years and was found to be filled with sawdust where internal organs were expected to be. I kid you not.

The NYT obituary for Virginia McCaskey, Chicago Bears Stalwart and Owner Dies at 102 is pretty much a routine obit about the daughter of the founder of the Chicago Bears NFL football team, George Halas Sr., who came to be the owner of the team.

Ownership of the team passed to her after her younger brother George Halas Jr. died of a heart attack in 1979 at 54. George Sr. had the two children, and George Jr. was the natural heir apparent to take over the team since he had been the team president since 1963. When George Sr. passed away in 1983, Virginia received the sole vote in a one-generation trust.

But all was not happy in Chicago. The wife of George Jr., Theresa felt her children had been unfairly carved out of shares when the Bears were reorganized in 1981. She developed a theory that perhaps her husband hadn't passed away from a heart attack, but may have been poisoned. 

It took a while, but in 1987 George Jr.'s body was exhumed so that the internal organs could be tested for poisoning. And that's when things got really strange. There were no internal organs. The body cavity was filled with sawdust.

I watch a lot of police procedurals via several streaming sites: Acorntv, Britbox, MHzchoice, PBS/ Masterpiece, and Amazon Prime. Many of these procedurals are from foreign countries, but I have no problem with the subtitles. Preferable to dubbing.

Invariably the deceased (there is always at least one deceased) is rolled into the medical examiner's operating room to be opened up and examined. Organs are seen to be removed and weighed. 

From there I don't recall what happens to the organs, if they are held aside and put back after testing. What I have never seen or heard of in any of these procedurals from any country is that the body is refilled with sawdust.

Attentive readers will remember that one of the racetrack Assembled is a retired surgeon. The question of sawdust being found in an exhumed body was put to him.

The answer came back that they took part in 31 autopsies as a resident and sawdust played no part in ever being introduced into a corpse. That saying about "ashes-to-ashes, dust-to-dust" has no bearing in the autopsy room.

The obit writer Ken Belson drops that sawdust nugget on us but doesn't let it distract us from the rest of Virginia's obit. The outcome of that discovery is not addressed other than since internal organs were not there to be tested, it was therefore not possible to test for poison. 

I suspect George Jr.'s wife Theresa tried to take other steps, but they are not mentioned. Virginia and her family continued running the team.

I do a fair amount of woodworking in my shop. I'm not sure I'll ever look at sawdust the same way.

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Saturday, February 8, 2025

Build A Phrase

I will admit I'm a bit of a sucker for the well-turned phrase. Trying to collect them is pretty much how this blog got started. Consider the colorful insults you could fling at someone if you had a few skeletal phrases handy. You could customize them for any situation.

The latest one I came across is from a WSJ book review titled A Brawl Over Big Sky Country. The review is by Dave Shiflett of a book by Amy Gamerman titled The Crazies. The Crazies are not only human, but also refer to a "collection of 30 or so stunning Montana mountains with a history of adoration and conflict." 

The weekend or two-week vacationing billionaires who own property with a view of this matchless wonder of nature, do not want anyone who might live there full-time to install wind turbines that have even a remote chance of slicing off their view of these mountains, however small that slice might be.

The reviewer, Mr. Shiflett, tells us these people are so adamant about protecting their views that they'd rather "sit beside a barking dog on a trans-Pacific flight than have their mountain views marred" by a  rancher's proposed installation of wind turbines on his property.

Think of what insults or metaphors you could build with the thought of enduring a barking dog on a trans-Pacific flight.

"I'd rather sit next to a barking dog on a trans-Pacific flight than listen to you."

"You're no better than a barking dog on a trans-Pacific flight that won't shut up."

"An eternity with a barking dog on a trans-Pacific flight is better than being with you."

And on and on. The beauty of this is there are no royalties involved, since the use of the barking dog phrase falls under the fair use provisions of copyright law.

Add to this, paraphrasing lyrics from a recent Willie Nelson song from his Band of Brothers album. The song is titled I Thought I Left You and with very colorful, emphatic language pretty much tries to convey the undesirability of continually seeing you, having you around, or whatever physical presence you might present yourself to me as. If it were a New Yorker cartoon it would be the businessman behind the desk on the phone telling the person on the other end, "How about never—does never work for you?"

Willie's lyrics carry the same meaning, but with more color.

"You're like the measles, you're like the whooping cough,
I've already had you, so why in heaven's name can't you just get lost."

My guess is you could use Covid as the ailment you once had. The sentiment is the same: Don't bother me anymore.

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Sunday, February 2, 2025

NO PARKING

1908 NYC Fireman
It's been decades—no, make that at least half a century—since I heard the term "fire-plug." You have to be a native New Yorker of a certain age to know what that refers to, and of an even older age to actually still be alive and not on life support to use the term. It's a fire hydrant. Huh? Yep.

