Missing

The world's most photographed woman with clothes on hasn't been seen in weeks, in either the NYT or the WSJ. She's gone missing, at least from the public.

It is assumed Germany's Chancellor Angela Merkel is post-menopausal, so an eight month stint in Switzerland with a Machiavellian aunt ostensibly to improve on French phonetics is not where she is.  Lady Edith, from 'Downton Abbey,' of course travelled to the land of clocks, banks and lakes with Aunt Rosamund in order to secretly give birth to a love child. We're ruling that out in Angela's case.

But where is she? Jet-lagged from Sochi after watching a German athlete slide down a hill?

The BOLO alert has been raised to an APB.

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