In one of those great succinct nuggets of information that you can find when you read enough newspapers, I learned why fire hydrants in NYC were once referred to as "fire-plugs" by a segment of the population that was dying out in the 1960s and '70s: those born toward the end of the 19th-century or early in the 20th-century.

On of the human fixtures that inhabited the family flower shop when I was growing up there in the '60s and early '70s was Barney Greene, a retired NYC Grade 3 detective who sat in the chair by the front desk for short spells as he gave himself something to do by walking around the neighborhood. Barney lived in a brownstone on 17th Street, between 2nd and 1st Avenues,  with one of his other bachelor brothers. My father went to grammar school with Barney's younger brother Eugene.

Barney was always dressed in a three-piece suit with a fedora, that he didn't take off. He carried his Detective's Special .32 caliber revolver in a shoulder holster that I only ever saw once when he was putting himself back together after using the shop's bathroom. 

He didn't talk much, but sometimes came out with some information about his time on the force. When he started the cops slept in the precinct houses, like the fireman still do today in the fire houses. I never knew where we was assigned, but when I had a delivery once to Southern Boulevard in the Bronx he told me that used to be a bad neighborhood, a cop was killed there.

When I made the delivery the neighborhood didn't look so hot then either. Everyone seemed to be hanging out on the stoops. But no one bothered me, and we seldom got deliveries for the Bronx. I sure didn't complain about that.

Barney talked a bit about Lieutenant Charles Becker, the only NYC policeman to be given a death sentence, executed in Sing Sing prison in 1915. It's a famous story from a long time ago. Whether Lieutenant Becker was framed for the murder of the gambler Herman Rosenthal in Times Square in 1912 has always kept the story alive. I don't remember if Barney ever weighed in on the guilt or innocence.

It might have been from Barney that I first heard the term "fire-plug" to mean a fire hydrant. I thought nothing of it, or why the hydrant might be called a "fire-plug." Like most definitions, there is an origin, and this one was revealed when I read in a recent NYT story about sources of water to fight fires.

The above photo is from a larger piece about how hydrants are not the best source of water to fight the kind of fires that recently engulfed L.A. County. 

Hydrants Weren't Designed for Wildfires

Above-ground fire hydrants have been around since the 1800s. Before the hydrants became common, firefighters often had to dig into the ground to reach wooden water mains to get water into their hoses. When the blaze was out, firefighters would then repair the water main with a "fire plug."

Imagine wooden water mains! Termites could close off  your water supply. The mind boggles.

Fire-plug was the most commonly used reference to a fire hydrant, but not the only one. There was "Johnny pump," certainly a more colorful name. Where did that one come from?

The NYT article doesn't mention "Johnny pump" but the story got me thinking of that other term I learned, probably from Barney, as to what a fire hydrant might be called. And where does that name come from? Google to the rescue:

In 1830, John Giraud was one of the people credited with inventing the first fire hydrants. NYC firefighters nicknamed the hydrants "Johnny pumps."

Moving on from the sources of water to fight fires, Barney was also the person who I first heard use the term "shylock" every time he spotted Jack Schiff strolling through the Manhattan neighborhood of the flower shop at 18th Street and 3rd Avenue.

Jack Schiff was a money lender, a loan shark, a 6-for-5 guy, who if you borrowed $100 from you quickly owed $120 to pay off the debt. He was a shylock.

At the time, I didn't understand the pejorative term "shylock," stemming of course from Shakespeare's money lending character in The Merchant of Venice. We only did Macbeth and Hamlet in high school, and I didn't seek out any other Shakespeare works. 

Jack Schiff didn't some into the flower shop because my father didn't borrow money from him. He borrowed money from someone at the Brooklyn Navy Yard where he worked in the Design Division when the shop needed funds to get a supply of flowers for an expected busy weekend.

The $100 he brought into the shop on Friday afternoons after work was returned as $120 on Monday to whomever my father borrowed the money from; 6-for-5.

There was someone else that a more sizable loan was secured from when my father thought be wanted to buy a bar, or for my short-lived college tuition needs. This was a fellow in a three-piece suit wearing a snap brimmed hat who came to the shop weekly who my Great-Uncle Pete took money out of the register to pay. I don't remember how long it took to pay this fellow off, but he had an office that I once took money to.

Eventually, the fellow, whose name I don't remember, sent his college-age daughter to collect the money. She was a pleasant young girl who was home from the University of Wisconsin at Madison. Eventually, no one came to collect anything.

In the mid '70s, the family business went out of business, and there was no more need for loan sharks. 

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